The Rye/Ham Debate

Someone made me a peanut butter and jelly on rye when I was a kid. After a bite I thought the seeds were bugs. Haven't eaten rye bread since.
 
Swiss cheese and spicy mustard, with horseradish. There can be no other choice. Death to the cheddar-and-mayo heretics!
 
How nice! Anuther PG thread for the brain-dead.

Here's an idea, poll the gang for their favorite relationship treacheries.
 
Swiss cheese and spicy mustard, with horseradish. There can be no other choice. Death to the cheddar-and-mayo heretics!

Can we add some real honest-to-God-artery-clogging butter into the mix? If so, I'm with ya.
 
The one in Portland does. You're going to a second rate Subway.

It's provolone and it's America. They just tell you it's swiss because they figure you won't know the difference.

The subways here have never had swiss. They do have Gemma though and she's worth the trip.
 
BPT. Whats up. I saw you around the other day.

Looks like the girl in your sig needs a salami.

:cool:
 
Liverwurst and cream cheese on German rye, with cracked pepper and sea salt flakes.
Yum!
 
But what sort of Ham?

There are so many types of Ham depending on how it is prepared. Cheap Ham has added water it stop it falling apart.

Expensive hand-prepared Ham should be savoured slowly.
 
But what sort of Ham?

There are so many types of Ham depending on how it is prepared. Cheap Ham has added water it stop it falling apart.

Expensive hand-prepared Ham should be savoured slowly.

Sandwich euphemisms?
 
But what sort of Ham?

There are so many types of Ham depending on how it is prepared. Cheap Ham has added water it stop it falling apart.

Expensive hand-prepared Ham should be savoured slowly.

I was in my local supermarket the other day, and was shocked to see they now sell 'manufactured' ham! (This is glued-together offcuts of ham).
And also that the price has gone up to $21/kg for triple-smoked ham on the bone!
 
Ham? Why not live a little and go for pastrami?

It's a parody thread.

I'd rather have some thinly sliced emmentaler swiss with corned beef on thin rye with some grey poupon.

Sidebar. They had a smoking deal on a two pack of large grey poupon jars at costco. Like 8 bucks.

Biggest jars I have ever seen too. Twice as big as those dinkies they sell in the stores.
 
I was in my local supermarket the other day, and was shocked to see they now sell 'manufactured' ham! (This is glued-together offcuts of ham).
And also that the price has gone up to $21/kg for triple-smoked ham on the bone!

It wiggles too.

lol
 
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Sidebar. They had a smoking deal on a two pack of large grey poupon jars at costco. Like 8 bucks.

Biggest jars I have ever seen too. Twice as big as those dinkies they sell in the stores.

I buy my French mustard in France. The price is so cheap it seems unbelievable.

But I really go to buy wine.
 
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