the REAL way to end terrorism forever

[scylis]

the real, fool-proof plan to end terrorism involves very little real work. you see, it centers around this big-ass red button somewhere deep inside the bowels of the Pentagon. the one that says "DO NOT TOUCH UNLESS YOU REALLY, REALLY MEAN IT!"

press that button and all that will remain would be the Swiss, going "vhat vas zat noize?"

i really don't think the Swiss would be big into terrorism. i mean, look at their special forces, specifically their knives. black ops projects centered around stealthily removing the corks from wine and champaigne bottles in complete secrecy. "many of you men have never opened chardonnay under fire!"

Special Thanks for this thread go out to Robin Williams, Albert Einstein, Enrico Fermi, and Satan, thru whom all things are possible.

 

[Lost Cause]

One Question.......

What inspired that avalanche of supposition?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Re: One Question.......

What inspired that avalanche of supposition?

Perhaps an avalanche created by a suppository.