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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq. This is my world! It scares the intellectually dishonest denizens of AHland. It’s a beacon shining out towards a better future.

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[scouries]

I'll quote the wonfderful gabby - i couldn't have said it better...

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Yeah, those categories are really "spitting out 100+ vote stories"… sarcasm?


You see, darkboywhen you publish real numbers (I’m going to assume you’re numbers on number of 100+ vote stories is correct), you prove my point! (your one omission was that you didn’t point out that the two categories with “out of 250” – incest and ec – probably had quite a few more making comparisons difficult).

However let me see if I’ve got this right. Over 800 LITEROTICA stories have received over 100 votes in the last month! Is that correct?

And over 500 of them weren’t in INCEST and LOVING WIVES. FIVE HUNDRED!!!!.

Yes db “those categories are spitting out 100+ vote stories”. In fact after seeing your numbers it’s impossible to make any reasonable argument for allowing 25, or even 50 or 75 vote stories, to be allowed to win. They wouldn’t be among the top 1000 most voted on stories on the site!

Surely even you’ll concede that our readers preferences for winners in the “Readers Choice” contest can almost surely be found among the 1000 most voted on stories. Deny that and what little credibility you have left with anyone will be gone.

And please, before you try to make the argument that the normal contest period (16-25 days) is less than 30 days and too short to get the votes take a deep breath. All of us know 95% of the votes are received in the first week. Only a true dissembler would ever make such a dishonest argument. I'm pretty sure you're not that stupid.

Is there anyone on the site that stupid?
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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
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and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

Oh look, scouries is quoting his alt as a reference. DUH! talk about the airhead leading the idiot.

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[scouries]

i love round numbers!!!!!!

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Allison's Ankle Brother cocks his injured sis.
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
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Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
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[YoursSINSerely]

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
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I'll quote the wonfderful gabby - i couldn't have said it better...


Sometimes you are so funny, sometimes you piss me off, and sometimes you make absolute sense. This is a funny one.

 

[scouries]

hey gabby - when does miss sin's suspension to the ignored list end?

... did we give her 30 or 90 days?

[size=+2]NCAA: Eight Miami Hurricanes players must sit out games, repay benefits[/size]


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Six days before the University of Miami plays at Maryland to open the 2011 football season, the NCAA reached a decision on the student-athletes who were declared ineligible by the school. The NCAA – college athletics’ governing body – notified UM administrators Tuesday of the following decision:

• “Eight UM student-athletes must miss competition and repay benefits as a condition of becoming eligible to play again,” according to the NCAA news release.
• Defensive end Olivier Vernon must miss six games and repay more than $1,200 in benefits received from former booster Nevin Shapiro, now in prison for a $930 million Ponzi scheme.
• Safety Ray-Ray Armstrong and tight end Dyron Dye will each miss four games and repay benefits – approximately $788 in benefits to Armstrong from Shapiro, and approximately $738 in benefits to Dye from Shapiro.
• Defensive tackle Marcus Forston, linebacker Sean Spence, defensive end Adewale Ojomo, wide receiver Travis Benjamin and quarterback Jacory Harris must each miss one game and make repayment of impermissible benefits while enrolled at UM.

According to NCAA release, Forston “received more than $400 in extra benefits from Shapiro and athletic personnel, including athletic equipment, meals, nightclub cover charges and entertainment at a gentleman’s club.”
The release said Spence “received approximately $275 in benefits, including meals, transportation, as well as cover charges and entertainment at a gentleman’s club. Ojomo received $240 in extra benefits, including a meal and nightclub cover charges. Benjamin received more than $150 in extra benefits, including meals and entertainment. Harris received more than $140 in benefits from meals, entertainment, transportation and nightclub cover charges.”

The suspensions will all begin with the opener against the Terrapins and must be served consecutively. According to a UM press release, the following players have been cleared by the NCAA to play in all competition, and each must make repayment in the amount of less than $100: cornerbacks Brandon McGee and JoJo Nicolas, defensive tackle Micanor Regis and safety Vaughn Telemaque.

Senior linebacker Marcus Robinson has been cleared of an NCAA violations and will not face any penalties.

13 Black kids took a total of $4000? That's it! And eight of them get suspended?

Meanwhile the University sells 60,000 seats at $50 each every home game. And sells millions worth of gear. And ropes in big TV money.


The U!!!​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[lloyd_5]

... did we give her 30 or 90 days?

[size=+2]NCAA: Eight Miami Hurricanes players must sit out games, repay benefits[/size]


http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2011/08/30/19/01/c7HSj.Em.56.jpg

Six days before the University of Miami plays at Maryland to open the 2011 football season, the NCAA reached a decision on the student-athletes who were declared ineligible by the school. The NCAA – college athletics’ governing body – notified UM administrators Tuesday of the following decision:

• “Eight UM student-athletes must miss competition and repay benefits as a condition of becoming eligible to play again,” according to the NCAA news release.
• Defensive end Olivier Vernon must miss six games and repay more than $1,200 in benefits received from former booster Nevin Shapiro, now in prison for a $930 million Ponzi scheme.
• Safety Ray-Ray Armstrong and tight end Dyron Dye will each miss four games and repay benefits – approximately $788 in benefits to Armstrong from Shapiro, and approximately $738 in benefits to Dye from Shapiro.
• Defensive tackle Marcus Forston, linebacker Sean Spence, defensive end Adewale Ojomo, wide receiver Travis Benjamin and quarterback Jacory Harris must each miss one game and make repayment of impermissible benefits while enrolled at UM.

According to NCAA release, Forston “received more than $400 in extra benefits from Shapiro and athletic personnel, including athletic equipment, meals, nightclub cover charges and entertainment at a gentleman’s club.”
The release said Spence “received approximately $275 in benefits, including meals, transportation, as well as cover charges and entertainment at a gentleman’s club. Ojomo received $240 in extra benefits, including a meal and nightclub cover charges. Benjamin received more than $150 in extra benefits, including meals and entertainment. Harris received more than $140 in benefits from meals, entertainment, transportation and nightclub cover charges.”

The suspensions will all begin with the opener against the Terrapins and must be served consecutively. According to a UM press release, the following players have been cleared by the NCAA to play in all competition, and each must make repayment in the amount of less than $100: cornerbacks Brandon McGee and JoJo Nicolas, defensive tackle Micanor Regis and safety Vaughn Telemaque.

Senior linebacker Marcus Robinson has been cleared of an NCAA violations and will not face any penalties.

13 Black kids took a total of $4000? That's it! And eight of them get suspended?

Meanwhile the University sells 60,000 seats at $50 each every home game. And sells millions worth of gear. And ropes in big TV money.


The U!!!​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

And this is story feedback??? Where's the moderator to delete this crapping on a forum? Gone AWOL, as usual!

 

[Guest]

Here are the August 2011 figures for 30 day “recent activity” for [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld.

During the month of August one hundred and ninety-six (196) “recent activities” (favoriting the author, one of his stories or commenting on one of his stories) were reported to mr scouries.

Sixty-five (65) “favorited” one of his stories while twelve (12) “unfavorited” a story.

Forty-nine (49) comments were made on his stories.

Fifty-nine (59) named him their “favorite” author during the month while eleven (11) “unfavorited” him for a net gain of forty-eight (48).

Over the last five months (April-August 2011) 371 LITEROTICANS have named him their “favorite” author while 43 have “unfavorited” him (including that two faced babs woman) for a net gain of 328 for the period.

These figures are especially gratifying to us given that jim hasn’t submitted a new story to the site since early April (something that he’s promised to rectify in September).

He, and all of us at ScouriesWorld, would like to thank all of those who took the time to favorite or comment on one of his stories and/or to favorite him. You’re good people!

Be well all![/SIZE]​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Gabby, so nice to know that I haven't been forgotten about with your statistics report. I can already see that Jim is mellowing out in the cooler climate. A change of scenery is good for the soul.

 

[TxRad]

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[Spacefender]

And this is story feedback??? Where's the moderator to delete this crapping on a forum? Gone AWOL, as usual!

The Literotica forums have moderators? That has to be the easiest job in the world.

 

[michchick98]

The Literotica forums have moderators? That has to be the easiest job in the world.

I don't imagine it's an easy job. Only the GB and the AH are without moderators. But if there are content issues on those forums, sending a PM to Laurel will usually get things cleaned up.

 

[scouries]

I've given this poor deluded one many chances. I'd hoped that eventually she would improve. That the mental health care we kindly provided her would finally turn her around.

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miss odious contemplating her inner world

Sadly she's relapsed again. This latest "dumb texan" like post shows just how far this once relatively well educated woman has fallen. And you can't help wondering if this is just another flare up of her long standing condition or if this simply reflects the onset of dementia.

Quite frankly we at [size=+2]SCOURIESWORLD [/size]can waste no further time on her.

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Aww, looks like you hit a nerve, EO. Only when you spout the truth does he make a big flourish about putting people on his ignore list.

Kinda like putting your hands over your hears and shouting "I can't hear you! I can't hear you! LALALALALALA!!! I can't hear you!"

Maybe he figures if HE ignores people, no one else will see the truth either.

 

[lovecraft68]

The Literotica forums have moderators? That has to be the easiest job in the world.

The moderators on the playground have their hands full. Especially on the "incest is best" thread where despite repeated warnings people continue to post their alleged underage incest experiences.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm no where near as proficient as "darkboy" when it comes to tech savvy, but I have a bit of number/statistic ocd. I have been looking at a lot of incest stories that have come out in the past year or so.

"let's do your mom first" has this retarded number of views. Over 400K.

Now Alwayswantedtoo who is on well over 2000 LEGITIMATE fav's pages and is hands down the finest incest author on this site doesn't have one anywhere over half that number(that I saw, did not check all 80) Yet yours has that number?

You must have carpel tunnel from clicking on and off of your own story repeatedly.

 

[sr71plt]

Hey, how come I don't get my own line on the ignore list?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hey, how come I don't get my own line on the ignore list?

Must be a fake list, cuz I think he reads every word that I write. I'm still waiting for him to call my bluff.:caning:

 

[sr71plt]

Must be a fake list, cuz I think he reads every word that I write. I'm still waiting for him to call my bluff.:caning:

Well, duh.

 

[scouries]

"let's do your mom first" has this retarded number of views. Over 400K…Now Alwayswantedtoo who is on well over 2000 LEGITIMATE fav's pages and is hands down the finest incest author on this site doesn't have one anywhere over half that number(that I saw, did not check all 80) Yet yours has that number? …You must have carpel tunnel from clicking on and off of your own story repeatedly.


Loverboy … loverboy … loverboy…

Sometimes you simply try too hard. Trying to earn your spurs I guess. Taking on big, bad scouries! What a brave little guy…

Unfortunately on the subject at hand you’ve either been badly informed or you simply didn’t do your homework. In other words you don’t know what you’re posting about.

Yes, “We’ll Do Your Mom First” is now the most read “NEW” story over the last 12 months (FYI it will lose its lofty position this month). However it’s only been #1 for a couple of weeks. It replaced one of alwayswantedto’s stories when it’s 12 month term ran out. It had reigned as #1 for quite a number of months (when it was taken off the list it had approximately 440,000 views).

And yes mr wantedto is a LITEROTICA superstar – he’s an A.I.R. contest winner as well as an Officer in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. Definitely one of LITEROTICA’S “favoritest” authors.

But why these cheap, snide little darkboy/dumb texan like comments? “RETARDED” number of views? Is that how you’ll now describe alwayswantto’s story now that you know how many views his story received? “Legitimate?” “Carpal tunnel?”

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ebteRApS5uE/TGx6Xz6URUI/AAAAAAAAAzw/XYm3r8NqwXY/s1600/super-retard.jpg
loverboy thinking he’s man enough to challenge scouries?

C’mon little guy! Man up! If you don’t soon adjust your attitude you’ll find yourself grouped with people like misshick, miss odious, the dumb Texan, darkboy etc., etc. All respect will have dissipated. Your name will evoke only snickers and laughter.

Credibility can only be regained by honest, earnest commentary. Take care my good man, Lies and Ignorance always eventually surface. Choose the light… not the darkside!​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[lovecraft68]

"let's do your mom first" has this retarded number of views. Over 400K…Now Alwayswantedtoo who is on well over 2000 LEGITIMATE fav's pages and is hands down the finest incest author on this site doesn't have one anywhere over half that number(that I saw, did not check all 80) Yet yours has that number? …You must have carpel tunnel from clicking on and off of your own story repeatedly.


Loverboy … loverboy … loverboy…

Sometimes you simply try too hard. Trying to earn your spurs I guess. Taking on big, bad scouries! What a brave little guy…

Unfortunately on the subject at hand you’ve either been badly informed or you simply didn’t do your homework. In other words you don’t know what you’re posting about.

Yes, “We’ll Do Your Mom First” is now the most read “NEW” story over the last 12 months (FYI it will lose its lofty position this month). However it’s only been #1 for a couple of weeks. It replaced one of alwayswantedto’s stories when it’s 12 month term ran out. It had reigned as #1 for quite a number of months (when it was taken off the list it had approximately 440,000 views).

And yes mr wantedto is a LITEROTICA superstar – he’s an A.I.R. contest winner as well as an Officer in the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. Definitely one of LITEROTICA’S “favoritest” authors.

But why these cheap, snide little darkboy/dumb texan like comments? “RETARDED” number of views? Is that how you’ll now describe alwayswantto’s story now that you know how many views his story received? “Legitimate?” “Carpal tunnel?”

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ebteRApS5uE/TGx6Xz6URUI/AAAAAAAAAzw/XYm3r8NqwXY/s1600/super-retard.jpg
loverboy thinking he’s man enough to challenge scouries?

C’mon little guy! Man up! If you don’t soon adjust your attitude you’ll find yourself grouped with people like misshick, miss odious, the dumb Texan, darkboy etc., etc. All respect will have dissipated. Your name will evoke only snickers and laughter.

Credibility can only be regained by honest, earnest commentary. Take care my good man, Lies and Ignorance always eventually surface. Choose the light… not the darkside!​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
MANU Award Winner
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
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and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

The ones who talk the most do the least. Put it on the line Jimmy boy. One of yours against one of mine in a thread.

Let other authors vote. Authors. Not just registered users that should eliminate all but a couple of your alts.

You game? hell I will be the first one to say my writing isn't great and I'm a bit grammar impaired, but I'm better than you.

Anyone else reading want to see this? I'm fine with it, but the other half may need some prodding along.

 

[TxRad]

The ones who talk the most do the least. Put it on the line Jimmy boy. One of yours against one of mine in a thread.

Let other authors vote. Authors. Not just registered users that should eliminate all but a couple of your alts.

You game? hell I will be the first one to say my writing isn't great and I'm a bit grammar impaired, but I'm better than you.

Anyone else reading want to see this? I'm fine with it, but the other half may need some prodding along.

LC, he won't do it. This offer has been made to him and his female alt Sarahhhh many times and he always says it wouldn't be fair. Of course it wouldn't be fair for the Authors of this site to vote on his stories, most of them have him on ignore. The ones that don't have him on ignore laugh at him. He is the only one who thinks he's the number one author here.

This is the first time he's had carpel tunnel. His super whatever Mommy story has the same problem with a spike so high it looks like the sears tower. I think Dark graphed it a couple of times.

 

[lovecraft68]

LC, he won't do it. This offer has been made to him and his female alt Sarahhhh many times and he always says it wouldn't be fair. Of course it wouldn't be fair for the Authors of this site to vote on his stories, most of them have him on ignore. The ones that don't have him on ignore laugh at him. He is the only one who thinks he's the number one author here.

This is the first time he's had carpel tunnel. His super whatever Mommy story has the same problem with a spike so high it looks like the sears tower. I think Dark graphed it a couple of times.

Oh, I know he won't I'm just screwing around, although I would do it in a heartbeat. The only problem would be getting thrown off the board for inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on the other authors for asking them to read his-and my- crap.

 

[Darkniciad]

*laugh* Yep, I graphed them. The one he's crowing about right now?

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/bs_views.PNG

It's that itty-bitty little blip upwards off the DOA flatline at the end of the madonna bra

 

[TxRad]

He takes a week off from posting and then there is a spike from hell on his views.

I wonder how often he has to replace the keyboard because the f5 key is worn out.