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[Guest]

Ok... so let me get this straight -

I'm an alt, Femininity is English as is Roxanne Appleby, having members of Al Qaeda trying to impregnate American women so that they can produce future suicide bombers is a plausible storyline... and you're a best selling author making hundreds of thousands from stories about breast milk and incest.

this is a case for the ccru

or what do you say, amicus?

i mean zade

 

[scheherazade_79]

this is a case for the ccru

or what do you say, amicus?

i mean zade

Absolutely, Vana

Where's Frankie? He needs to be in on it!

 

[Liar]

It’s not all roses being a ROYALTY receiver you know.

Who's the royalty that's pitching? Prince Charles?

 

[ennuye]

Who's the royalty that's pitching? Prince Charles?

I'm fairly certain he's referring to Prince Salman bin Abd al-Aziz ibn Abd al-Rahman.


...

 

[ennuye]

More pathetic dishonesty in scouries world

This comment appears on scouries latest:

5Superb!
11/29/07 by Anonymous
I just love the creativity and am so drawn into the twists and turns of the story. I can only dream one day to write like you. Thank you so much, Wendy Stone

Gee, why would Daniellekitten sign her published pen name, but post as "anonymous"?

Fucking pathetic.

So, scouries, are ANY of the comments praising your story legitimate?

 

[Guest]

This comment appears on scouries latest:

5Superb!
11/29/07 by Anonymous
I just love the creativity and am so drawn into the twists and turns of the story. I can only dream one day to write like you. Thank you so much, Wendy Stone

Gee, why would Daniellekitten sign her published pen name, but post as "anonymous"?

Fucking pathetic.

I actually wouldn't. I haven't read his latest and don't plan on it, nor do I plan on posting a comment on it. I think this is just his latest attempt to bait me. Pathetic.

 

[lloyd_5]

Just why does anyone bother.

The guy is a lying, deluded, third-rate writer (have you seen the misuse of ellipses - juvenile).

Who believes the royalty scam - if it were true, he would be on strike now.

Don't respond, let the damp squib splutter and die. He only wants to provoke and destroy a site he can't be respected on (especially for his infantile writing).

 

[scouries]

an ALT free future???

D E L E T E D​

 

[FallingToFly]

Twittage x infinity = scouries

 

[scheherazade_79]

Maybe we should have a poll to see whether we use hanging, firing squad, the electric chair or lethal injection for our ALT executions.

May I suggest Rentokil for yours?

 

[snowy ciara]

Yesterday I received a royalty check from my publisher. I chunked a bit of it in the bank to cover taxes, paid my rent through January and then went Christmas shopping. I wonder what our fearless Threadmaster (SNERK! I can't even type that with a straight face!) did with his? Was Boardwalk still available, or is Mediterranean Avenue more his speed?

 

[Guest]

stay of execution...

[size=+2]OFFICIAL PROCLUMATION

STAY OF EXECUTION[/SIZE]​

News has reached the Capital that one of the condemned ALTS is in fact a real person!

In lieu of this news, and until official confirmation is received one way or the other, the execution of one Scheherazade_79 has been put on hold.

His Majesty invites any citizen who has any information on the status of this being to please contact the palace a.s.a.p. Please address any inquiries or submit any pertinent information to the office of the:

[size=+2]

Official Grand-High Poobah of Literotica.

[/size]​

The rest of the announced executions will proceed as planned.

OFFICIALY DESIGNATED ALT – ON DEATH ROW AWAITING EXTERMINATION
Shitting_Bull
babyfuckmommyplz
Scribbled
lloyd_5
Asswindr
TruthOrDare
Avery_Reynolds
AnonymousTroll​

 

[scouries]

sweetie, get out a live a little...

D E L E T E D​

 

[lloyd_5]

If your kafkaesque compilation of votes is as inaccurate as your list of pseudonyms' pseudonyms it is surely time to abandon both.

BTW, why doesn't Grand-High Poohbah feature as an alt?

I certainly am here under an assumed name, as you are. As I joined before you - after several years of lurking as 'anonymous' - I should probably accuse you of being an alt. Who for would be the question, as I have never encountered any member here who was so offensively rude and boorish as you.

I have only one membership, and I may give up that soon as I am becoming tired of the vacuity of a lot of the threads that people like you post.

The AH has always been a watering hole where people pass by and moo gently to each other - not a mafia or a masonic circle. The reason you are not welcomed has been painstakingly set out by others. Your lack of literary success is, my friend, tied immutably to your lack of talent and not your persecution complex.

Before I encountered your threads, I posted little, I must admit - so you have achieved your purpose, I suppose.

Again, you leave me a tad more discouraged and a step nearer the exit. I don't think I am alone in this view.

At least that will make you king of the silent jungle. Have you ever read 'Lord of the Flies'? You're 'Piggy'.

 

[babyfuckmommyplz]

Hey, SCOURIES!

http://www.wispluralism.org/kkk.jpg

Not since "Birth of a Nation" has a "writer" made such a valiant effort to distract himself and the people of the "American Heartland" from reality with an inflammatory piece of racist propaganda.

After hundreds of years of white Americans raping their slaves, there was nothing the Klan enjoyed more than decrying imperiled white womanhood at the hands of that most voracious of sexual predators: the black man.

And now, while the U.S. military does its best to deflect attention from the embarrassing truth that American soldiers are on foreign soil raping Iraqi men and women, you rally racists everywhere with the cowardly cry: the enemy is trying to impregnate OUR women!

The Klan needs more men like you, scouries!

 

[Shitting_Bull]

Yesterday I received a royalty check from my publisher. I chunked a bit of it in the bank to cover taxes, paid my rent through January and then went Christmas shopping. I wonder what our fearless Threadmaster (SNERK! I can't even type that with a straight face!) did with his? Was Boardwalk still available, or is Mediterranean Avenue more his speed?

Bullshit.

 

[snowy ciara]

Nope. Not bullshit. Not a huge check, but a check nonetheless.

You've probably never heard of me because I lurk over here, and don't post often. But this thread made me laugh. You amuse me.

As for how I spent my check, well, I'm a responsible person. I did get a pressie for myself, but hey, I earned it. As for the invite to ScouriesWorld and the movie thing, sorry, charlie, but I'm not interested in your fantasy world. The real world is much more fulfilling for a girl like me.

 

[Guest]

Nope. Not bullshit. Not a huge check, but a check nonetheless.

You've probably never heard of me because I lurk over here, and don't post often. But this thread made me laugh. You amuse me.

As for how I spent my check, well, I'm a responsible person. I did get a pressie for myself, but hey, I earned it. As for the invite to ScouriesWorld and the movie thing, sorry, charlie, but I'm not interested in your fantasy world. The real world is much more fulfilling for a girl like me.

Congratulatons on the check. They are wonderful to get aren't they?

 

[snowy ciara]

Thanks DanielleKitten!

They are wonderful! I'm STILL on cloud 9 and prone to fits of excessive happy dancing at inopportune times! My students had a great deal of fun with this today.

 

[FallingToFly]

I'd just be happy if Phaze paid me my royalties.

April - Now. Nothing.

 

[scouries]

november numbers in...

D E L E T E D​

 

[ennuye]

scouries world of erroneous adjectives

9/11: “Bin Laden’s Babies”[/b] was the only new scouries offering this month and came out to rave reviews.

Correction: that should read FAKE REVIEWS



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[scouries]

pressie???

D E L E T E D​

 

[snowy ciara]

"pressie" is also slang for present, in some areas of the world. As in, "I bought myself a preset with my real world dollars that I earned from my book."

I don't waste time on drugs, or the drivel that you write. I'd hardly count myself as a fan either. As I said, you amuse me. I'm not going to go into the reasons here, as I know you won't read them. Your selective cognitive function (as in, 'if I don't like it, I didn't see it.") would go far if you went into politics. As for reading your trash in class, I have too much respect for my students to do that to them. Now if I was looking to torture someone instead, I'd consider it.

Have fun with your little "winter writing retreats". May I suggest cruising DeNial as an alternative to Florida?

 

[ScribeOfErised]

Okay, I know I swore I was out of here, but y'all have GOT to check out the review from Anonymous in Sweden on the latest "story".