The SAM list...

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22. Learn a language your Dom/me doesn't know and then speak only in that language when you are together.

Hah. This is why I am forbidden from speaking Spanish, except when useful (i.e. we're in Mexico).

 

[kiten69]

#20-something:

Tell him he hits like a girl.

That one's gotten me some damn fine responses.

bj

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Hey you been listening...?



Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
What do I look like? Your maid?
Who died and left you boss?
In your dreams.
Yeah, right.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

21. If your Dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in public, stick your fingers in your ears and say, "Neener, neener, neener I can't hear you!" (for some reason this one made me think of Gracie)

22. Learn a language your Dom/me doesn't know and then speak only in that language when you are together.

23. Tell your Dom/me a better way to do whatever it is being done to you at that moment.

24. After a particualarly hard blow pretend to pass out. When your Dom/me checks to see if you're ok, jump up and yell "Gotcha"!

25. Send your Dom/me an invoice for your services.

Learn these phrases:

Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
What do I look like? Your maid?
Who died and left you boss?
In your dreams.
Yeah, right.

ROFL!!

I love 1 and 24 the most.

 

[the captians wench]

I have a harder time accomplishing the opposite.

Good thing Jounar thinks it's cute that I giggle when in intence pain. He usually laughs when I giggle. I have a friend who doesn't like the giggles so we get into a match of who will let up first. Will I stop giggling, or will he stop icreasing the smack intencity?....He always wins.

My giggles faced this again this weekend. But it wasn't fair, he started me giggling first, then started swating, and the harder he swatted the harder I giggled....for a while anyway, eventually he took my giggles away.

 

[TeachMeSir]

OMG, what if you get the giggles and know you should stop, but you just can't. And the more you giggle, the more you try to stop, the more your inability to be quiet makes you laugh harder. Then you'd be laughing to hard and you wouldn't be able to call safeword if you needed. It could go on & on.

 

[the captians wench]

OMG, what if you get the giggles and know you should stop, but you just can't. And the more you giggle, the more you try to stop, the more your inability to be quiet makes you laugh harder. Then you'd be laughing to hard and you wouldn't be able to call safeword if you needed. It could go on & on.

it usually does. because I also giggle when I get to my pain limits.