The Return of Erotic Mad Libs

[Dillinger]

Some of you who have been around for a while might remember when I used to do these many months ago. I'd like to give it another shot.

I'm going to take a couple of paragraphs from one of my stories here. Remove a few words and have you provide replacements. We play it just like the regular Mad Libs - I'm guess you all know how it works...

Last time I used to have one person give me all the responses. I think we can do this in a way that everyone can play.

I'll ask for nouns, adjectives, verbs, etc... the first response to each of these is the one that will get used.

 

[Dillinger]

Someone give me a body part.

 

[perks]

wrist

 

[Dillinger]

Adjective

 

[perks]

tantalizing

 

[Dillinger]

Another body part.

 

[La Principessa]

knee

 

[perks]

Another body part.

big toe

 

[Rubyfruit]

Puckered nipple.

 

[Tremolo]

oops, was a bit late off the mark for that one.

 

[Dillinger]

First one gets it...

Famous building

 

[La Principessa]

the Capitol Building

 

[Dillinger]

Fluid

 

[La Principessa]

lemonade

 

[Rubyfruit]

hot seed

 

[Dillinger]

Yet another body part.

 

[La Principessa]

elbow

 

[Rubyfruit]

throbbing man meat

 

[Tremolo]

I can't take this I am too slow

damn you ruby, you keep beating me

 

[Dillinger]

adjective

 

[La Principessa]

hoist

 

[Rubyfruit]

pulsating

 

[Rubyfruit]

I can't take this I am too slow

damn you ruby, you keep beating me

That's ok, the princess keeps beating me.

 

[Dillinger]

color

 

[La Principessa]

fuschia