The Recliner from Hell

[SeaCat]

So I was sitting back in the recliner with Bubba on my lap. We were watching the news when I felt myself nodding off.

It took an effort of will to haul my keester out of that chair.

It's not the first time this has happened. It's the work of the Devil I say.

Cat

 

[TE999]

So I was sitting back in the recliner with Bubba on my lap. We were watching the news when I felt myself nodding off.

It took an effort of will to haul my keester out of that chair.

It's not the first time this has happened. It's the work of the Devil I say.

Cat

The Devil invented recliners; along with fast cars, guns, fattening foods, sex other than for procreation, hunting, fishing, dirty magazines, wet t-shirt contests, spring break, beer, wine and booze, perky nipples and round asses on women, along with anything else that's fun.

 

[SeaCat]

The Devil invented recliners; along with fast cars, guns, fattening foods, sex other than for procreation, hunting, fishing, dirty magazines, wet t-shirt contests, spring break, beer, wine and booze, perky nipples and round asses on women, along with anything else that's fun.

Maybe that's why I like old Nick?

The problem with this recliner is it has often stopped me from going in and sleeping next to my wife in our nice comfortable bed.

It's bad when you find yourself nodding off to the wifes programs on the Tube. (Hannah Montana) Leads to some truly stomach wrenching dreams.

Cat

 

[Guest]

The Devil invented recliners; along with fast cars, guns, fattening foods, sex other than for procreation, hunting, fishing, dirty magazines, wet t-shirt contests, spring break, beer, wine and booze, perky nipples and round asses on women, along with anything else that's fun.

Yeah, but what's He done for us lately?

I've got a recliner like Cat's but mine's a gravity warp; the eyelids are irresistibly tugged downward and the mind spun into a very black hole.

Damned thing sleeps good, though...

 

[TE999]

Maybe that's why I like old Nick?

The problem with this recliner is it has often stopped me from going in and sleeping next to my wife in our nice comfortable bed.

It's bad when you find yourself nodding off to the wifes programs on the Tube. (Hannah Montana) Leads to some truly stomach wrenching dreams.

Cat

That'd knock me out I can tell you! Hannah Montana? Isn't she one of those pre-pubescent sexpots Disney's always pimping for big bucks?

 

[TE999]

Yeah, but what's He done for us lately?

I've got a recliner like Cat's but mine's a gravity warp; the eyelids are irresistibly tugged downward and the mind spun into a very black hole.

Damned thing sleeps good, though...

Have you tried the new triple sandwich Oreo cookies?

Recliners aren't my choice of seating...too plushy...of course I can sleep standing up if I lean against a wall. My current desk chair can send me to dreamland if I give it 1/2 a chance.

 

[SeaCat]

Have you tried the new triple sandwich Oreo cookies?

Recliners aren't my choice of seating...too plushy...of course I can sleep standing up if I lean against a wall. My current desk chair can send me to dreamland if I give it 1/2 a chance.

LOLOL

Having slept in Mudbanks and Snowdrifts a chair is not needed to send me to snoozeland. This one though.

It's not overly padded, it's firm and supportive. The truly nasty part is how the back reclines. You sit in it and push back a click or two. The next thing you know the T.V. is showing some inane program and you're wondering what's happening as you hold your eyelids open with your fingers.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

That'd knock me out I can tell you! Hannah Montana? Isn't she one of those pre-pubescent sexpots Disney's always pimping for big bucks?

Yep, comes on on even the good channels late at night down here.

Cat

 

[champagne1982]

We have some big easy chairs here and I call them the vitality-sapping chairs. I don't care who you are, nodding off is easier than concentrating when you're in them .. for sure.

 

[3113]

It wasn't the recliner...it was Bubba. But Bubba's happy enough to have you blame the recliner

 

[SeaCat]

It wasn't the recliner...it was Bubba. But Bubba's happy enough to have you blame the recliner

LOLOL

Bubba is what I call a Nap Cat. When he hit's your lap and settles down there's no choice but to take a nap. Between his weight, his warmth in your lap and his super loud purr, well it's like being drugged.

On the other hand I have fallen asleep in that damned recliner even when Bubba wasn't visiting me.

Cat

 

[TE999]

It wasn't the recliner...it was Bubba. But Bubba's happy enough to have you blame the recliner

There's nothing like a cat all stretched out and snoozing in your lap to put you in a mellow mood...must be the warmth and trust of another creature...so you have to nod off just to be sociable.

 

[3113]

On the other hand I have fallen asleep in that damned recliner even when Bubba wasn't visiting me.

Still Bubba's doing. He was using kitty mind-control

You know kitties; they're believe their humans (who they're sure are really just oddly shaped and very large felines) should take far more naps, preferably with them