The Red River War

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The Red River War w/ pics

Right now about the only thing the state of Oklahoma has going for it is thier football team' The Sooners'. Beyond a doubt they are the #1 team in the country, which includes the has been ,washed-out teams in Texas.
If anyone from Texas would like to bet on the game, straight up 100.00 $ or any other variation, do not be afraid to contact me
By the way do not forget to vote for Jason White for the H. trophy... you know he deserves it.
 
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TEXAS KISS MY ASS

Sooners #1 Again in the Big 12
 
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Re: TEXAS KISS MY ASS

angelique127 said:
Sooners #1 Again in the Big 12

I'm not from Austin..nor did I got to UT..but I'm always up for kissing an ass that is that beautiful.....
:kiss:

I have lived in Central Texas for the last 5 yrs and I think that UT just might surprise some people this year....
I'm looking forward to the game..
 
Why thank you

Would anyone be interested in seeing a close up ? Let me know.
 
A sexually frustrated married OU fan in Dallas would LOVE to see more!

D--
 
Re: Why thank you

angelique127 said:
Would anyone be interested in seeing a close up ? Let me know.

I know I am! That is the best looking Sooner FANny I have seen! :p
 
Just a tease

This butte WILL be spanked if Texas wins!!!!! Crimson and cream.
Close up ..... later
 
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angelique127 said:
This butte WILL be spanked if Texas wins!!!!! Crimson and cream.
Close up ..... later


So who would be the lucky spanker? Mack Brown spanks, but not ass!
 
OU/UT

As a UT student, I would like to point out that unlike OU, which only has a good football team, every sport at UT is good. Our academics are top notch, and there is not a better town in the country than Austin. I know OU is having fun blowing out the Iowa States of the world, but as UT showed in the Kansas State game, we can actually beat teams that are ranked. I know you think Jason White is great, but when his annual ACL blowout comes along, you're screwed. Also, the only reason you have beaten us the last few years is because of Quentin Griffin, and that Chris Simms is a statue who has to be babied by the offensive coordinator, who also sucks. I like UTs chances this year, we have Roy Williams healthy, and Vincent Young is a freak of nature and this Saturday may be his official coming out party, not predicting that, but I also wouldn't be surprised by it. This should be a great game, and as always UT-OU weekend can't be beat. Hook'em Horns, and remember, you can't spell cOcksUcker without OU. (This also works for lOUdmOUth dOUchebags)
 
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Welp i am a OU fan have been since b4 barry hvae a friend in Texas very good one he seems to think that if gets down to it Texas will loose :eek: now as if anythign else happens and they win i will be impressed with them but right now is OU time will be Texas again but not this year:D will be a good game tho
 
Moxon 4

I'm not going to argue OTHER sports or academics, but I can say that OU has beat a number of ranked teams, Washington St., Nebraska, Kansas St. [twice in 1 yr ] , Florida in a bowl game that they could only score 3 pts., and TEXAS in the last 3 meetings among others. As a result, they have fans all over this country including Montana and Texas !!!!
BTW we know what UT will do with the ball on 4th down[ after facing the #1 defence] they will live up to thier signature........ pUnT
wouldn't mind seeing a close-up of that OU cheerleader's FANny Angelique......
 
Also, the only reason you have beaten us the last few years [/quote

The only reason a bird can fly is that it has wings. It still flys though doesnt it.

Does it really matter why OU beats UT, we just do. Its like the way of the universe, dont fight it, it only makes the humiliation worse.

you can't smell cOcksUcker without OU.

I guess spelling wasn't one of those top notch academics you mentioned. And no its not a typo because the"M" is not even close to the "P" on the keyboard.

Of cOUrse yOU realize yOU cant spell OU is gonna kick yOUr UT ass withOUt AEIO or U. All you really proved is you know how to use vowels. Must be another one of those top notch academic programs.


Oh yeah, almost forgot; OU is number 1, just live with it!
 
WIDE RECEIVER My 2 cents

I realize I'm the only female OU [ or UT for that matter ] football fan here, but wide receiver has to be my favorite position....
hopefully provided with DEEP PENETRATION on Saturday !!!!!
tOUchdown spells OU of course !!!!!
 
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You do realize as coach I would need to tutor my wide receiver for several hours and several days in a darkened film studio room!

Ahhhhhhhhh, angelique!
 
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angelique127 said:
I realize I'm the only female OU [ or UT for that matter ] football fan here, but wide receiver has to be my favorite position....
hopefully provided with DEEP PENETRATION on Saturday !!!!!
tOUchdown spells OU of course !!!!!
Oh my goodness!!!
Ga boy here, but I must say I love your wide receiver ;) ! If you get any of that deep penitration you spoke of please share the results with us....:p
always,
pleased
 
UT/OU

Well, putting an "m" instead of a "p" was a typo, I was just typing fast and had a brain freeze. OU is number 1 because before anyone played a game a bunch of sportswriters decided they were, and then their schedule is such that they haven't played anyone. Just remember last year when Reggie McNeal and Brad Smith killed you, Vince Young is better than either of them, and he has better receivers. Although I do think that both of us need to watch out for Tech, especially you guys since you have to play in Lubbock which is not an easy place to play. I hate OU, but you're still better than the sheep f*ckers/dog worshippers that are in College Station.
 
Wow, cussing must have been another one of those fine UT academic programs. Excuse me, we dont have that program at OU. To busy with backward topics like Engineering and such. Could you please tell me what a "sheep f*ckers/dog worshippers" is. I dont think we have any of them in Oklahoma.

OU is number 1 because before anyone played a game a bunch of sportswriters decided they were.

let me get this straigt. You are pissed because a bunch of guys who get paid to know sports picked OU as number 1. Dude its called ranking. I guess understanding sports must not be one of those top notch academic programs either. What exactly do they teach you guys about at UT. That is other thanhow to identify a sheep f*ckers/dog worshippers that is.

I am glad to hear that it was just a typo and you dont actualy think "spell" and "smell" are the same word. I guess UT is probably a top notch secretarial school after all.
 
UT/OU

If you were to actually read the post, you would find that I was making fun of A&M (That's why I said they were in College Station, not Norman). Having voters decide on who is #1 is not the way to go, although we'll never see a playoff because too many people make too much money off of the bowl system to change it. It's funny that you make fun of UT's academics considering that we are a Top 5 Public School in the country, and OU is nowhere near that. Most of the people who I know that go to OU applied there because they knew they had no shot of getting into UT.
 
the tobacco road conman well loose another one this weekend in dallas !!!!!
 
Bra Man

Who is the tobbacco road conman ? Stoops ?
Moxon, the only loudmouth douchbags I know of are those Dallas Cowboys fans from years ago[ when the Philadelphia Eagles were kicking thier ass ] Remember the bounty bowl, or the snowball bowl ? Another loss handed to a Texas team.
Thank you for your team spirit Angelique, or OU FANny!!!!!



4 DAYS until kickass or I mean kickoff!!!!!!
 
mack brown he came from unc befor texas there for he is the tabbacoo road conman.
 
Bra Man

OK I understand, besides Stoops is the 5 Million dollar man.
Moxon .....UT QB Young might not even start due to his ankle injury... not that it matters much anyway.
Steve X.... I wouldn't think you get the game over there, if not tune in here and I will send updates every quarter so you know the score...
3 days till K.O.
 
Actually I did read the post and I never said you were talking about Norman. I had no misunderstanding that you were talking about College Station. I was merely refering to the fact that we dont have any "sheep f*ckers/dog worshippers" in Oklahoma. Something that evidently doesnt hold true in Texas. I wouldnt even refer to OSU like that. Prior to learning that Texas was full of "sheep f*ckers/dog worshippers" I really liked the state. Considered it just under Oklahoma in all things great. I guess I am going to have to reconsider that idea.

Lets see I noticed you were the #6 ranked school for Hispanics.

Everybody else on the web had UT listed around 54 in the country. That was all schools public and private so its not that bad, but it still isnt 5th.

I think its funny that you believe in the ranking system for schools, but not for sports when the concept is basically the same.

Most of the people who I know that go to OU applied there because they knew they had no shot of getting into UT.

So what are you saying? Texans dont have very much confidence in themselves or they just dont test well.

Myself, I figure they just got tires of slumming and decided to move on up.

Makofin - I will definitly tune in. Im going to have my wife tape it and send it to me.

Angelique - Oh baby, now thats what I call team spirit.
 
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