The Rebel's Ranch

[Erotica_Writings]

Dropping off soe hugs and snuggles as I wipethe cow patty off of my boot. This is why I ride the Iron horse see it here

 

[turtledove]

**comes in to the room...looks around for Sweetheart**
Hi ya Hun...(((((((Hugs))))) been reading here about your great Ranch and wonder if I can apply for the "Buckle Bunny" job--I can also work as cook on the side too I BBQ some mean steaks and any mexican food ya want

 

[Shreik]

Never miss an opportunity to say a word of congratulations. ---Lydon Baines Johnson

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

Dropping off soe hugs and snuggles as I wipethe cow patty off of my boot. This is why I ride the Iron horse see it here

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a little cow patty never hurt but we definite know what you mean about the Iron Horse... we hope to have one by fall... been lookin at HD 1200 custom sportster... but we definitely welcome both the 2 wheeled and 4 legged horses round here *winks* hey that's an Idea.... for another type of Rodeo too *ggls*

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

**comes in to the room...looks around for Sweetheart**
Hi ya Hun...(((((((Hugs))))) been reading here about your great Ranch and wonder if I can apply for the "Buckle Bunny" job--I can also work as cook on the side too I BBQ some mean steaks and any mexican food ya want

{{{{{{{{{{TD}}}}}}}}}

so glad you popped in *quickly jots you down as a Buckle Bunny/chuckwagon chef*

We love BBQ steaks & ribs around here and my hubby.... well... as for Mexican... the hotter the better!!

Now we have a grown list of buckle bunnies ~~ need to get some of those rough and tumble and down right sexy bullriders in here... or cowboys .... or bronc busters....

even if you are just a wanna be.... hell... we'll train ya *winks*

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

Never miss an opportunity to say a word of congratulations. ---Lydon Baines Johnson

This could not have come at a better time either.... Got the call this am... I'm finally gonna put this education to work... look to be starting next tuesday .....


OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shreik]

This could not have come at a better time either.... Got the call this am... I'm finally gonna put this education to work... look to be starting next tuesday .....


OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to go dear friends

 

[turtledove]

{{{{{{{{{{TD}}}}}}}}}

so glad you popped in *quickly jots you down as a Buckle Bunny/chuckwagon chef*

We love BBQ steaks & ribs around here and my hubby.... well... as for Mexican... the hotter the better!!

Now we have a grown list of buckle bunnies ~~ need to get some of those rough and tumble and down right sexy bullriders in here... or cowboys .... or bronc busters....

even if you are just a wanna be.... hell... we'll train ya *winks*

I'll be very happy to be Chuckwagon Chef......I believe buckle bunnie may be for the younger girls.

 

[Shreik]

Surround yourself with people who believe in you. ---Brian Koslow

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

I'll be very happy to be Chuckwagon Chef......I believe buckle bunnie may be for the younger girls.

hey hey now... I'm a buckle bunny and I'll bet... that I'm older than you

now... no more of those eye rollies.... *smiles*

 

[turtledove]

hey hey now... I'm a buckle bunny and I'll bet... that I'm older than you

now... no more of those eye rollies.... *smiles*

Doubt it Hun--45 here, and feeling it at the moment after scrbbing floors toad. Had my G/children here lately--wow-they were yucky!
Heading for a long soak here in a little while. BUBBLES for me!!

 

[Shreik]

Howdy all y'all

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

Doubt it Hun--45 here, and feeling it at the moment after scrbbing floors toad. Had my G/children here lately--wow-they were yucky!
Heading for a long soak here in a little while. BUBBLES for me!!

ok... so you're older than me... *smiles* the thing is you don't look it

RC said to tell you

~ first you're the same age as him... but you're 6 months older ~ his b-day is coming up soon July 24.... *whispers: we need to plan a HUGE party BBQ and all that*

~ second we don't have any grandkids yet. He has a 15 yr old daughter {she lives in SC w/her mom} and we're trying for a crumbcruncher/curtain climber of our own... *keeping fingers crossed* We hope that when his daughter turns 18 that she'll come and stay with us... right now her mama has filled her head with a bunch of shit that isn't true.... and he's changed from how he was when he lived there. Not the same man ~ he used to drink and smoke pot but doesn't do that anymore.... been drug free for almost year and 6 months alcohol free. Got so much going for us now that he doesn't want that in his life anymore *smiles*

 

[turtledove]

ok... so you're older than me... *smiles* the thing is you don't look it

RC said to tell you

~ first you're the same age as him... but you're 6 months older ~ his b-day is coming up soon July 24.... *whispers: we need to plan a HUGE party BBQ and all that*

~ second we don't have any grandkids yet. He has a 15 yr old daughter {she lives in SC w/her mom} and we're trying for a crumbcruncher/curtain climber of our own... *keeping fingers crossed* We hope that when his daughter turns 18 that she'll come and stay with us... right now her mama has filled her head with a bunch of shit that isn't true.... and he's changed from how he was when he lived there. Not the same man ~ he used to drink and smoke pot but doesn't do that anymore.... been drug free for almost year and 6 months alcohol free. Got so much going for us now that he doesn't want that in his life anymore *smiles*

I may not look 45---but omg.....I feel 60--65 sometimes.
<<whispers> we do need to plan a B-day party eh?
Congrats RC on staying clean. It's a very hard thing to do, It'll be oh so worth it to have a baby.

BBL..Love ya **TD**

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

*comes into the tack room with arms full of anti monkey butt powder... whistling as I go*

Hey there TD.... *notices your strange express at the powder*

ok this takes a bit of explaining but anyway.... We {me & RC} ventured out to our local TSC store.... {Tractor Supply store} and while shopping thru the store came across this most interesting product that neither of us had seen before.... Now I wonder if this could also be used for those nast butt monkeys around here...... roflmao


http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wcc-store_1948_83143074

What is “monkey butt”?

To start, it’s not always called “monkey butt.” It depends on what region of the country you’re in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it “monkey butt,” it’s a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!

Who gets it?

Anyone who participates in any activity that causes frictional skin irritation.

How can I prevent it?

Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey Butt.

Who uses Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

Anyone who wants to get the most enjoyment from their daily activity and avoid the uncomfortable “downside” of their sport or occupation. Our numbers are small but growing.

How do I use it?

You should apply it before you ride and repeat application as needed to stay comfortable throughout the day.

Will this cure monkey butt?

No, Anti Monkey Butt Powder can help prevent the soreness, itching and redness when used as directed.

Is there anything already out there like Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

There are other powders, but Anti Monkey Butt Powder was specifically formulated and tested by experienced riders to help you get the most enjoyment from your daily activity.

Do the people of Anti Monkey Butt Corporation actually ride anything?

The developers of Anti Monkey Butt Powder have 70 years of combined riding experience. This includes motorcycle riding, snowmobiling, 4-wheeling, heavy equipment operation, bicycle racing and horseback riding. After years of experience in the “saddle,” we know Monkey Butt!
Anti Monkey Butt Corporation

Who Needs Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

Anti Monkey Butt Powder should be a household name of any riding enthusiast who has ever suffered from “monkey butt,” the painful condition caused by hours of riding, sweating and chafing. Our product is developed specifically to help prevent this condition by using a unique combination of calamine and talc to make a powder that’s anti-friction and a sweat absorber. Believe it or not, most people that suffer from this condition still use baby powder and corn starch, with limited effectiveness. There’s not a product they’re aware of out there that’s readily available and easy to find and purchase, that deals with “monkey butt.” Please take a few seconds to read about our brand new product, which comes with a built-in sense of humor that most riders have about the “downside” of their sporting activities.

 

[Victoria_2001_02769]

*comes into the tack room with arms full of anti monkey butt powder... whistling as I go*

Hey there TD.... *notices your strange express at the powder*

ok this takes a bit of explaining but anyway.... We {me & RC} ventured out to our local TSC store.... {Tractor Supply store} and while shopping thru the store came across this most interesting product that neither of us had seen before.... Now I wonder if this could also be used for those nast butt monkeys around here...... roflmao


http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wcc-store_1948_83143074

What is “monkey butt”?

To start, it’s not always called “monkey butt.” It depends on what region of the country you’re in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it “monkey butt,” it’s a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!

Who gets it?

Anyone who participates in any activity that causes frictional skin irritation.

How can I prevent it?

Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey Butt.

Who uses Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

Anyone who wants to get the most enjoyment from their daily activity and avoid the uncomfortable “downside” of their sport or occupation. Our numbers are small but growing.

How do I use it?

You should apply it before you ride and repeat application as needed to stay comfortable throughout the day.

Will this cure monkey butt?

No, Anti Monkey Butt Powder can help prevent the soreness, itching and redness when used as directed.

Is there anything already out there like Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

There are other powders, but Anti Monkey Butt Powder was specifically formulated and tested by experienced riders to help you get the most enjoyment from your daily activity.

Do the people of Anti Monkey Butt Corporation actually ride anything?

The developers of Anti Monkey Butt Powder have 70 years of combined riding experience. This includes motorcycle riding, snowmobiling, 4-wheeling, heavy equipment operation, bicycle racing and horseback riding. After years of experience in the “saddle,” we know Monkey Butt!
Anti Monkey Butt Corporation

Who Needs Anti Monkey Butt Powder?

Anti Monkey Butt Powder should be a household name of any riding enthusiast who has ever suffered from “monkey butt,” the painful condition caused by hours of riding, sweating and chafing. Our product is developed specifically to help prevent this condition by using a unique combination of calamine and talc to make a powder that’s anti-friction and a sweat absorber. Believe it or not, most people that suffer from this condition still use baby powder and corn starch, with limited effectiveness. There’s not a product they’re aware of out there that’s readily available and easy to find and purchase, that deals with “monkey butt.” Please take a few seconds to read about our brand new product, which comes with a built-in sense of humor that most riders have about the “downside” of their sporting activities.

Heya y'all!

Just finished watching "The Queen" on ppv and I must say the actress Helen Marrin could easily go about as HRM 'double' should it ever be needed and/or required. She did quite a smashing job in her portrayal.

Unfortunately, I, as many do, remember those days in 1997. Princess Diana's accident, and subsequent death, happened right on the heels of my birthday. When the news footage was incorporated throughout the film... I sat and cried just as I did all those years ago. What sad, sad, sad days those were.

She will forever be, "A Candle In The Wind" and her footsteps will forever "fall on England's greenest hills."

 

[turtledove]

**Anti-Monkey Butt Powder**......works for horse riders too I bet....**takes note to buy some for daughter #1**
But your explanation--was too funny

 

[Shreik]

Greetings fellow monkey butts

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

Good evening everyone....

 

[Shreik]

Good evening everyone....

Hey hey when y'all coming back this way?

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

Hey hey when y'all coming back this way?

well.. guess what RC found today??? lol *hint* the missing part lol


have to check our funds.... *sighs* got a big chunk coming out this week... due to last reinstatement fee to be paid....

but might be able to come up this saturday... if not this weekend... then the next

 

[Shreik]

well.. guess what RC found today??? lol *hint* the missing part lol


have to check our funds.... *sighs* got a big chunk coming out this week... due to last reinstatement fee to be paid....

but might be able to come up this saturday... if not this weekend... then the next

kool babe

 

[catsr2wild]

well.. guess what RC found today??? lol *hint* the missing part lol


have to check our funds.... *sighs* got a big chunk coming out this week... due to last reinstatement fee to be paid....

but might be able to come up this saturday... if not this weekend... then the next

I understand the funds thing....lets see what we can work out....

 

[RCs_Sweetheart]

I understand the funds thing....lets see what we can work out....

talked with RC on his dinner break... said we'd definitely be up next weekend *huggles*

 

[Shreik]

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

- Aristotle