The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread

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http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcf764rHVD1rbzqcto1_1280.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

In light of its being a blurt thread at its heart:



Two monks come upon a woman standing at the bank of a river. She needs to get across, but is unable to make it alone. The elder of the two monks picks her up and carries her through the rushing water. Once they’re safely on the other side, the woman goes on her way. The younger monk is stunned. Its part of their vows that they’re not allowed to touch women , and he doesn't know what to make of his older friend’s behavior.

Finally, after stewing over the incident for several miles, he says to his traveling companion, “How could you touch that woman back at the river the way you did? Have you no respect for our vows?” The elder monk turns to his young friend and says, “Are you still carrying that woman? I put her down at the river bank over an hour ago.”


But, if there were four of them:

http://s13.postimg.org/mv5srojef/Pix_Mix387_img007.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://www.starchive.ru/v/Verkaik_Petra/foto/Verkaik_Petra_034.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What?


No Farrah poster?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://www.starchive.ru/v/Verkaik_Petra/foto/Verkaik_Petra_034.jpg

THERE's HER posse...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A pussy posse, of course.


The best kind when shit hits the fan.

http://www.bellezzevip.com/pornostar/petra_verkaik/outdoor_06_jpg.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/49dd56339d7ecde1d5715d74023d0ed8/tumblr_nfkk10w85y1tey179o1_1280.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Counting noses and taking cooche...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Is that any way like counting coup?

http://36.media.tumblr.com/aba255329ff0e4ccbe483ad5ecc76ab3/tumblr_nhzawhF6yy1tka08oo1_1280.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://i.imgur.com/E2fi0tf.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is that any way like counting coup?

http://36.media.tumblr.com/aba255329ff0e4ccbe483ad5ecc76ab3/tumblr_nhzawhF6yy1tka08oo1_1280.jpg

Does she have a coupe to show me?

I'm into 36s...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://www.hotrodhucksters.com/chad/36/newpaint_11.jpg


I prefer the 32s


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/1932_Ford_Model_18_520_De_Luxe_Coupe.jpg


or the 40s


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/1940_Ford_Model_01A_De_Luxe_Coupe_JGB.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://www.hotrodhucksters.com/chad/36/newpaint_11.jpg
...

That's ME!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdmR3SWIEAAM4tB.jpg:large

You don't say!!​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She wold be my Bonnie...



Such a sex'n crime spree. She's what Cher used to look like!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What???


Never.


And theirs was a 1934.

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h437/carbuffs/Cars%20for%20sale%20carbuffs/1934%20Ford%20Sedan%20blue/DSC_6739.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

But this one is a '32.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Bonnie_Parker_BC10.jpg


This un ain't:

https://beatnikhiway.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/bonnie-and-clyde-death-car.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What???


Never.


And theirs was a 1934.

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h437/carbuffs/Cars%20for%20sale%20carbuffs/1934%20Ford%20Sedan%20blue/DSC_6739.jpg

I don't know...



That seems too much like my grandfathers' '36.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My granddad's 1936 was a Nash.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Nash_3620_Ambassador_Six_4-Door_Sedan_1936.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Nashurally...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Something like that.

http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/gallery/dangerous-curves/11.jpg

 

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http://img.picturequotes.com/2/22/21419/telling-an-angry-woman-to-calm-down-works-about-as-well-as-baptizing-a-cat-quote-1.jpg

 

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http://asset-3.soup.io/asset/5906/8236_3fea_960.jpeg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://blog-imgs-35-origin.fc2.com/g/j/d/gjdsk2012/120517sitagi011.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://image.hotrod.com/f/82233176+w660+h440+q80+re0+cr1+ar0+st0/tim-and-pam-wellborn-garage-full-of-mopars-with-jessica-ahlberg-miss-alabama-2014.jpg