The rollercoaster of death

[Doom_Guy]

In Europe, where euthanasia is legal, they are considering building a "euthanasia rollercoaster" that is specifically designed to kill terminally ill people.

The extreme G-forces this ride exerts on riders guarantees death.

Instead of going out the old and boring Dr. Kevorkian style, terminally ill people who wish to die can go out in style with the ultimate thrill.

Although this sounds like it might be painful and frightening and is probably not the way I would want to go, unless you are an extreme rollercoaster enthusiast.

I remember building a rollercoaster very similar to (if not worse) than this in the video game rollercoaster tycoon, but it didn't kill the riders, it just made them extremely sick and nauseous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmKLZOAT38

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Hypoxia]

A catapult or trebuchet would work well, too.

Setup in a coastal locale, to fling bodies far out to sea.

Setup one at Cliff House. It would out-draw the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[Hypoxia]

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[cleaver]

on mighty heathyr's twat, mikey!

it's an art project
a happening
an exercise
a wickedly wacky performance piece
a cartoon
a lampoon
a red herring
a lie

it ain't no brick and mortar plan!

you've far more to worry
about
the drones you've been seeing
of late

 

[pointless]

personally, i prefer love rollercoasters.