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Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.
 
Tx, this appears to be a definitive repudiation and so on of this loser. I have to get back to my story now but I just want to give you kudos for it. The fact is and I think what you've shown as well is that ol' Esquire here is a pathological liar and it's hard for him to string three words together without creating yet another transparent falsehood.
 
now that was a much better weekend ... lets start this page off with a bang!!!!

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

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Another satisfied SW visitor​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners by using stories he steals from the REAL Lit contest without the authors permission.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.
 
http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=1016975&dateline=1264153446 I'm just thinking about how seperating the chapters would make it easier for the reader to browse...

I’m not quite sure how having ten chapters instead of one would make it easier for the reader to browse. In fact the suggestion is preposterous.

The rule was enacted for five reasons:

1) To stop SURVIVALISTS from breaking down stories into 5, 10 or 15 chapters so they could acquire extra points in the Survivor contest – andtheend and others are continuing to prove that the rule hasn’t been 100% effective in handling the Survivalist menace…

2) To allow all stories to compete fairly. Later chapters of “chaptered” stories have a huge advantage in the ratings game (see Owlwhisperer et al and/or peruse the winners of the monthly contests). Here again people like the jayman have continued to try to sneak stories around this very clear rule…

3) To make sure that every contest story would be complete. That some incomplete story, one in fact that might never be completed (a too common occurrence here on LIT), wouldn’t win a prize even though it wasn’t finished. Again the jayman and darkboy crowd do everything in their power to skirt this rule...

4) To reduce the clogging up of the Contest page with non-contest themed stories – stories placed in the contest only to jump the waiting line queue. Again the rule has had limited success due to the sleazy shenanigans of certain AHers…

And finally

5) By making the contest fairer and more transparent the palace had hoped to see a return to the contest submission ranks of the great LITEROTICA author’s names. Unfortunately the big boys, the authors at the top of our readers FAVORITE AUTHOR list, continue to shun the OFFICIAL LITEROTICA special contests. Quite frankly they’ve been burned too often. And of course, now that A.I.R. has arrived they have no need to participate in these still badly flawed contests.

I of course, in spite of all the problems, because of my great admiration for the QUEEN :cattail: (and certain provisions in my contract) and because of my love for the LITEROTICA reading public, have continued to submit contest stories.
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Pardon?

I beg your pardon?

Survivor menace?

Perhaps you are just jealous that you are incapable of writing as many stories as it takes to not only win the contest but also to even place in the contest.

Unlike those stories written by Bakeboss aka PrincessErin, all my stories are real stories with a beginning, a middle, and an end and belong in the categories to which they are posted.

I've written 72 theme contest stories of more than 500,000 words. My stories average 7,000 words.

Explain to me how a 7,000 word story can be a menace on a site that encourages stories.

It's easy for you to rag on the Survivor contest, but until you played the game, you don't know how difficult it is to write in so many categories, other than the one lousey incest category that you write stories.

Anyone can write an incest story. You just have to give it a title with Mommy in it, as you do and have Mommy suck her son's cock or have Daddy do his daughter. Wow! You call that talent? I call that pandering to the perverted. Maybe it's time, Mr. Scouries that you tried to write a real story.

I dare you to try to write a story in every category. I double dare you. Go ahead, prove me wrong.

You've been challenged, Mr. Scouries. Show all of us what a great writer you truly are by composing a story in every category and then multiply that by three and maybe you'll understand what it takes to grow some balls and compete in Survivor.

"Asshole!"
 
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Newbies please note:

1) Scouries is a talented and handsome man. A brilliant author and a great thinker. And very sexy. I advise you to listen to him.

2) "A.I.R." is a wonderful organization that’s agreed, with the help of ScouriesWorld, to sponsor writing contests. It’s winning stories are invariably excellent.

Cloudy??? WOW!!!

And thanks for your kind words.

When I read your post it didn’t register that it was made by you. I just thought we had another ALT from Texas spewing. Then I saw your name. It’s been months … and you’ve got a new AVATAR.

For those of you who haven’t met miss cloudy before I want to warn you – you are in for a treat. Or given the season is it a trick or a treat?

First off she’s not that bad. Certainly not as bad as she seems. And she’s smart - both her parents have more than one Doctorate degree. Of course sometimes genetic strengths can skip a ggeneration…

And she has posted stories here on LIT. Which is very unusual for an AHer with so many posts.

Nice tits…

and Sexy long legs…

and Lustrous dark silky hair…

Okay, she does have some personality traits you probably wouldn’t encourage in your daughter.

But all in all I, and everyone at ScouriesWorld, are happy to welcome her back.

BTW – miss c is the woman who translated LITEROTICA’S #1 STORY,

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”Daddy”, I Whispered
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http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=242587

into Ojibwa.
It’s called “Zahgidiwin Oneejawin Wedigaywin" by scouries and Nigwaankot. Which isn’t an exact translation but does sound catchy.

Hey can someone explain to me why it is that every time our miss cloudy makes a post that the pilot just happens to jump out of the woodwork? Can anyone spell STALKER?[/SIZE]​
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
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…Survivor menace?

My stories average 7,000 words.

You've been challenged, Mr. Scouries. Show all of us what a great writer you truly are by composing a story in every category and then multiply that by three and maybe you'll understand what it takes to grow some balls and compete in Survivor.

Dear Susie Q, I sense a tiny bit of hostility in your post my dear. I’m sorry you took my words the wrong way.

But before I get to that may I remind you that quoting “retards posts” is an ignoring crime in ScouriesWorld.

Okay, lets get back to the points you raise. No, let’s instead address this whole freddie/andtheend nonsense. Susan is not Freddie. Freddie is not Susan. Anyone with any intelligence will acknowledge this – all one has to do is read a sampling of each of their works. Those who perpetuate this lie are troublemakers and liars.

Freddie writes short, action packed, stories that are rooted in his boyhood love of playing cowboys and Indians. They almost always reflect his right leaning, capitalistic view of the world. His sex scenes are rauchy, full of macho characters who never take no for an answer. Men who swagger into the bedroom … men who thrust their big cocks into eager, juicy cunts.

Susan on the other hand is sensuous. As she pointed out she writes much longer stories (7000 words by her count). She believes in motherhood … and sisterhood. She’s for medicare and the AFL/CIO. The only Bush she likes is the one growing between her legs. She’s soft, her words caress…

I think these two pictures sum up perfectly the difference between the two:

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/george-bush-funny.jpg
freddies bush – eating pussy a la BFW?

http://www.fieryredheads.com/fhg/gal22/ew10.jpg
andtheends bush – and a beautiful bush it is!

So how tough was that to figuure out?​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
I accept your apology, kind of, not really, not at all, but it's close enough. Besides the graphic of Bush is worth the price of admission.

I hate that guy more than TxRad and Cheney and that's saying somethin'.

Let me just say, I hope the Texas Rangers beat the crap out of the Yankees and then lose to San Fran.

"Ah, I feel better getting that all my chest, I mean, tits."
 
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Scouries A.I.R. 2010 Halloween Story Contest Entry
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18,000+ Words!!!!

And I only turned to this story when I’d written 12,000 words on my intended Halloween entry and then realized I still had thousands of words to go and would never finish it on time. So I hijacked this one that I thought was almost finished and only needed a little Halloweening applied to it.

Yeah right! Days and thousands of words later and it still wasn’t finished. Finally this afternoon, after working all night, I wrote THE END.

And then when I went to submit it at 4:27 p.m. I found I couldn’t access my account. These changes that MANU :D brought in still have a few glitches in them. And then, when I finally got to my submissions page and had done all the things you have to do I got one final surprise. The last paragraph of the story, THE END, and my begging for votes had slipped onto a sixth bloody page. So, on the fly, I had to cut three full paragraphs from the story right on the submissions page. I just hope I didn’t cut out the scene where the big pumpkins are…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
QUOTE rogue Tex... your posts keep saying Except no substitute... I risk sounding like Inigo Montoya, but I am not sure you know what that means... or more accurately, do you mean, 'Accept no substitute?' It's made me scratch my head every time I read it this month.

God I hope you’re kidding! I just hope he hasn’t posted that nonsense on one of my threads. I’m almost tempted to take him off ignore for five minutes to check. Mind you it would be just what I’d expect (or should I say accpect?). It’s why the SW computer concluded the following more than two years ago:

BANANA :nana: BOY :nana:HAS BEEN JUDGED BY THE ScouriesWorld COMPUTER TO BE INCAPABLE OF MAKING A POST THAT MEETS THE STANDARDS OF THE Scouries Thread.
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but there's still a few days for the odd masterpiece or two to get posted.

In fact one of those masterpieces you were waiting for was just posted this morning…

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Brother Cucks Brother: Or Does He?

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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
I think his post does meet the standards, since after all, you seem to have a problem with spelling yourself, scouries.

Oh yeah I forgot, you're a member of the "it's okay for me but not for you" club, right along with your pals sr71plt, Freddie and sarahhh.
 
michchick98 said:
I think his post does meet the standards, since after all, you seem to have a problem with spelling yourself, scouries.

Oh yeah I forgot, you're a member of the "it's okay for me but not for you" club, right along with your pals sr71plt, Freddie and sarahhh.
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Doesn't take much for you to put someone in Scourie's camp, does it? :D

That's (more than) a bit bubbleheaded.
 
sr71plt said:
Not your form of the truth. Your stupidity in this sillyness is a bit of a surprise. But I'll survive.
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Hey, if it makes you feel better to call me names, knock yourself out. I won't lose any sleep over it.
 
it's a surprise????????? please don't quote the lower orders...

I’m back!!!

Yes, after a weekend away I’m back to entertain you.

And I’d be in an excellent mood except for that little prick who can’t figure out who picked up the fumble. Even though they’re paying him big bucks to do it and the play was right in front of him.

And the weekend had started out so well. A new masterpiece came out Friday and has been very well received by our reading public.

And of course the CANES played brilliantly Saturday night…


http://www.collegeflagsandbanners.com/images_products/miami_hurricanes_championship_banner_10102big.jpg
And then our DOLPHIINS played their hearts out only to have victory snatched from them by some asshole who must of got a kickback from the Steelers. The guy should be shot.

But heck, what the hell – two out of three ain’t that bad. And that’s not even including the two little sweeties who showed up Saturday night…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
Hey! I'm back, too. Did ya miss me?:D

scouries said:
I’m back!!!

Yes, after a weekend away I’m back to entertain you.

And I’d be in an excellent mood except for that little prick who can’t figure out who picked up the fumble. Even though they’re paying him big bucks to do it and the play was right in front of him.

And the weekend had started out so well. A new masterpiece came out Friday and has been very well received by our reading public.

And of course the CANES played brilliantly Saturday night…


http://www.collegeflagsandbanners.com/images_products/miami_hurricanes_championship_banner_10102big.jpg
And then our DOLPHIINS played their hearts out only to have victory snatched from them by some asshole who must of got a kickback from the Steelers. The guy should be shot.

But heck, what the hell – two out of three ain’t that bad. And that’s not even including the two little sweeties who showed up Saturday night…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
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