The Rare ellusive Witch Tits for Deborah
- Thread starter Bobtoad777
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Thanks Lasher, but not half as frigging funny as your Chad chat.
OK, now here's the truth and nothing but the truth. Bobtoad told me he thought he was being stalked by a witch. He wanted to know to how to tell for sure if the bitch is a witch. So I'm reading to him from "Malleus Malleficarum" about how witches practice penis-thievery, and from "Daemonolatria" and "Gargantua and Pantagruel" about how a sure sign of a witch is an enlarged clitoris and a supernumerary nipple, a third tit, the witch's tit.
I'm like reading this shit and Bobtoad's only response is "Huh?" Do which I responded "Duh!" or as Homer would say, "Doh!" Finally I just threw my hands up in the air and said, "Just send me the pic of the bitch and I'll tell you if she's a witch."
After reviewing the pic I am quite convinced it is not a witch. No indeed, that is Bobtoad's prodigal father, Expertise.
OK, now here's the truth and nothing but the truth. Bobtoad told me he thought he was being stalked by a witch. He wanted to know to how to tell for sure if the bitch is a witch. So I'm reading to him from "Malleus Malleficarum" about how witches practice penis-thievery, and from "Daemonolatria" and "Gargantua and Pantagruel" about how a sure sign of a witch is an enlarged clitoris and a supernumerary nipple, a third tit, the witch's tit.
I'm like reading this shit and Bobtoad's only response is "Huh?" Do which I responded "Duh!" or as Homer would say, "Doh!" Finally I just threw my hands up in the air and said, "Just send me the pic of the bitch and I'll tell you if she's a witch."
After reviewing the pic I am quite convinced it is not a witch. No indeed, that is Bobtoad's prodigal father, Expertise.
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