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[cloudy]

Bless your little stupid heart. You really can't help yourself, can you?

 

[slyc_willie]

Another good one taken off the market...and he teases so well with those wonderful avs...sigh

Sorry, Dani . . . But I really didn't have much in the way of resistance. One look, and it was over.

if it makes you feel any better, she's going to have to put up with a lot

 

[slyc_willie]

Bless your little stupid heart. You really can't help yourself, can you?

Do we really want him to? I mean, this is funny stuff!

 

[MagicaPractica]

MagicaPractica (i'm sorry honey, but i've never come across you before. But hey, don't worry, i'll find a spot for you soon)

No worries. I rather like that category. Has an air of mystery to it. You can leave me there.

 

[slyc_willie]

No worries. I rather like that category. Has an air of mystery to it. You can leave me there.

Bless your heart for patting the boy on the head

 

[MagicaPractica]

Bless your heart for patting the boy on the head

Shhh... I'm trying to remain in the "unknown" category. I'm being non-commital.

 

[slyc_willie]

Shhh... I'm trying to remain in the "unknown" category. I'm being non-commital.

Ohhh, right, right.

Meanwhile, I'm not even up there.

Oops. Was that an inane comment?

 

[Liar]

SCOURIES THOUGHTS ON LITEROTICA’S FORUMS and HOW TO IMPROVE THE POSTING EXPERIENCE – the first of a series…

Someone, quick, I need a reefer.

 

[slyc_willie]

Someone, quick, I need a reefer.

Umm . . . care for a beer?

 

[Stella_Omega]

* increase ROYALTY payments to the best selling authors such as myself

YEAH! a thousand percent increase!

From one nothing per click, to a thousand nothings per click. You'll be up to your ears in nothing real fast-- oh wait, you already are.

 

[cloudy]

YEAH! a thousand percent increase!

From one nothing per click, to a thousand nothings per click. You'll be up to your ears in nothing real fast-- oh wait, you already are.

*snort*

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n124/phyde1987/churchsign2.jpg

 

[CeriseNoire]

What the fluff?! Somewhat amusing?

Why am I even on a list here anyway?

 

[Trombonus]

I made the list and I don't even remember posting on the thread. Oh well.

 

[MagicaPractica]

YEAH! a thousand percent increase!

From one nothing per click, to a thousand nothings per click. You'll be up to your ears in nothing real fast-- oh wait, you already are.

Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever could...

 

[tickledkitty]

Now I'm a groupie? The question is whose?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever could...

Sting

Or from someone completely different;

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You gotta have something
I'f you wanna be with me...

Now I'm a groupie? The question is whose?

You just hold on-- I'll learn to play this guitar in another minute-- and find myself a tour bus

 

[tickledkitty]

Sting

Or from someone completely different;

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You gotta have something
I'f you wanna be with me...

You just hold on-- I'll learn to play this guitar in another minute-- and find myself a tour bus

Yay! I'm Stella's groupie.

 

[Darkniciad]

We now pause while scouries logs out, clicks on every one of his stories a dozen times each, drops a few comments from his anonymous "fans" on them, and switches personalities to one of his alts. They should be along any time now.

 

[tickledkitty]

We now pause while scouries logs out, clicks on every one of his stories a dozen times each, drops a few comments from his anonymous "fans" on them, and switches personalities to one of his alts. They should be along any time now.

Thank you for that public service announcement. Now, back to your regularly scheduled "Scouries World" programming.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yay! I'm Stella's groupie.

Wanna handle my microphone?

 

[tickledkitty]

Wanna handle my microphone?

Anything for you, Stella darling.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Anything for you, Stella darling.

We're gonna rock around the clock tonight, baby- I'll take you around the world!

Or at least, to the Hyatt House...

 

[slyc_willie]

We now pause while scouries logs out, clicks on every one of his stories a dozen times each, drops a few comments from his anonymous "fans" on them, and switches personalities to one of his alts. They should be along any time now.

I'm guessing TruthorDare, first, then Scribbled.

His patterns are pretty easy to see . . . .

 

[sr71plt]

SCOURIES THOUGHTS ON LITEROTICA’S FORUMS and HOW TO IMPROVE THE POSTING EXPERIENCE – the first of a series…

Way back when I suggested that maybe LITEROTICA should start charging authors to post stories after giving them 12 free ones a year. I had hoped that they’d use the cash to do some of the following things:

* increase ROYALTY payments to the best selling authors such as myself
* allow monthly prizes to be awarded in a timely manner
* free up cash for technical improvements
* allow Literotica to hire someone (part time?) to answer customer queries
* hire more censors to speed up the story approval process
etc., etc.

Anyway, the suggestion wasn’t met with 100% approval. I also suggested in the same post that: And hey, if more money is needed for these improvements we could also start charging for posts made on Forum boards.

Let’s say we give everyone 365 free posts a year. Then charge a lump sum of $20 per annum for the next 1000 posts. So, for a measly twenty bucks a Literotican could average 4 posts a day every day of the year. For any posts that exceeded the limit we could charge ten cents a post (less than the cost of a cigarette).

After the experience I’ve had on various LITEROTICA forums over the last few months I’m now even more convinced that we should start charging people for the privilege of posting. And at a higher cost than I previously suggested.

OK, we can still give everyone 365 free posts a year. I’m ok with that – nothing wrong with a little charity. But why don’t we bump up the lump sum payment for the next thousand up to $100. Shit, the way the dollar is falling vis-à-vis the Euro and the Australian Kan$aroo, the foreigners will still be way ahead of the game.

After you’ve used up your 1,365 annual posts we start charging $1 American a post. Paid in advance!

Oh I know that some people won’t agree. The last time I made the suggestion the poor and the students were the first to complain. “We have no money,” they squealed.

Of course the reason they have no money is because they’re spending so much time every day posting inane comments here that they don’t have time to go out and get a job and earn some real money. So in their cases it’ll be a win-win situation. They’ll finally get off their rears and help the American economy and the rest of us won’t be subjected to their endless natterings.

And for those of you who think that it’s not fair because the rich will still be able to post as often as they want while the poor won’t, I can only say this: First, invariably the poor have less interesting things to say than the rich; and two, “Quit your belly aching buddy. We live in a wonderful capitalist society and if you don’t like it then move to Africa, or some Moslem state, or South America and see how you like it there.”

james r scouries

p.s. did you read my latest best seller yet? the shelves are emptying quickly....

p.s.s. as to you SEVERALMAX and fazilwhatever - I'm a little pissed off at you. Here I had to read whining posts from both of you and i didn't know it was the same person. And as i told you a long time ago i've never (and i don't plan to in the future) read one of your works, let alone commented on them.

[SIZE=+2] “the SCOURIES whiners” thread CLUB[/size]​

A list of AHers who have POSTED on this wonderful thread sorted into appropriate categories​

YUCK
Avery_Reynolds
the_AntiKKK
Scribbled
SweetWitch
yevkassem72
FatDino
TruthOrDare
Shitting_Bull
scouries_
lloyd_5
AnonymousTroll
Onida

THE WHINERS
Daniellekitten (I still love her anyway)
BlackShanglan
SEVERUSMAX and FazilKotuk
DeeZire
LadynStFreknBed
rachlou

THE COURT JESTER AND HIS SOMEWHAT AMUSING PALS
MarshAlien
CeriseNoire
Unpredictablebijou
Liar
poppy1963
BarbarouSevil
AsylumSeeker
(This guy wrote my favorite all-time post: “Sorry, not believing it. Another example of a wannabe that is left lacking. Put a hint of your "riches" in my pocket and I''be more accepting.”)

GROUPIES
tickledkitty
sourwitch

THE DULL
elfin_odalisque
BlackShanglan (yes he’s in 2 categories)
Tink4Fairy
neonlyte
hmmnmm
rgraham666
Adi87

THE CRYBABY
Darkniciad

THE KNOW IT ALLS
cloudy
sr71plt
fcdc
SEVERUSMAX and FazilKotuk
Trombonus
TE999
Lauren Hynde

UNKIND TO VISITORS
cloudy
juicy j. j.

UNKNOWNS
JPMMURPHY
MagicaPractica
(i'm sorry honey, but i've never come across you before. But hey, don't worry, i'll find a spot for you soon)

THE UNIMPORTANT
CallistaLynae
Dale_Arden
BedtimeStories77
impressive
mediocre
Taharial
Pointless
floweringbella
nasha
writelove
spence99
mjl2010
caprine
ColleyJen
4glory6
Vandren

GET A LIFE MAN

ABTRUSE (45,000 posts?)

GOOD GUYS (SORTA)
mikey2much
MzDeviancy
RedHairedandFriendly
starrkers
jomar
tolyk
SelenaKittyn
English Lady
RogueLurker
Vermilion
Drksideofthemoon
Rumple Foreskin
Stella_Omega
Jenny_Jackson
TxRad
sweetsubsarahh
Grand_High_Poobah ​

And of course the best of them all:

“THEIR MAJESTIES QUEEN LAUREL III and MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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Why stop there? How about giving a post 20 lines free and then charging a dime for every line taken after that--plus a dollar for any change of font, font size, or font color. But to be fair, it could be deducted from the poster's Literotica royalties.

Also, the first account is free, but each additional alt would cost $49.95 each.

 

[slyc_willie]

Why stop there? How about giving a post 20 lines free and then charging a dime for every line taken after that--plus a dollar for any change of font, font size, or font color. But to be fair, it could be deducted from the poster's Literotica royalties.

Also, the first account is free, but each additional alt would cost $49.95 each.

Plus $8.95 and shipping and handling for the "Gabby" blow-up doll.