The Salacious Sounds of Halloween

[Rumple Foreskin]

This sounds like a David Letterman TEN list. I'm passing it along to see if some imaginative AH pornsters can add a few more.

Ten things you hear at Halloween that sound salacious, but aren't.

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

6. If you just lick it, it will last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack.

4. Can I eat your zagnuts?

3. You might want to wash it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

And the number one thing you hear at Halloween that sounds
salacious but isn't...

1. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!

Rumple (Still eatin' candy) Foreskin

 

[CharleyH]

This sounds like a David Letterman TEN list. I'm passing it along to see if some imaginative AH pornsters can add a few more.

Why not come up with our own top ten? Of something?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Why not come up with our own top ten? Of something?

What about a helping hand, so to speak, CharleyH?

Actually, I did add one. I posted the thread as a fun, writing exercise, not to showcase my, somewhat suspect, imagination.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[CharleyH]

What about a helping hand, so to speak, CharleyH?

Actually, I did add one. I posted the thread as a fun, writing exercise, not to showcase my, somewhat suspect, imagination.

Rumple Foreskin

I would love to bump it, although on my way out right now. Where? PM cuz I wont be here tomorrow, but intriguing