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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you, Scouries.

You know, I wasn't going to reply to this, but I feel that I must.

Scouries is a breath of fresh air around here. There is no one like him. By the way, I am mesmerized by your photo. Do you know her? She is simply scrumptuous.

Anyway, although Shitting Bull has out done himself in brievity, he has made a good point several times.

Bullshit is really what all of this amounts to, after all. It is much like peeing in the wind. It's never going to go straight and it's always going to hit you.

I find it very odd that Miss Daniellekitten has so many #1 stories, but accounting for all the multiple identities that she has on the board, it is understandable. Nevertheless, I wish her every success with her new book. I hope to see her on Oprah one day. It is thrilling and I am happy and proud for you.

All I know is that I like Scouries. I truly believe that he is one of the best writers on this site much better than many of the writers who receive so many accolades. Yet, this board is all about friends and favoritism, which would explain why I'll never win a contest or even have a high score.

This site should be about the story. We are all lucky to have such a site. Yes, I know, the owners of this site at laughing all the way to the bank with our little fights, but this really could be great.

Instead of wasting our words, time, and energy, let's make this our site. Let's make this a better site. Let's make this a writer's site. Let's eradicate the bashers, get ride of the multiple identities, and just write, read, and vote on stories.

The only one here with the right idea is Scouries. He keeps track of all this statistical information better than any accountant that I know. We are or should be indebted to Scouries for carrying the torch of this site. Give the man some respect. Give him some appreciate for all that he does here.

Thank you, Scouries.

Now, if everyone who has posted their shit here does not apologize to Scouries and thank him, then I will make sure that Big Louie pays you a personal visit.

 

[scouries]

my opinion...

[size=+2]Literotica Author Awards[/size]
May 2007 Reader's Choice Award Winners ​

MAY 2007 WINNERS:

Group Sex The Hunger by CorsetLvr Ch. 5 - 2 Comments, 61 votes, 4.89 rating

Ch. 1 - 4.68
Ch. 2 – 4.79
Ch. 3 – 4.73
Ch. 4 – 4.81
Ch. 6 - 4.62
Ch. 8 - 4.81
Chapters were released over 2+ years

Romance The Mathematics of Love by Moondrift – 6 Comments but only 5 during the contest, 53 votes, 4.89 rating

Group Sex John Billionaire Ch. 3 by bluedragonauthor - 13 Comments but only 10 during the contest and one was by the author himself, 179 votes, 4.88 rating

Ch. 1 - 4.83
Ch.2 – 4.83
Ch.4 – 4.86
All four chapters came out in May.

*all above figures found March 2008

[SIZE=+2]Dear LAUREL[/SIZE]

Can’t we just stop this painful charade? Cancel the whole monthly contest thing. It’s simply become embarrassing.

-Winners announced 10 months late
-No way to verify the results
-Sweeps of votes well after the close of the contest
-Complete loss of credibility
-Winners often later chapters of average stories
-Called ‘Readers Choice’ Awards and yet the winners regularly have pitiful reader participation numbers*

(*Almost a year later the three winning stories have ONLY a combined 21 COMMENTS and 293 VOTES! I have no idea of how many VIEWS these stories have received but I’d love to know.)

They may be wonderful stories – I’m sorry I don’t know, I haven’t read them – but I’m 100% sure they aren’t the READERS CHOICES of the LITEROTICA reading public (the most popular story of the month had 2 comments and 61 votes in 10 months?)

Ma’am, you seem unable or unwilling to adjust the rules to make them fairer (as I’ve suggested often before) so I now believe its time to bury the whole monthly contest system.

Anyway, that’s my humble opinion,

james r scouries

 

[scouries]

28th place now!

March 4 2008 favorites list watch

OMG!

She’s right under me.

I can feel her coming now.

Arching upward. Struggling to climb over me. Spasming in excitement.

It seems that all these modern girls want to climb up and over me and end up on top.

What’s so wrong with the traditional place for women in the human hierarchy? You know, below a man.

And why does every female Literoticenne want to be on top? To take the male position? Is penis envy the real reason the FAVORITES list is dominated by women? Is there a cabal of angry English lesbians that are propelling these female romance and inhuman category writers forever upwards from the depths?

But hey, please miss, when you get on top…be gentle…

PLUS: And look who’s number 28 today. They’re like a team as they move upward in unison. Congratulations Mr. BFW! Bravo Freddie! (BTW - I hope you’re taking care of the dog while you’re writing all these stories)

1 Selena_Kitt (599)
2 Goldeniangel (585)
3 sarahhh (527)
4 Slickman (420)
5 TryAnything (401)
6 rgjohn (395)
7 wishfulthinking (389)
8 brightlyiburn (356)
9 youbadboy (334)
10 Colleen Thomas (308)
11 BarondeSade (304)
12 secretme (263)
13 nikki_2021 (256)
14 bluedragonauthor (254)
15 scouries (249)
16 Daniellekitten (219)
…………..
28 BOSTONFICTIONWRITER (164)

jrs

p.s. WTF - my rejected masterpiece had another two (2) reads last night

 

[Daniellekitten]

More of your jealousy? Are you that threatened by me? Seems to be. It's ridiculous that someone who writes the pap that you do should be so threatened by me. Go take some classes Scouries and watch the stalking, they do have laws about that as well.

 

[scouries]

go fly away...and take your little friend...

PILOT QUOTE :By "real" readers, I meant not fake ones. You obviously, blatantly, over-the-top cheat like hell to augment your scores… My suggestion, if you truly want to be taken seriously as a writer, is to start all over again with a new name and a new attitude.

You know Mr. PILOT, some nastiness, some bitterness and even some lies are starting to creep into your posts. At one time you may have been an asshole, but at least you were a pretty honest one (for AH land anyway).

But this is now the fourth or fifth time you’ve accused me of cheating or worse while offering absolutely no evidence. You’re starting to use smoke and mirrors instead of presenting sound arguments and facts. Yes, you’re even starting to sound like darkboy. Next you’ll be posting pictures of feces and girls vomiting on my threads (or was that you who posted them originally). Slinging innuendo is the work of a coward. If you have proof be a man for once and present it.

As to my numbers:

One, I’m one of the few LITEROTICAN’s who is quite unafraid to post them. In fact I’ve been an advocate of making all VIEW, VOTE and RATING numbers public for all authors for over two years. I’ve asked our great leaders repeatedly to do this. Why don’t you show us yours?

Two, I’ve also publicly questioned the accuracy of every number on this site (including my own totals). I’ve always believed that the VIEW numbers are grossly inflated as a marketing ploy by LITEROTICA.

Three, I’m also one of the few authors who has lost significant numbers of VOTES and has frankly reported it here (moonman and the alien are two others who don’t seem afraid to report irregularities on their works). And I’ve been one of the few with the balls to publicly ask our leaders what the hell is going on.

Four, and let me be 100% clear here, my numbers are exactly as I report them and have not been inflated by any artificial means by myself or anyone I know. They are what they are!

And that of course is the major problem here for most of you. Always has been, always will be. Because they indicate (in a way that a million words of your veiled criticism can’t refute) that I am a successful author on the site. I have:

-two stories on the MOST VIEWED LIST – ALL-TIME
-the MOST READ REJECTED STORY – ALL-TIME
-the #1 VOTE GETTER – ALL-TIME
-5 stories on the 1000+ VOTE CLUB LIST
-the MOST COMMENTED ON STORY – ALL-TIME
-16 stories with over 100,000 views
-two of the twenty most FAVORITE STORIES as per our registered viewers
-I am #15 on the FAVORITES LIST (well, that is until a certain lady passes me)


Thanks Mr. PILOT but I don’t have to change my name, the REAL READERS around here are quite happy with the one I’ve got! And if you’d like to get some of these REAL READERS for yourself the answer isn’t changing your name, its writing better stories and working harder to attract them.

james r scouries

p.s. stalking? see post 1753, then go away and leave me alone. you’ve become tiresome with your continuous whining. go and write some more blog lies…

 

[sr71plt]

Of course, you're a cheat, Scouries. Let's get real. You're dripping with it. Again, you can't get away with being a clown and a serious writer at the same time. You shot any credibility you might have had a long time ago. Your act would be fine if you didn't seem so genuinely wounded all the time about the results of your over-the-top self-promotion and cheating. Some of the points you make are legitimate and should be made--unfortunately not by you, as you're just a joke by your own behavior. There aren't too many Internet games that either fool or impress me.

No one cares about the vast number of votes you lose--it's patently obvious that you manipulated those votes yourself. You've dug that pit yourself.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Your the one that keeps bringing me up...so you stop and I'll stop, until that time, take your own whiny self and stuff it up your ass. Stalking is what you're doing since you can't seem to leave me or my stories alone. Prove you're a man, and grow up.

 

[Darkniciad]

But this is now the fourth or fifth time you’ve accused me of cheating or worse while offering absolutely no evidence.

Considering who wrote this, I think the ironic, sad humor speaks for itself.

 

[Shitting_Bull]

You know, I wasn't going to reply to this, but I feel that I must.

Scouries is a breath of fresh air around here. There is no one like him. By the way, I am mesmerized by your photo. Do you know her? She is simply scrumptuous.

Anyway, although Shitting Bull has out done himself in brievity, he has made a good point several times.

Bullshit is really what all of this amounts to, after all. It is much like peeing in the wind. It's never going to go straight and it's always going to hit you.

I find it very odd that Miss Daniellekitten has so many #1 stories, but accounting for all the multiple identities that she has on the board, it is understandable. Nevertheless, I wish her every success with her new book. I hope to see her on Oprah one day. It is thrilling and I am happy and proud for you.

All I know is that I like Scouries. I truly believe that he is one of the best writers on this site much better than many of the writers who receive so many accolades. Yet, this board is all about friends and favoritism, which would explain why I'll never win a contest or even have a high score.

This site should be about the story. We are all lucky to have such a site. Yes, I know, the owners of this site at laughing all the way to the bank with our little fights, but this really could be great.

Instead of wasting our words, time, and energy, let's make this our site. Let's make this a better site. Let's make this a writer's site. Let's eradicate the bashers, get ride of the multiple identities, and just write, read, and vote on stories.

The only one here with the right idea is Scouries. He keeps track of all this statistical information better than any accountant that I know. We are or should be indebted to Scouries for carrying the torch of this site. Give the man some respect. Give him some appreciate for all that he does here.

Thank you, Scouries.

Now, if everyone who has posted their shit here does not apologize to Scouries and thank him, then I will make sure that Big Louie pays you a personal visit.

Exactly. You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

Scouries has highlighted numerous "issues" that are of concern to most authors, except of course to those being shown the blatant favoritism.

I'm sure most everyone noticed that Daniellekitten had 3 stories in the top 5 on the New Stories list again yesterday. I guess her words ". . . that is just the way they fall" applies (again).

Makes one wonder even more about the contests.

 

[Daniellekitten]

I find it very odd that Miss Daniellekitten has so many #1 stories, but accounting for all the multiple identities that she has on the board, it is understandable. Nevertheless, I wish her every success with her new book. I hope to see her on Oprah one day. It is thrilling and I am happy and proud for you.

I find that a very backhanded and rude compliment. You have no right to be either happy or proud for me. So let me take a page from the stupid bull and say BULLSHIT.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Scouries,

Anyone who has a story on Lit can argue that they are a successful writer. What you lack is credibility, and at this point after all of your antics, it's highly doubtful that you will ever gain it.

I can only speak for myself when I say I that I couldn't give a fuck about anyone's, including my own, numbers. I find them totally meaningless, especially given the fact that I have no confidence in Lit's ability in providing accurate and real numbers regarding anything.

I have had stories appear at the top and the bottom of the New Story list, and I have found that it's had little effect on the score, or the number of views. I have found that the day that a story comes out has more of an effect than anything else. Fridays seem to be the best day, and Sundays, the worst.

My advice to you is to stop with your bullshit, and just write. No one here, included myself could give a rat's ass about you, or your much beloved self-published lists.

You could have been one of the greats at Lit, but sadly you've become the poster child for all that's wrong with Lit.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Scouries,

Anyone who has a story on Lit can argue that they are a successful writer. What you lack is credibility, and at this point after all of your antics, it's highly doubtful that you will ever gain it.

I can only speak for myself when I say I that I couldn't give a fuck about anyone's, including my own, numbers. I find them totally meaningless, especially given the fact that I have no confidence in Lit's ability in providing accurate and real numbers regarding anything.

I have had stories appear at the top and the bottom of the New Story list, and I have found that it's had little effect on the score, or the number of views. I have found that the day that a story comes out has more of an effect than anything else. Fridays seem to be the best day, and Sundays, the worst.

My advice to you is to stop with your bullshit, and just write. No one here, included myself could give a rat's ass about you, or your much beloved self-published lists.

You could have been one of the greats at Lit, but sadly you've become the poster child for all that's wrong with Lit.

BRAVO! Now that's telling it like it is.

 

[scouries]

ACE let me reiterate:

Slinging innuendo is the work of a coward. If you have proof be a man for once and present it.

Why don’t you show us yours?

And if you’d like to get some of these REAL READERS for yourself the answer isn’t changing your name, its writing better stories and working harder to attract them.

jrs

 

[sr71plt]

ACE let me reiterate:

Slinging innuendo is the work of a coward. If you have proof be a man for once and present it.

Why don’t you show us yours?

And if you’d like to get some of these REAL READERS for yourself the answer isn’t changing your name, its writing better stories and working harder to attract them.

jrs

Show you my what? I'm quite happy with my stories and my readers. You seem a bit apprehensive and defensive about yours, though. If whatever you (like to pretend you) have requires you to be doing what you do, no thanks. Such a lot of empty nattering.

 

[scouries]

isn't it huntsville, alabama???

Who the hell is this clown???

I somehow missed this when it was posted on my Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes Received’ List thread five days ago – I just found it this morning. 44,334 posts (averaging 19.65 ppd over almost seven years including holidays and weekends – even during his tours of duty!) and I’ve never heard of him before. Never seen him in AH Land or in the StoryFeedback section.

So I went looking for him. And here’s some of the things I’ve found:

-He’s a GBer…surprise, surprise!
-He’s one of these old timers who’ve been around here forever. Every once in a while you stub your toe on a rock and one of these old farts suddenly jumps out of a hole in the ground and starts swearing…then they start posting.
-He’s part of the CALIFORNIA mafia that runs this place.
-He seems to sell t-shirts when he’s not Marine-ing or marinating or whatever he does.
-He looks like Jack Nicholson will in about twenty years if Jack can make it that long.
-He has a major issue with a certain part of the female anatomy.
-He knows intimately at least three (3) members of the TWELVE WISE ONES (Miss Hynde, the Conformist and Killer Muffin). Could they be behind this dastardly attack?
-He’s never written a story (or at least none appear on his story page) even though he’s had time to post 44,334 (and counting) times. Although, given his command of the English language, I think it would be interesting to read one of his efforts. What are the odds the word [size=+2]C_*_*_ T[/size] might appear in it?
-However, since 2004 he’s started at least 500 threads!
-The only thing I can say in his defense is that one of his FAVORITE authors is the brilliant rgjohn
-There’s a Mrs. Heavystick, she posts under the name HeavySticksGirl and we have to presume she isn’t a c….
-His greatest achievement to date is that he made the second post ever made on the GB Isolated Blurt Thread! It’s been all downhill since!
-Before he met Mrs. Heavystick he used to date Laurel (yes, that LAUREL, and no, she’s definitely not one!) …or at least he used to chase her around the GB in the old days when she used to post on the boards. Could she have put him up to it?

GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN!

j.r.s.

03-02-2008, 04:04 PM

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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Beach
Posts: 44,334


With all due offense, you're a cunt of the cuntiest order. If you were a food you'd be peanut butter and cunt, a fictional character you'd be Rumplecuntskin, a drink Cuntorade and I'm guessing you were born in Cuntsville Alabama….you're an infestation…the skeletons in your closet warrant War Crimes and punishment by the Geneva Cuntvention…You Have replaced Iraq on the Axis of Evil and should have UN resolutions against your passive aggressive nation called Scourcuntistan.

RIGHT!!!!

 

[breakwall]

Stay off the GB.
We'll eat you alive.

 

[Guest]

Yo, scouries? I have evidence!!!!

*waves paper*

Say goodbye, mothertrucker!

BOOM!​

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Stay off the GB.
We'll eat you alive.

Promises, promises!

Give him a go here, if you can, he's a shrewd dude.

 

[Guest]

Promises, promises!

Give him a go here, if you can, he's a shrewd dude.

The intellectual infidel has been summarily dispatched.

 

[Recidiva]

All of you people can't read, that's your problem!

You're not supposed to POST!

 

[Guest]

All of you people can't read, that's your problem!

You're not supposed to POST!

Sargeant Grrl does not negotiate with terrorists.

 

[Recidiva]

Sargeant Grrl does not negotiate with terrorists.

Right!

Don't talk to them!

 

[Guest]

Right!

Don't talk to them!

Ma'am, please note the dripping guts. Subject dispatched. I will continue regular patrols of the area - the type does have a tendancy to regenerate.

 

[Recidiva]

Ma'am, please note the dripping guts. Subject dispatched. I will continue regular patrols of the area - the type does have a tendancy to regenerate.

You're young and ambitious.

Scouries doesn't get dispatched.

This is HIS thread, you know.

Nothing you do will impact upon his behavior, but it is funny.

Hell, even trolls die if you light 'em on fire.

So far, no method known that applies to Scouries.