The Sandbox

[corbetphantom]

Re: Re: umm...?

Getting our the sledge Hammer....ok watch your head...I am not good at this...

eep! *tries to duck out of the way*

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Re: Re: umm...?

eep! *tries to duck out of the way*

Raises the hammer and closes the eyes.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnggg....opens them and sees he is still in one piece...wiping the brow...one more time... This should do it...baaaaaaaannnnnnnggggg again....opens the eyes and sees no blood...sweat poring off me..yuck Now you should be free....hey pretty good for a first timer huh...

 

[corbetphantom]

Re: Re: Re: Re: umm...?

Raises the hammer and closes the eyes.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnggg....opens them and sees he is still in one piece...wiping the brow...one more time... This should do it...baaaaaaaannnnnnnggggg again....opens the eyes and sees no blood...sweat poring off me..yuck Now you should be free....hey pretty good for a first timer huh...

*avoids the really obvious virgin jokes, because you never want to make a woman with a hammer mad at you, especially if you are immobile. Instead flinches each time the hammer comes down and says a silent prayer each time he doesn't die. pissed his pants in fear after the first hit, and is trying really hard to not cry*

 

[1sexylady]

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*avoids the really obvious virgin jokes, because you never want to make a woman with a hammer mad at you, especially if you are immobile. Instead flinches each time the hammer comes down and says a silent prayer each time he doesn't die. pissed his pants in fear after the first hit, and is trying really hard to not cry*

Awwwww it is ok...see I did a good job...just think of that guy in the Titanic...man.. if she could do it so could I... handing him a towel to wipe himself...omg...

 

[alwaysawake]

Building sandboxes that resemble male or female body parts--Angel has RADAR and can find those faster than a mouse finds cheese!

 

[SCblondetiger]

oh me oh my...gee I leave and our poor sandbox gets destroyed, we have a guy in tights and a cape..and our sandbox is being rebuilt in a phalic shape...yeah life is good..anyone else remember the sand castle contest? hmmm

 

[1sexylady]

Building sandboxes that resemble male or female body parts--Angel has RADAR and can find those faster than a mouse finds cheese!

Boy are you in trouble...forgot to tell you Angel is Polish... but then she might not get it.... Dammmmnnn now I am in trouble..

 

[alwaysawake]

Boy are you in trouble...forgot to tell you Angel is Polish... but then she might not get it.... Dammmmnnn now I am in trouble..

Hmmmmm a sausage-shaped sandbox...how unique!

 

[1sexylady]

Hmmmmm a sausage-shaped sandbox...how unique!

Well close enough..she would need something to go with it..and I know What!!

But your in trouble...ha ha ha

 

[alwaysawake]

Well close enough..she would need something to go with it..and I know What!!

But your in trouble...ha ha ha

why should I care??? The "crude" sandboxes are in your yard and angels! And I am 3000 miles away! Hee hee!

 

[1sexylady]

why should I care??? The "crude" sandboxes are in your yard and angels! And I am 3000 miles away! Hee hee!

don't you wish ..... It is ok..

 

[alwaysawake]

don't you wish ..... It is ok..

Fills Angel's and 1sexylady's "sandboxes" full of white custard! Now THAT is appropriate! Skipping out...hummming I am the King Brat....

 

[Angelofsex]

Fills Angel's and 1sexylady's "sandboxes" full of white custard! Now THAT is appropriate! Skipping out...hummming I am the King Brat....

Ha Ha.....He might be King Brat..........but I am a Devil Brat........I like chocolate pudding.........so here comes the dirt........he he.


Just the way he likes it..........she told me to do it....

 

[alwaysawake]

Ha Ha.....He might be King Brat..........but I am a Devil Brat........I like chocolate pudding.........so here comes the dirt........he he.


Just the way he likes it..........she told me to do it....

Jersey Devil neighbor brats...hmmmmmmm Kick all the dirt in there that ya want...YOU have to play in it--not me! Singing We are the Champions....

 

[Angelofsex]

Jersey Devil neighbor brats...hmmmmmmm Kick all the dirt in there that ya want...YOU have to play in it--not me! Singing We are the Champions....

Ha Ha no I don't........I have my sandbox in a safe place and you can't fine it..............He can't fine it.........it is in my neighbor's back yard.......he he.........

So there skipping out of this sandbox........la la la la la la, as I sing and leave.

 

[corbetphantom]

*is freed*

*runs home to change, and comes back in normal clothes in time to see a new and....interestingly shaped...sandbox* hi girlies. what's up?

 

[1sexylady]

Re: *is freed*

*runs home to change, and comes back in normal clothes in time to see a new and....interestingly shaped...sandbox* hi girlies. what's up?

LOOK!!!!! JUST LOOK WHAT THOSE TWO HAVE DONE... Custard...dirt...boy am I glad this was the set up Sandbox...the demo....and what are you doing with clothes on..???? There is no clothes in the Sandbox... Taking off his shirt and undoing his pants....sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh did you read the rules..?????????

 

[1sexylady]

Fills Angel's and 1sexylady's "sandboxes" full of white custard! Now THAT is appropriate! Skipping out...hummming I am the King Brat....

Well...Well...Well....he finally admits it...THE KING OF BRATS.. ....

White Custard....oh is my mind at work...

 

[1sexylady]

Ha Ha.....He might be King Brat..........but I am a Devil Brat........I like chocolate pudding.........so here comes the dirt........he he.


Just the way he likes it..........she told me to do it....

Well I told you she might be *Polish* but she is right on the money with that statement...I have been trying to tell everyone here that she is the DEVIL WITH A HALO ON HER HEAD!!!! now the real angel here is me...

 

[alwaysawake]

Well I told you she might be *Polish* but she is right on the money with that statement...I have been trying to tell everyone here that she is the DEVIL WITH A HALO ON HER HEAD!!!! now the real angel here is me...

Coughing Choking and Gagging...couldn't swallow that big load of crapola " now the real angel here is me... " Sneezing and making a sound like "Bullshit..." as I sneeze! Btw--Angel's halo has chew marks...it is really gold plastic and she stole it from your dog, sexy...it was his Frisbee!

 

[alwaysawake]

Looks around, scuffs feets, and hangs head brfore heading out.I miss the Queen Brat!!

 

[1sexylady]

Coughing Choking and Gagging...couldn't swallow that big load of crapola " now the real angel here is me... " Sneezing and making a sound like "Bullshit..." as I sneeze! Btw--Angel's halo has chew marks...it is really gold plastic and she stole it from your dog, sexy...it was his Frisbee!

OMG.....LMAO........That sneeze is right on the money... and so was your comment about Angel...I have see her halo...very worn and a bit dirty....really should be replaced but not easy finding them to fit over the horns....

 

[1sexylady]

Looks around, scuffs feets, and hangs head brfore heading out.I miss the Queen Brat!!

Awwwww so you miss me huh.... Well I am here now and your not... but I will catch you later...

Now where can I find some trouble...mmmmmmmmm....let me look around...

 

[alwaysawake]

Awwwww so you miss me huh.... Well I am here now and your not... but I will catch you later...

Now where can I find some trouble...mmmmmmmmm....let me look around...

I missed her again!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! Going to drive my classic Mustang for a few hours and will check back later.

 

[1sexylady]

I missed her again!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! Going to drive my classic Mustang for a few hours and will check back later.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait for me... I like that av AA...