The Real JBJ Fan Club

[subdued_passion]

This is the real JBJ fan club. And I am the official President of the club. Do not fall for the lies of the usurper pbrain.


This is the place to link in and post those JBJ gems which at times make us love him and other times makes us want to cut off his oxygen supply.

Have fun and keep posting.

And ignore pmann.

Rainshine is No. 2 member of the club and she didn't even need to blow me for the position.

http://www.thescoopng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/president.gif

 

[subdued_passion]

Krc Down, Who's Next.
I can spot a bastard at 600 yards, like a Kentucky shooter can spot a squirrel at the same distance. For years I assumed KRC was male and an asshole.

So who's the next scandal candidate and front page news on the GB TIMES?


And the winner is ( doing the Vulcan mind-meld):

BRONZEAGE




http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=48186017&postcount=1

 

[subdued_passion]

"I'm Percy the Scarlet Pimpernel."

- JBJ, responding to accusation of being deranged.

 

[subdued_passion]

"I'm always right about people. ALWAYS. Takes me 15 minutes to know everything about you worth knowing, and you don't even gotta say much.

I was watching my neighbor this morning. I saw her walk across the yard and knew immediately that she's getting laid. She moved in 2 months ago after her husband died. But now she walks different. She has the gait of a woman who's getting laid."


- JBJ

 

[subdued_passion]

"I spent a career observing people and tagging them. Like, if you cross your feet a certain way I know if you sleep with married men. People give it up in a 1000 ways. Its instinctual.

Remember this the next time someone you don't know creeps you out merely walking by you."

- JBJ

 

[subdued_passion]

"Let me say this: I feel no fear or anxiety. I literally have no aptitude for or awareness of such a sense. So I have to work-around it with an intense sensitivity to the expression of fear in others. Their reaction is how I know to get the fuck outta Dodge.

Years ago I was a fireman, and the prefect guy to keep a gas tank cool during a fire. The fear of an explosion creeped my associates out, but not me.

So I'm aware of realitys worth.

And I'm a Kentucky sharpshooter when it comes to people."

- JBJ

 

[subdued_passion]

"What it is, is the reduced stress. A woman who aint getting lubed regularly has too much internal friction that causes stress that causes her to hop around like a bird; the right lube loosens things up so she strides like a cat."

- JBJ, explaining the science behind his psychic abilities.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JsYKHTJlg

The real Subdued Passion, It came to me in a dream.

Sounds Indian.

 

[subdued_passion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JsYKHTJlg

The real Subdued Passion, It came to me in a dream.

Sounds Indian.

Doesn't sound Indian to me at all. But the music has that old LP record feel to it that made me nostalgic and remember my dad.

 

[subdued_passion]

"One things for certain, it wont attract posters with personal hygiene issues, and that's a tremendous improvement over most threads here."

- JBJ, on his new official fan club, initiated upon my order by the usurper pmann

 

[Lord Pmann]

Can I have a number?

*sniffle*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think it's wise to concede defeat, pmann. You can't possibly compete with subdude's passion for JBJ.

I'll be the bigger man.

http://www.clondalkinleisure.com/clondalkin/sites/default/files/12065599341039320543nicubunu_Waving_white_flag.svg_.med_.png

May I have a small role? Like the JBJ pube collector?

 

[subdued_passion]

I think it's wise to concede defeat, pmann. You can't possibly compete with subdude's passion for JBJ.

You got that right lil lady.

I'll be the bigger man.

I've got pimples on my ass that are bigger than you.
JBJ himself picked me as President of his fan club so shaddup.

May I have a small role? Like the JBJ pube collector?

Eewww.

Please go ahead. I don't see too many people queuing up for that job so you got it pmann; just promise to never show any of us what you do with it.

 

[subdued_passion]

"Some are gladiators, most are audience. The cowards never start, and the fools die in the arena."

- JBJ, on the drama that takes place across the boards.


"The secret to anything is calm confidence. Drag the king from his throne as if youre Death."

- JBJ, sharing his secret to surviving in the arena.

 

[subdued_passion]

This fan club pretty much sucks, so far.

This fan club doesn't suck, your attitude sucks. Which reminds me of another JBJ quote related to pmann.

I mean, you hadda know that as soon as the thread turned to the subject of sucking pbrain would appear.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Liberals hate God because he made all of them stupid and nutty.

 

[subdued_passion]

Nope, this club sucks.

Nope, I asked the other fan club members:

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000549705/polls_you_suck_2754_953125_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg



[size="-2"]You could help by posting some JBJ quotes... there are sooooooo many and there's only so much 1 woman can do. This is not a sign of weakness just a cry for help.[/size]

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think I'm bowing out of this fan club. All I can say is that my fan club would've been WAY better than this.

First off, Rainshine is right. Look at the members. This looks more like a klan rally than a sophisticated meeting of the minds.

Secondly, these refreshments are shit. Day old naan? Please. And could you water this punch down anymore?

Thirdly, there are no pictures or anything of that nature. This is really the lamest thing I've ever seen, to be honest. It's like a first grade social studies project. Are we going to have a diorama next? Maybe a JBJ mug cutout to your to a Popsicle stick?

All I can say is that this shit is lame. You're the Obama of presidents. So when everyone comes begging to me to clean up this mess, I'm going to tell you all that you can kiss my big black ass.

 

[subdued_passion]

I think I'm bowing out of this fan club. All I can say is that my fan club would've been WAY better than this.

First off, Rainshine is right. Look at the members. This looks more like a klan rally than a sophisticated meeting of the minds.

Secondly, these refreshments are shit. Day old naan? Please. And could you water this punch down anymore?

Thirdly, there are no pictures or anything of that nature. This is really the lamest thing I've ever seen, to be honest. It's like a first grade social studies project. Are we going to have a diorama next? Maybe a JBJ mug cutout to your to a Popsicle stick?

All I can say is that this shit is lame. You're the Obama of presidents. So when everyone comes begging to me to clean up this mess, I'm going to tell you all that you can kiss my big black ass.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3845694208/h738EA2F9/

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3845694208/h738EA2F9/

I think you touched a sensitive nerve.

 

[subdued_passion]

Pmann, here I some porn for you. Please stay.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f212/bladetincadet/lol.gif

 

[subdued_passion]

"My monitor reminds me of my old man. Yuh know how they are, youre watching Miley Cyrus squirm and bounce, and just about the time you start thinking you might get a glimpse of Heaven, he changes the channel to Yee Haw."

- JBJ


FYI, the monitor is the worm pmann living in JBJ's brain.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

"My monitor reminds me of my old man. Yuh know how they are, youre watching Miley Cyrus squirm and bounce, and just about the time you start thinking you might get a glimpse of Heaven, he changes the channel to Yee Haw."

- JBJ


FYI, the monitor is the worm pmann living in JBJ's brain.

No, pbrain is more like intestinal gas.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Waaaait just a minute. I thought you were asian. Blasian? *squint*

Dat's racist.

 

[Que]

"I spent a career observing people and tagging them. Like, if you cross your feet a certain way I know if you sleep with married men. People give it up in a 1000 ways. Its instinctual.

Remember this the next time someone you don't know creeps you out merely walking by you."

- JBJ

This is gospel. There's a book I don't know the author call the gift of fear that talks about the fact that your instincts are right more often then there are wrong.

Interesting to me that the same society that insists that we proselytize evolutionary secularism to the mostly harmless creationists,,,,

But yet we pay no mind to the obvious roots of human evolution as it pertains to brains, systems, instincts and drives.

People regularly use the word evolved to talk about social changes that have happened in the last 30 to 70 years.

My people are slow breeders so that's really two generations for us... take a lot of cosmic rays to cause that sort of evolutionary change.

When people say that dogs are good judges of people that isn't true its just that people are poor judges of listening to their instincts.

And JBJ, I need a diagram I was cleaning the other day and recently came across my old wedding ring I'm thinking of wearing it to troll for bored housewives.