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[Sandy_Fox]

I'll answer that. True to form.

What's the matter? Wouldn't she go out on a date with you to McDonalds when she saw your mom's Ford Focus?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

By the way, Freddie, I'm working on my hundredth friend on myspace...interested...

Thank you for the invitation, Dani, but I'm a computer illiterate.

I don't know how to do links. I don't have a myspace page, I don't even do IM's. Matter of fact, I just got a cell phone last year and my biggest month had 12 minutes on it when I have 1,500 minutes.

I don't have an ATM card. I don't use a debit card. I don't even have a credit card. I pay everything in cash or check.

So...I'll still be your friend but not on your myspace page.

Besides, everytime I post something, anything on line it comes back to bite me in the ass (lol).

 

[LadyCibelle]

hey Lady C...How are you feeling?

Hey beautiful,

Not feeling so great today. For the first time since my diagnosis, I've had to use a wheelchair to go see my doctor today. The pain was so bad, I couldn't walk. More and more lately, I have to do less and less, it's an all-over thing now; I'm jokingly telling my husband and kids that the only place not hurting on my body is the tip of my nose...not so untrue anymore.

How is you? Read the nice review on your latest book. I bet you were tickled pink.

 

[LadyCibelle]

What's the matter? Wouldn't she go out on a date with you to McDonalds when she saw your mom's Ford Focus?

LOL, if I wasn't already married I'd ask you to marry me.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'll answer that. True to form.

My deepest apologies to you, Ace. You know that you and I go back and forth. Only, I don't like some of the mean spirited things that some of the members have posted here recently. If they misunderstood our little banter and thought it funny to join in, then I apologize for that, too.

I've been the recipient of too much of that shit and I don't like it when anyone gets singled out or dumped on. Yeah, I know you can handle yourself. I just wanted you to know how I stand on it.

"I still love you."

Kind of, not really, but you know what I mean.

"Gees, that was awkward."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

My deepest apologies to you, Ace. You know that you and I go back and forth. Only, I don't like some of the mean spirited things that some of the members have posted here recently. If they misunderstood our little banter and thought it funny to join in, then I apologize for that, too.

I've been the recipient of too much of that shit and I don't like it when anyone gets singled out or dumped on. Yeah, I know you can handle yourself. I just wanted you to know how I stand on it.

"I still love you."

Kind of, not really, but you know what I mean.

"Gees, that was awkward."

God, I just realized what I wrote. You're not going to put, "I still love you," as part of your signature in the way that a couple of knuckleheads on this site have are you (lol)?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Not desperate for buyers at all, Freddie, thanks. All my eXcessica profits go back into eXcessica (as my publisher might come along and tell you).

Yep, is a Gay Male book, Freddie. 40 stories of GAY MALE sex. (And after three days launched it is #6 on the publisher's best-seller's list at Fictonwise.)

Yep, all true. And it's a good book, flying off the virtual shelves, so to speak... really, most of his books sell themselves. (Well, I think the hot guy on the cover of this one helps and all, but I can't even take credit for that, since he picked that one! )

And he doesn't get a dime from all the work he's offered on our site, bless his heart, and he gets to publish anonymously, which is his wish.

So, trust me, when it's clearly worth his time and effort, he's shown he can be quite generous. And he edits for us on top of it.

You may not like him - he can be an arrogant ass, and I've told him so myself ... but I know him to be honest, and someone who has integrity. And he's not earning Monopoly money on the books he sells on eXcessica. It's real money, nothing to sneeze at, and yet he gives it back. I have no doubt he is everything he says he is.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Hey beautiful,

Not feeling so great today. For the first time since my diagnosis, I've had to use a wheelchair to go see my doctor today. The pain was so bad, I couldn't walk. More and more lately, I have to do less and less, it's an all-over thing now; I'm jokingly telling my husband and kids that the only place not hurting on my body is the tip of my nose...not so untrue anymore.

How is you? Read the nice review on your latest book. I bet you were tickled pink.

Pink green and red. Mine's been acting up but I think it has something to do with the weather. We've had rain recently and that always makes the pain kick up. The doctor told me that I have arthritis to top off the fibro and add the high blood pressure they just recently decided to tell me I have, I've been spending a lot of time away from the computer, or as much as possible. Will has been demanding as always about the edits. I wish they could do something for you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yep, all true. And it's a good book, flying off the virtual shelves, so to speak... really, most of his books sell themselves. (Well, I think the hot guy on the cover of this one helps and all, but I can't even take credit for that, since he picked that one! )

And he doesn't get a dime from all the work he's offered on our site, bless his heart, and he gets to publish anonymously, which is his wish.

So, trust me, when it's clearly worth his time and effort, he's shown he can be quite generous. And he edits for us on top of it.

You may not like him - he can be an arrogant ass, and I've told him so myself ... but I know him to be honest, and someone who has integrity. And he's not earning Monopoly money on the books he sells on eXcessica. It's real money, nothing to sneeze at, and yet he gives it back. I have no doubt he is everything he says he is.

Actually, I don't not like him. Meaning, that I do like him. Ace is okay in my book. Did I just write that I still love him?

Sorry, but maybe in my next lifetime if I'm fortunate to return as a gay man, I'll want to read such a book. I like reading about women, naked woman, and sex between men and women and men and more women and men with even more women.

Granted, Ace has demonstrated an extraordinary writing talent and a beyond anal approach to correct someone's grammar, even when not asked to do so. I wish him the success that I wish you and Dani. I hope the watch the three of you on Oprah.

Only, when I start reading glowing comments on my stories from you and Mr. Perfect here, then maybe I'll give you the same courtesy and take more of an interest in your writing.

Now, as far as Scouries, I've read some of his stories and what I have read has made me want to read more. He is, as far as I'm concerned, one of the top writers on this site. I may not agree with some of his tactics in his thread, but it is his thread, albeit a public thread, and I respect him for that.

I'll not bash another writer. (Here comes the naysayers.) As a fellow writer who has been unmercifully bashed on this board, I won't stoop so long as to bash another writer, especially when I believe that the write in question, Jim Scouries, Esq., has a unique talent that his gained him an envious amount of success on this very board.

The problem with Jim is this. He needs to come forward and be honest with everyone here. Only, he is afraid of coming out of the closet. No, put your clothes back on, Ace, Jim is not a gay man. Jim is a bonafide celebrity. Jim is someone famous. How do I know? You'll just have to trust me on that.

Matter of fact, there are a few really famous people lurking on this board. Some of them have even written stories here.

I'll just leave you with this...you never know who reads this stuff. For you to believe that only average people read Literotica, well, than you are very naive.

"Hi Oprah!"

 

[freshface]

So, trust me, when it's clearly worth his time and effort, he's shown he can be quite generous. And he edits for us on top of it.

He can be generous and helpful even when it's not clearly worth his time and effort. He gave me a professional edit and a bit of encouragement even though I was a complete stranger with a first story. I don't think I'm the only one on Lit who can say that.

 

[fieryjen]

Oh my... the things you miss by having Scouries on ignore.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Jim, psst, Jim, I need a little help here.

Maybe you could, I don't know, maybe hit the big, red button and bring out the dancing girls or something like that to divert their attention while I make a fast getaway.

Jim? Hello? Where are you?

Isn't it time to announce your 1,000,000th sale or something?

 

[Daniellekitten]

Please, Freddie, this thread is much more interesting without him around...

 

[sarahhh]

Please, Freddie, this thread is much more interesting without him around...

Oh, Jim's around. He just doesn't need to pull the strings when the puppets like you and all your alts dance by themselves. Jim will be back to yank your chain about putting the phony in baloney soon enough.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Maybe you and the daughter can go to the AI together.

AI doesn't have pre-med.

And if it worked out maybe you could write one of those mother/daughter/doctor lover triangle GROUP SEX stories that seem so popular these days. I can see it now:

“I Made a Post Impressionist Painting of His Penis…”
…but my daughter thought Scouries was Seurat…she got the point…
by LadyFriskystein ​

Forget it, scerrs. She's way too smart for you.

I also notice you’ve been very busy these days – you had four new stories up yesterday – no wonder you still haven’t got around to mine.

= practice for NaNoWriMo + a small break from school

Actually, I believe it was 1 new story today and 3 stories yesterday.
It's okay. I know numbers confuse the hell out of you. Just try to remember, 1,000,000 does not immediately follow 100.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

He can be generous and helpful even when it's not clearly worth his time and effort. He gave me a professional edit and a bit of encouragement even though I was a complete stranger with a first story. I don't think I'm the only one on Lit who can say that.

I'm sure you're not.

I think an editor edits because they like to polish... they like to take something shiny and make it shinier. But honestly... if it's not shiny enough to begin with, or worth shining up, why do it?

So I'm sure your work was worth his time, if he took it on.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Oh, Jim's around. He just doesn't need to pull the strings when the puppets like you and all your alts dance by themselves. Jim will be back to yank your chain about putting the phony in baloney soon enough.

And another member of the peanut gallery makes her unwanted presence known.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

And another member of the peanut gallery makes her unwanted presence known.

HIS... HIS unwanted presence...

 

[Daniellekitten]

Oh hell, I forgot. His unwanted presence known... sorry about that.

 

[scouries]

wet breast

Shee-it, it was quiet for a few days there… just me, the Gabster , the vastly improved Lady F and the two “mentally challenged” posters...

So WTF happened today? Every important LITEROTICA author all of a sudden pops out of the woods.

The rich and the kind and the famous: freddie and sweet sarahhhh ! Of course they're always welcome!

robyn and his pal Lady C – what the heck’s up with those two anyway?

The kitten sisters …

An unknown – Sandy Fox

Weird babe who I’ve never heard of but who has me on ignore jen. What’d I do? Ma’am, before you put me back on ig is there any way you can post the “wet breast” pic on my thread? That’s the kind of post anyone would welcome!

We're only missing starrkers

[size=+2]Dolphins love jen’s wet tittie![/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[sr71plt]

Don't think it's the time of day for Starrkers to come out and play yet.

Doubt she will weigh in, though--at least not on "my" interlude here--as I've never read/edited anything for her. My thanks to those who stuck their necks out here on my behalf. I know what an up-hill effort that is and what it opens you up to.

Lady C and me? I rained on her parade some time ago, and she's declared nuclear war. There are always Internet characters like this swirling around.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE robyn My thanks to those who stuck their necks out here on my behalf. I know what an up-hill effort that is and what it opens you up to.

Robyn as good guy? All of a sudden wearing a white hat! The man who wrote this:A good many of those giving advice here only know enough to be dangerous to everyone else as well as themselves

It boggles the mind! But you know, in my opinion it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy …

QUOTE freddie By the way, you have enough credits and enough successes that you should beat him at his own game and start your own thread. Surely, you have the fan base to support such a thread. There, you could post your reviews and even post some excerpts from your books…You could even invite celebrities to make a post to your thread.

Great point frederico ! I’d love to see a kitten thread myself. There is no doubt that the opening of such a thread would be beneficial to everyone. C’mon danikat , go for it. Just think, it might just help shake up AH land. Imagine turning on your computer in the morning and finding threads by scouries, robyn, freddie, sarahhh , danikat etc. etc., to peruse with your morning coffee. What a nirvana for up and coming authors…

And I must say I was happy to see your thread up and running this a.m. freddie. Although I became very concerned when I read this line of yours:

QUOTE freddie I won that already back in March. I'm just coasting, now. My problem is this, I have so many stories that I'm holding some back for next year's contest. I don't want to waste them on this year's contest

Overconfidence is dangerous my friend! Remember last year. I’d suggest concentrating on this years contest and worry about next year later. Do not save any stories for later! All of us at ScouriesWorld want to celebrate your well earned victory – not another defeat. Publish or die is my advice!

QUOTE Lady Frisky I know numbers confuse the hell out of you. Just try to remember, 1,000,000 does not immediately follow 100.

Surely this wasn’t another cheap shot at yours truly was it? As to the difference between 100 and 1 million I’d suggest you go to the TOP LISTS and check out MOST READ Stories. You might even cum across one or two by yours truly…

QUOTE Lady Frisky AI doesn't have pre-med

I’ll give the little honey and her mom some advanced pre-med! Then maybe you could write a mother/daughter/doctor story. They’re pretty popular these days too.

“I Didn’t Know They Were So Big Mummy”
…Sexy Sheila takes her Sultry Spawn to see Dr. Scouries… all of him…
by LadyFriskystein ​

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins may soon start their own thread too[/size]

 

[Guest]

more good news....

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

I posted this on the 1000+ vote thread this morning and thought you AH people might be interested and might like to congratulate Tony yourselves,

We’ve found another ONE!! The 134TH story in the history of LITEROTICA that have received 1000 VOTES!!

And it comes from one of the true originals on the site:

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Tony88888

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for his 2001 LOVING WIVES Category story:

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My Wife’s Fantasy Lover

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This is Tony’s second 1000+ story. And this one was also an award winner when it came out way back when! We’re hoping this author will write some new stories in the days and months ahead. Please continue to read and comment on his excellent and wonderful stories! One of LITEROTICA’S best…

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

What do you think of my new story, scouries?

Devil's Rebellion Ch. 01

Premise:

After the collapse of the world economy, people frantically cling to faith in God. This paves the way for a puritanical revival and the establishment of the Reformed Puritan Order. The devil, in frustration over his loss of power on earth, sends two demons, Attan & Evandar, to awaken lust in mankind.

hmmm... though it may not be your cup of tea since Attan & Evandar are lovers, but they aren't siblings...

 

[Daniellekitten]

QUOTE robyn My thanks to those who stuck their necks out here on my behalf. I know what an up-hill effort that is and what it opens you up to.

Robyn as good guy? All of a sudden wearing a white hat! The man who wrote this:A good many of those giving advice here only know enough to be dangerous to everyone else as well as themselves

It boggles the mind! But you know, in my opinion it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy …

QUOTE freddie By the way, you have enough credits and enough successes that you should beat him at his own game and start your own thread. Surely, you have the fan base to support such a thread. There, you could post your reviews and even post some excerpts from your books…You could even invite celebrities to make a post to your thread.

Great point frederico ! I’d love to see a kitten thread myself. There is no doubt that the opening of such a thread would be beneficial to everyone. C’mon danikat , go for it. Just think, it might just help shake up AH land. Imagine turning on your computer in the morning and finding threads by scouries, robyn, freddie, sarahhh , danikat etc. etc., to peruse with your morning coffee. What a nirvana for up and coming authors…

And I must say I was happy to see your thread up and running this a.m. freddie. Although I became very concerned when I read this line of yours:

QUOTE freddie I won that already back in March. I'm just coasting, now. My problem is this, I have so many stories that I'm holding some back for next year's contest. I don't want to waste them on this year's contest

Overconfidence is dangerous my friend! Remember last year. I’d suggest concentrating on this years contest and worry about next year later. Do not save any stories for later! All of us at ScouriesWorld want to celebrate your well earned victory – not another defeat. Publish or die is my advice!

QUOTE Lady Frisky I know numbers confuse the hell out of you. Just try to remember, 1,000,000 does not immediately follow 100.

Surely this wasn’t another cheap shot at yours truly was it? As to the difference between 100 and 1 million I’d suggest you go to the TOP LISTS and check out MOST READ Stories. You might even cum across one or two by yours truly…

QUOTE Lady Frisky AI doesn't have pre-med

I’ll give the little honey and her mom some advanced pre-med! Then maybe you could write a mother/daughter/doctor story. They’re pretty popular these days too.

“I Didn’t Know They Were So Big Mummy”
…Sexy Sheila takes her Sultry Spawn to see Dr. Scouries… all of him…
by LadyFriskystein ​

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins may soon start their own thread too[/size]

As I told Freddie, I don't have time to start my own thread. I have a myspace page that I keep updated with all my up and coming novels and chapters and stories. I'd rather just pop in here once in a while to see what bull shit you're throwing about.