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[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Home of LITEROTICA’S GREATEST STORIES

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

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Here's a third! You gotta check these stories out!

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[scouries]

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Some words from Many Feathers:

It is with sadness that I have to take a break here for bit to recover from a recent stroke. It is very difficvult for me to even write this much. I hope I will in time be able to return and finish pieces I recently started, along with others I intended to continue. Thank you for making me Lit's favorite author, and hoope I will continue to do so until my return. Thank you again

I just heard! I’m dismayed. Shocked and saddened!

I, on behalf of myself and every employee and friend of ScouriesWorld would like to offer my wishes for a speedy and complete recovery to one of LITEROTICA’S greatest figures and nicest guys.

For years, first as the sandman and later as Many Feathers this giant of erotic writing has taught us all even as he captivated us. He is LITEROTICA’S Most Beloved author.

Get well Chief!!!! ​

 

[scouries]

It’s amazing what an old broad can post on a Saturday morning when the days start to get shorter, she hasn’t had a cock for months and she purposely doesn’t take her daily dose of meds.

Can you imagine being so brain dead that you had to quote the dumbest LITEROTICAN of them all?

Back on to the IGNORE LIST for you my dear MISS ELFIN ODIOUS. I’ll leave you to ace and I’ll leave your garbage for Jerome to clean up. I’m sure he’ll be able to find some appropriate corners to dump it into.

Bye!

Hey, did anyone know this? I figured I’d put the QUEEN on my list at the same time and I got the following.

Sorry Laurel is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her

Him or Her????

That’s the status I want: UNIGNORABLE !!!


I didn't try my pal MANU. I wonder if he's got the ssame power?​

 

[scouries]

who invented [size=+3]SWAGGER FOOTBALL????[/SIZE]

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[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001​

 

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ScouriesWorld

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[michchick98]

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!

Seeing as how you're a blow up doll and not actually human, what are you still doing here? I'd join the campaign to rid Literotica of YOU! Where do I sign up?

 

[scouries]

Day 1600 of the ScouriesWorld revolution…

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!

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[GinaTina]

Day 1600 of the ScouriesWorld revolution…

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!

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NooooOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo!

 

[scouries]

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QUOTE: NooooOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo!

Well you know what they say GT – just lie back and enjoy it!

Seriously I’d just like to say for the record that GT is a wonderful, wonderful girl. A rare combination of intelligence and looks.

True she has some major failings (i.e. she has still not designated yours truly one of her ‘favorite’ authors. A shocking omission quite frankly).

But I can tell you that she has an extraordinary set of ‘facehuggers’. True beauties in fact. Big, big guys…

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GT before breast enhancement surgery… (you should see her now!)

And she couples that with a rare intelligence that is so often lacking in AHland women.

So what’s with the NON-HUMAN stuff? Why would any healthy human woman write something like the following: the human males were pathetically inept.

And what’s with the names? Kirir Anya Andi Kael- they give you a headache just looking at them. And who are the non-humans anyway? The A’s or the K’s?

And why is there no sex in the story?

I’ve discussed all these questions with GT privately today and she’s promised me that she’s going to enter a story in the A.I.R. Contest and it’s NOT going to be a non-human category story.

Thank you my dear!
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[GinaTina]

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QUOTE: NooooOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo!

Well you know what they say GT – just lie back and enjoy it!

Seriously I’d just like to say for the record that GT is a wonderful, wonderful girl. A rare combination of intelligence and looks.

True she has some major failings (i.e. she has still not designated yours truly one of her ‘favorite’ authors. A shocking omission quite frankly).

But I can tell you that she has an extraordinary set of ‘facehuggers’. True beauties in fact. Big, big guys…

http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/GIFS/imagessinusoidal-20and-20harmonic-20motion.gif
GT before breast enhancement surgery… (you should see her now!)

And she couples that with a rare intelligence that is so often lacking in AHland women.

So what’s with the NON-HUMAN stuff? Why would any healthy human woman write something like the following: the human males were pathetically inept.

And what’s with the names? Kirir Anya Andi Kael- they give you a headache just looking at them. And who are the non-humans anyway? The A’s or the K’s?

And why is there no sex in the story?

I’ve discussed all these questions with GT privately today and she’s promised me that she’s going to enter a story in the A.I.R. Contest and it’s NOT going to be a non-human category story.

Thank you my dear!
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/slap/ There IS sex in the story. SO THERE, SCOURIES! SO THERE! /grin/ You'll succumb to my charms (and stories) soon, Sweetums. I just have this feeling.

 

[scouries]

Here's a page a reader sent me that made me chuckle. Not sure if the link will work but i'll try anyway.

Could this explain the huge number of stories he submits to our contests?

#13 - little ralphie???
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[scouries]

what the hell has he got against us?

First LIGHTNING strikes!!!

Then a plague of DRAGONFLIES delays the game!!!

http://dragonflywoman.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/dragonfly-swarm-on-beach.jpg?w=350&h=400

Then we get 4 chances to punch it in from the 2 yard line and we don’t!!!

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FUCK YOU!!!!!

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[scouries]

ScouriesWorld

Now part of the worldwide campaign to rid LITEROTICA of NON HUMANS!!!!


I noticed three threads today complaining about the voting and comments button not working (one in SF and two in AHland). There may be more in other forums.

And yet once again we get only silence from the PALACE!

It’s been a long term complaint of mine of course. This unwillingness on Prince MANU’S part to share what’s going on.

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…well sometimes…

Every change he initiates has to be a surprise. Never any discussion or explanation of what changes he’s contemplating or planning. No asking of what we think of them. No desire for feedback.

Then they’re foisted on us without any explanation and often without any warning.

How difficult would it be for him to simply make a post explaining what’s happening when a case like this one arises? Give us the whys and wherefores. Tell us when the problem is likely to be resolved.

How hard would it be for him to give us a monthly (or quarterly) update on what he’s planning and the time frame involved? On why he’s contemplating these changes. Asking what the users of the site think of both the contemplated changes and which ones we believe are the most important and should be prioritized.

This is a better way! It’s the modern way. And almost invariably it produces better results in a timelier manner. ​

 

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Here's a video from the latest ScouriesWorld Fan Club "Meet the Author" night (Southern California chapter) I thought you might find interesting:​

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

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I just wanted to let you all know that we’ll be tabulating quarterly figures for ScouriesWorld over the next week. Sales, vote, views, comment numbers will be shown and compared to previous quarters.

We’ll also update the “FAVORITE” author numbers not only for the boss but for others in the top ten.

And of course the MOST VOTES club and list and the MOST COMMENTS club and list will be updated.

And A.I.R. is gearing up for both the ANNUAL AWARDS as well as the HALLOWEEN CONTEST.

So all in all it’s going to be a busy week or so…

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And btw, what have you done today to stem the non-human invasion?​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[scouries]

Now here's aa strange one: The gabster was checking my "recent activity" for the month of September and came across this on September 3rd:

"Comment was removed by administration"

Somebody removed a comment! But I have no idea what the commeent was or who made it. Or who removed it and why.

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They couldn't be talking about the White House administration could they?

Given some of the comments I've seen on the site it's hard for me to even imagine what could have prompted this action.

Hopefully someone in the PALACE will be able to enlighten me.​

 

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Top 20!!!!

Well here they are! The updated list of most “favorited” authors on the site. The figures shown are as of today’s date (Sept 29 2011). Also shown are the number of “favorites” gained by each of the authors over the last 12 months.

Two authors, walterio and bluedragonauhtor were dropped from the top twenty in spite of adding significant numbers to their totals.

They were replaced by the jazzman and by Ahabscribe, two authors who have been flying up the ratings ladder. Unfortunately we don’t have these two’s figures for 12 months ago so cannot give an accurate figure for their yearly gains – only the minimum they must have amassed.

The top three vote getters for the last 12 months are alwayswantedto, james r scouries and Manyfeathers in that order. However it should be noted that the jazzman almost surely was the #1 most favorite vote getter over the last 12 months. And it’s entirely possible that Ahabscribe would also be in the top 3 himself for the year if we had complete figures.

It should be noted that only some fifty odd authors on the site have more total “favorites” than these five have amassed in just one year. It’s a remarkable achievement for all five.

Congratulations gentlemen!

And to everyone else on the top 20 list. A job well done...

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20 Favoritest Authors
(end of 3rd Quarter 2011)

1.Many Feathers (2862) +860
2.Slickman (2734) +661
3.scouries (2634) +874
4.alwayswantedto (2590) +906
5.BarondeSade (2589) +741
6.rgjohn (2583) +799
7.Serena_Kitt (2393) +444
8.Goldeniangel (2342) +452
9.Daniellekitten (2187) +309
10.Elianna (2163) +505
11.sarahhh (2157) +104
12.TryAnything (2112) +648
13.JazCullen (1944)
(exact gain figures unknown but a minimum of +684 since February 2011 and a minimum of +862 since the end of Q3 2010)
14.youbadboy (1858) +546
15.nikki_2021 (1788) +611
16.SecretFantasy69 (1782) +219
17.Ahabscribe (1768)
(exact gain figures unknown but +508 since February 2011 and a minimum of +686 since the end of Q3 2010)
18.secretme (1724) +365
19.Tx Tall Tales (1720) +638
20.wishfulthinking (1655) +451

Dropped from the Top 20

21.walterio (1651) +438
25.bluedragonauthor (1501) +362​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[Dream59]

Scouries I think you better get used to The U falling short. You have a good coach though if he stays. Keep the faith and Roll Tide.

 

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Here are the September 2011 figures for 30 day “recent activity” for [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld.

We set a record!

During the month of September four hundred and eighty-five (485) “recent activities” (favoriting the author, favoriting one of his stories, or commenting on one of his stories) were reported to mr scouries.

One hundred and seventy-seven (177) named him their “favorite” author during the month while twelve (12) “unfavorited” him for a net gain of one hundred and sixty-five (165).

Over the last six months (April-September 2011) 548 LITEROTICANS have named him their “favorite” author while 55 have “unfavorited” him (including that two faced babs woman) for a net gain of 493 for the period.

mr scouries hopes that he’ll have at least two new stories ready in October – he’s working like mad! And it’s this kind of response from the LITEROTICA readers that is his true inspiration.

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of you who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him. You’re good people!

Be well! [/SIZE]​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[scouries]

QUOTE the dreamer Scouries I think you better get used to The U falling short. You have a good coach though if he stays. Keep the faith and Roll Tide.

Actually I always liked the Tide in my youth. My granddaddy even took me to a Cotton Bowl game between the Tide and Texas in the early eighties. Jan 1 1982 – I just looked it up. Hard to believe it was almost thirty years ago. I was twelve. Hardly a hair on my balls.

In those days teams could dress just about every student at the school. I can remember counting more than 120 Alabama players. Of course they still had a coach in those days but it didn’t mean much to me.

But it was an unforgettable spectacle. Texas won at the end.

But I must say I haven’t liked the Tide since that carpetbagger skulked out of Miami and left the Dolphins hanging. He just couldn’t handle the pressure and scrutiny of the NFL. He may be a big boy in Tuscaloosa but he ain’t worth a cent in South Florida.

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As to the Hurricanes and their future: well friend the HURRICANES future is on display every Friday night on the high school fields of black Miami. And as long as it’s the best hs football in the country I’m not very worried. There may be some down years but there are a lot of up years in their future.


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who invented [size=+3]SWAGGER FOOTBALL????[/SIZE]

[size=+2]University of Miami Hurricanes[/size]
National Football Champions
1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001​

 

[sr71plt]

He took you all the way to the Cotton Bowl from your home in England?

 

[lovecraft68]

He took you all the way to the Cotton Bowl from your home in England?

Yup, much like you flew a plane, served in the CIA, are bisexual, and all your other malarkey.

 

[theblackflame]

Hi Scouries!

Just wanted to say hello, and that I like your work, also love this thread. A lot of fun!

 

[theblackflame]

Yup, much like you flew a plane, served in the CIA, are bisexual, and all your other malarkey.

Hello Lovecraft!

I like your work as well! Quick question are you going to back and write some more BDSM? Your Allison stories are great.