The saddest of news.

[Jenny_Jackson]

I've struggled with this for some days now. But it seems I cannot resist. After a lot of soul searching and thought, I've decided to kill Harry Dick (and his Cock).

I know this will shock many of you, but I see not choice. Harry has been too much fun, but he's also interfered with more important works I have going.

So, with that in mind, this is the beginning of the story, I am writting to say good bye to that dear character forever.

Even though she held a ruffled hanky to her eyes, a tear dripped down Maria Torres’ cheek and dripped, then ran between her ample cleavage. “Oh, Harry. I already miss you so much,” she wailed.

Police Inspector “Boney” Malone spotted Maria from the rear door of the “Lonesome Dove Funeral Chapel and Off Track Betting Parlor.” He moved solemnly to her and sat next to her on the pew, placing his arm around her shoulders as if to comfort her. Actually, he was just trying to peek down the front of her low-cut, black mourning dress to see if he could catch a glimpse of her dark brown nipples.

Maria leaned over to rest her head on Boney’s shoulder while she continued to wail. “Oh, Jenny, why? Why?”

The insane porn writer, Jenny Jackson sat in the pew behind Maria trying to look innocent, acting as if she hadn’t written Maria’s dialogue for her. Jenny was glad to see the minister from the Church of the Immaculate Blow Job had finally arrived.

After slowly mounting the lectern, the minister raised his hands towards the heavens and intoned, “Friends, this is, indeed, a sad day. Before us lies the remains of the…um…famous detective, Harry Dick.”

There was a short commotion in the front row as one of the assembled cops slipped up to the lectern and whispered to the minister.

“Um…Yes. That would be Harry Dick and his cock,” the minister corrected. Then off to the side in a low voice he said, “Does this mean I get paid extra for a double?”

Sorry, but that's the way it is.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's major stuff.

RIP Harry.

 

[starrkers]

Nooooooooooooooooooo! Say it isn't so!!!

*ahem*


Damn. I'll miss him.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Well, I've never been so insulted--at least not in the last few minutes. I can't believe you brought in that ringer from the Blow Job joint when the AH's own First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers would have gladly done the job on old harry and for a very competitive rate. Hurump!

Besides, you don't have to kill Harry off. Just let him read some of that vaguely familiar sounding prose and he'll probably slash his wrists for you.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

JENNY

Oh! Sure! David Morrell did that to Rambo about a dozen times. Harry will be back in a JR Ewing moment.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

JENNY

Oh! Sure! David Morrell did that to Rambo about a dozen times. Harry will be back in a JR Ewing moment.

Naw. If she does follow through on this threat to western civilization, culture, and peace of mind, I figger she'll give herself an Authur Conam Doyle-type out by having her own beloved "Sherlock" do a Reichenbach Falls swan dive with some Moriarity then later bring him back from the beyond the tomb.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[TE999]

Sonofagun!

Harry cashes in his chips!

So long Harry, we hardly knew ye.

For once Harry's gonna be the one that's stiff.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Nah, TE she's just playing with us surely.

In the Ramadan special contest, Harry will come backas a Taliban preacher and Jenny will be forced to wear the burqua.

Tell me it's true!!

 

[neonlyte]

This news really brings on the tears. I'd never thought Harry could fail... he seemed... invulnerable. Even when he fought the dragon he managed to get drop onto his broomstick and escape unscathed. This is the right Harry?

 

[Stella_Omega]

This news really brings on the tears. I'd never thought Harry could fail... he seemed... invulnerable. Even when he fought the dragon he managed to get drop onto his broomstick and escape unscathed. This is the right Harry?

No, honey. THAT Harry has an owl, not a Cock.

 

[jomar]

S'long Harry. You were one of a kind.

 

[Foxee Browne]

awww c'mon there will be a guy in a hospital who can't remember his name somewhere in the story and later claims to be Harry. Did they bury the wrong guy? Then who's in the casket? Tune in next week same bat time, same bat channel ...

All kidding aside Jenny, Harry was a fun guy. RIP.