The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread again!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

Five and a half inches and climbing, measured in my official snow measuring spot.


It may not be the best, but it's the one I have been using for the 10 previous winters I have lived here, so it's Statistically Relevant.


I'ma send this h000r to ward this snow shit off:

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[Wat_Tyler]

Snow mobile? I am snow immobile.


I think it's coming to an end - peaked at almost 6".


You know what chaps the back side of my scrotum??? I have to go out there and work like a motherfucking Egyptian slave to get the got damn truck so I can go to see the weasels come Monday.


I wanna hurt somebody . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*


We've hit 16. I was one of the few fools who showed up to work, so I got to stay until it was mostly done. I'll have the privilege of finishing tomorrow, but right now, I am frozen through and through...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I've always found that a warm shower helps to fix that. Just make sure you ease your feet into warming - them bitches hurt like a bitch if you zap them with too much temp change. Just something I learned . . . the hard way.


It finally quit snowing. Seven point five. About six tenths of a foot.


And the sun has come out, so it might melt 8 flakes where it shines.


I'm still parked in the church parking lot, the preacher's spot. Allah is pleased, and has told me to leave it there until morning. I always try to do the will of Allah . . . especially when I agree with it and it's to my benefit . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[4est_4est_Gump]

It's warming!


We've hit 11!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


You're obviously suffering the ill effects of glowball warming. It's a whopping 4*F here.


I'm thinking the preacher may stay in today and ZI can keep his place. I mean, how much liberation theology does one need to hear hollered when obviously we haz been forsook by Allah???


Maybe all the hootin'-n-hollerin' will melt the snow here in the 'hood . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Sadly, people are out there that believe that the weekly prayer session keeps them out of hell...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, that spending a couple of hours being all devout lets them act like selfish and inconsiderate dishonest cunts for the other 166 hours per week.


Or they could just be GB posters and not sweat the 2 hours. . . . even to include posting filth on Xmas.


Now, that was a laugh.


Hey, paid posters gotta get paid yo . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

That's why I keep my posts short...

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... and frequent!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I've never made the cut to get hired.


Bitch hates me is what it is.


I didn't even make the Cute Cat Cut . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

It's up to 17*F.


Wow!!!!


Heat wave!!!!


We're enveloped in Glowball Warming!!!

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

Okay, it's official: my ass is bored. I need up outta this motherfucker!!!

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Breaking News: It's 19!



Piercing only one nipple displays an extreme lack of commitment.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's "23 feels like 11" here.


But the sun is out and the wind pretty much isn't, and my ass is dressed and going out the door here shortly.


I don't even have an opinion on that piercing thing. It ain't mine, so . . . .


And that'll never happen.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I put out fresh suet...



Got to keep our feathered friends happy.

 

[thør]

I put out fresh suet...



Got to keep our feathered friends happy.

You are interfering with Ma Nature?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You are interfering with Ma Nature?

I think of it as trying to keep the yard fertilized...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have considered a second floor bird feeder.


But Sox-the-indoor-cat would likely spend all his time in the window and made that strange bird-calling noise that they make.


Still, I may do it anyway . . .


and it can double as squirrel bait . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!!


Okay, this glowball warming shit can stop at any time now.


It's "1 feels like 1" out there.


I guess that explains why it sounded like the furnace ran all night.

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