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[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Now home to:

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the [size=+2] MANU [/size] award​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Guest]

Here are the July 2011 figures for 30 day “recent activity” for [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE].

During the month of July two hundred and eight (208) “recent activities” (favoriting the author, one of his stories or commenting on one of his stories) were reported to mr scouries. Sixty-seven (67) named him their “favorite” author during the month while ten (10) unfavorited him for a net gain of fifty-seven (57).

Over the last four months (April-July 2011) 312 LITEROTICANS have named him their “favorite” author while 32 have “unfavorited” him (including that two faced babs woman) for a net gain of 280 for the period.

These figures are especially gratifying to us given that jim hasn’t submitted a new story to the site since early April (something that he’s promised to rectify in August).

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of those who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him. You’re good people!

Have a great summer everyone.
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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Guest]

Dear Authors,

I’ve been inundated with “SCOURIES thread posting guideline” requests so further to my post # 10050 which stated:

Of course the SCOURIES thread tries to raise just that much higher. While any reader is welcome to post here we believe that only A.I.R. award winning authors, MANU Award Winners or certain other highly acclaimed authors should post from the “authors” group. We ask that all LITEROTICA authors check their status with me before posting ... Thanks for understanding! – ScouriesWorld management.]

http://www.kalebsmom.net/welcomeKH/posting_guidelines_b.jpg

Please be advised that, besides A.I.R. winners and MANU winners, any author who falls into any of the following categories is free to post here without checking with me:

*1000+ VOTE Club members
*100+ COMMENT Club members
*One of the Top 50 “Most Favorited” Authors
*Any author who’s penned one of the 50 MOST VIEWED stories on the site
*Any author who’s penned one of the 50 MOST FAVORITED stories on the site.​

Thank you,

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Guest]

The boss also ordered me to put "winky" back up - perv!

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Gabby

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, damn, I guess I can't post to the thread then.

 

[Guest]

do you fit under the author classification? these new restrictions just apply to...

...just kidding! of course you're an author...

Oh you’re ok mr pilot. The boss has you on ignore so it doesn’t matter to him.

And I've awarded you one of my “Gay Posting Wildcards”.

It’s part of the ScouriesWorld diversity program we instituted last year. We’ve even hired a Lesbian! jim’s been so good about it. In fact, to show his solidarity, he’s committed himself to writing a GBLT story in 2011!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/SVWH0wGDjetjodue4QuqJqBoo1_500.jpg
use it whenever you’d like to post…​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[sr71plt]

And I've awarded you one of my “Gay Posting Wildcards”.

Did Jim notice that I just got another Green E for a straight story on Lit.?

When did Jim get his last Green E--for anything? (Opps, sorry, a sore topic for you, I'm sure.)

We'll all refrain from holding our breaths on Jim writing anything but lame Incest.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Here are the July 2011 figures for 30 day “recent activity” for [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE].

During the month of July two hundred and eight (208) “recent activities” (favoriting the author, one of his stories or commenting on one of his stories) were reported to mr scouries. Sixty-seven (67) named him their “favorite” author during the month while ten (10) unfavorited him for a net gain of fifty-seven (57).

Over the last four months (April-July 2011) 312 LITEROTICANS have named him their “favorite” author while 32 have “unfavorited” him (including that two faced babs woman) for a net gain of 280 for the period.

These figures are especially gratifying to us given that jim hasn’t submitted a new story to the site since early April (something that he’s promised to rectify in August).

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of those who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him. You’re good people!

Have a great summer everyone.
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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

Only one honest face here. Just ask anybody, and if you would stop picking on my friends, I might favorite you back, again. Might! Don't get your hopes up. I'm just asking you to change your ways or I'm going to have to fuck my brains out to figure out a different way to approach the subject.

Perhaps you would like to add something to my Pillow Talk thread.

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[TxRad]

Dear Authors,

I’ve been inundated with “SCOURIES thread posting guideline” requests so further to my post # 10050 which stated:

Of course the SCOURIES thread tries to raise just that much higher. While any reader is welcome to post here we believe that only A.I.R. award winning authors, MANU Award Winners or certain other highly acclaimed authors should post from the “authors” group. We ask that all LITEROTICA authors check their status with me before posting ... Thanks for understanding! – ScouriesWorld management.]

http://www.kalebsmom.net/welcomeKH/posting_guidelines_b.jpg

Please be advised that, besides A.I.R. winners and MANU winners, any author who falls into any of the following categories is free to post here without checking with me:

*1000+ VOTE Club members
*100+ COMMENT Club members
*One of the Top 50 “Most Favorited” Authors
*Any author who’s penned one of the 50 MOST VIEWED stories on the site
*Any author who’s penned one of the 50 MOST FAVORITED stories on the site.​

Thank you,

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

I see I'm well within your stupid and totally insane guidelines, since I have a story with over 1500 votes and a story in the top 20 most favorite stories.

No one on this site can set any guidelines except the owners of the site, so once again we have scouries and his fake, want to be bullshit.

 

[TxRad]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TxRad View Post
Welcome to Another of ScouriesWonderfulWorlds



Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST AUTHOR (in my opinion anyway – oh gawd I wish I could write like him!)

SCOURIESWORLD Where good writing is the one and only thing that counts.

Jerome
teenager … champion of “favorite” writers
dixie’s nemesis
retard regurgitator [/font]
__________________
psst, don't tell anyone but even Manu visits ScouriesWorld

A proud supporter of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)

No scouries, this is not what the post said.

 

[TxRad]

This is what the post said:


[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST FRAUD

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[michchick98]

[Please try to remember - The Story Feedback forum is for honest feedback from readers and anyone with an IQ over 80, which doesn't include me or for intelligent discussions which also doesn't include me since all I can do is hurl insults and post pictures of naked women I'd never have a snowball's chance in hell with. Please consider all of this before posting any big words ... Thanks for understanding! Just remember, the moderator is an imbecile]​

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[Guest]

its what the readers say stupid....

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ace

- It’s a ROMANCE category tale
-RATED: 47TH HIGHEST RATED Romance story in the last 30 days
-RAING: 4.50
-VOTES: 56
-VIEWS: 3,769
-COMMENTS: 2
-FAVORITED: 3 times

I didn’t read the story (nor did jim). Nor apparently did anyone else. Under 4000 views? 56 votes? I’m afraid these are quite pitiful results. Green E for empty?

I think our readership has spoken quite clearly on this one. And no, I’m sorry but it’s not up to A.I.R. standards.

The palace throwing a fop to a lapdog is not something to be boasting about.​

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Guest]

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We'll all refrain from holding our breaths on Jim writing anything but lame Incest.

Well mon ami you need not hold your breath any longer!

Actually mr pilot the boss is now becoming quite famous for his LOVING WIVES stories. Do you know that in the past year he has authored the #33 and the #78 highest rated LW stories? Yup, it’s true.

And while that is quite impressive given that some 2000+ LW stories were submitted in the last year it’s when you look closer that you find his accomplishment is even greater.

Guess what? Only 6 stories are rated higher than mr scouries 33rd ranked “Emma’s Summer Babysitting Job”! All the rest are chapters – not complete stories.

After removing them here’s the top list. As you can see jim has jumped to the seventh highest rated story of the year!

His other best seller, “Brother Cucks Brother: Or Does He” ends up #30 on the revised list!

You might also note the number of votes these stories have received and compare them to your “E”. Is it possible that they’ve received fifteen times as many votes? Or that these LW stories (competing in LITEROTICAS hardest scored category) are actually rated higher than your fluffy romance (LIT’s highest scored category)?

“Emma” has over 111,000 views (best seller status) if you’d like to compare your figures to jims. And “Brothers” has 50 comments.​

1. Billie Jean
...is not my lover, She's just a girl who claims that... by StangStar06 (06/16/11) 4.74 (902)
2. The Art of Divorce
An artistic and classy cheating wives tale (ha ha). by StangStar06 (11/04/10) 4.72 (594)
3. Just Beth
Love at first sight...can it last forever? by Slirpuff (11/19/10) 4.71 (631)
4. Chrissie
My version of the starnge car in the driveway story. by StangStar06 (02/17/11) 4.69 (982)
5. Miz Sarah Strikes Back
Never underestimate an Agnes Scott grad! by FrancisMacomber (07/23/11) 4.69 (527)
6. Vegas Gamble
How far would the 3 wives go to keep the peace? by Tx Tall Tales (09/10/10) 4.65 (718)
7. Emma's Summer Babysitting Job
Married woman is mesmerized by the guy she used to babysit. by scouries (09/08/10) 4.65 (803)
8. Carefree Highway
He got over the past and moved on down the road. by StangStar06 (12/02/10) 4.64 (542)
9. Paper Matches
They can light a fire. Can they torch a marriage? by jake60 (08/05/10) 4.61 (515)
10. Hot as Sun
There are worse things than entering a burning building. by Harddaysknight (10/25/10) 4.60 (826)

****
30. Brother Cucks Brother: Or Does He?
Who's the father of Caitlyn's baby? by scouries (10/21/10) 4.53 (771)

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

Keep revising those lists scouries. That and your fake lists prove to everyone just how big a fraud you really are.

 

[sr71plt]

I see I got to Scouries. Delicious.

By the way, I have a Green E for a Loving Wives story too. Let me know when you manage that.

Poor Scouries. The only superlative here he can't manufacture for himself (Well, that and winning, placing, or showing in a real contest). And the one that belies his royality claim to boot.

 

[michchick98]

Spin, spin, spin. Fun watching scouries implode....again.

 

[Guest]

the boss promised me you wouldn't address these numbers...

... but I'm quite willing to post them again...and ask the question: why don't the readers like your stories? 4.50 in romance? 56 votes?

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By the way, I have a Green E for a Loving Wives story too. Let me know when you manage that. Poor Scouries

ace's figures for his romance tale:

- It’s a ROMANCE category tale
-RATED: 47TH HIGHEST RATED Romance story in the last 30 days
-RATING: 4.50
-VOTES: 56
-VIEWS: 3,769
-COMMENTS: 2
-FAVORITED: 3 times

I’m afraid these are quite pitiful results. Green E for empty?

I think our readership has spoken quite clearly on this one. And no, I’m sorry but it’s not up to A.I.R. standards.

The palace throwing a fop to a lapdog is not something to be boasting about.

And I'm sure your LW "E" story will be more of the same. I wonder how many times it's been "favorited"? And if it received as many votes as jim's two quoted LW works.​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[sr71plt]

Just who do you think you're fooling, Jim?

 

[michchick98]

The palace throwing a fop to a lapdog is not something to be boasting about.

Yeah, and your fake royalties and "best sellers" are?

By the way, how IS the REAL WORLD publishing going for you, scouries?

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, and your fake royalties and "best sellers" are?

By the way, how IS the REAL WORLD publishing going for you, scouries?

Since the green "E" comes from Laural and or Manu, it just goes to prove that scouries is a lier and a fraud.

Why would scouries want to post in the "Real World" when he is making so much monopoly money here at Lit?

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, Jim is just sore that he hasn't found a way to cheat a Green E yet--or a Blue W for that matter.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yeah, and your fake royalties and "best sellers" are?

By the way, how IS the REAL WORLD publishing going for you, scouries?

I dunno, Jim. Should I tell her?

 

[sr71plt]

I dunno, Jim. Should I tell her?

Yeah, as Scouries's only dupe--opps, I mean fan--you should definitely shill for him. Why, even Freddie has a Green E and once had books in the market.