The Rude Awakening

[scheherazade_79]

Nobody ever tells me anything. Either that, or I've just got out of the habit of listening.

I had no idea that the roof was being fixed this morning, nor that the bastard workmen had decided to come at 8am on a WEEKEND

So I wake up to the sound of bangs, shouts, ground-shaking crunches and large items of masonry dropping from the roof...

... and then a male leg suddenly came through my ceiling.

It was hairy and had varicose veins.

If people are going to start dropping from the sky, why can't they be female?

I only vacuumed the carpet in my bedroom yesterday, too.

I'm trying to adopt a grown-up Christian attitude to this, but at the back of my mind I can't help but think it serves him right for disturbing people by starting work at the crack of dawn. If he'd left it later, maybe he would have been more alert and wouldn't have stepped on the wrong place on the roof.

I can be evil sometimes.

 

[Liar]

... and then a male leg suddenly came through my ceiling.

Pretty weird idea of what "fixing" means.

 

[Antfarmer77]

8am = the crack of dawn.

LOL..that's funny

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I had no idea that the roof was being fixed this morning...

.... If people are going to start dropping from the sky, why can't they be female?

I can be evil sometimes.

Honey-nut cheerio's with extra milk spew!!

If you didn't break the roof during your nocturnal habits, perhaps it would not need fixing?!

Amen to females dropping from the sky...

Yes, you can. Well maybe. I think

 

[scheherazade_79]

Honey-nut cheerio's with extra milk spew!!

If you didn't break the roof during your nocturnal habits, perhaps it would not need fixing?!

Amen to females dropping from the sky...

Yes, you can. Well maybe. I think

You're welcome to drop through anytime, you know that?

 

[rgraham666]

You're welcome to drop through anytime, you know that?

Seconded.

 

[matriarch]

LOL..that's funny

Exactly what I was thinking.

Scheh....sweetie.....I know I've been away a few weeks, but even I know that 'crack of dawn' in the UK, in the height of summer is NOT 8am!!

But, I also got pissed at my sister for sending me a text yesterday, which arrived 5 minutes before the alarm was due to go off. My response was terse to put it mildly. She replied. 'OK. Sorry.' Haven't heard from her since. *sigh*.

Another conciliatory mail or phone call.

Please people, I've told you time and time again.....we are 8 freakin' hours behind you. You probably got up today before I even went to bed yesterday. Think about it.

Thank you.