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CleverCowardice
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What?! Well then why the fuck did I contribute to this thread? Jesus Christ!
People, get your shit together. Whenever you start a thread, reply to a comment, or send a private message, make it clear right from the start that responding will not, under any circumstances, get you laid. It probably won't get you a handjob, or even a simple titty pic. Is that so hard?
Bunch of goddamn cockteasers up in this bitch.
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you're trying too hard.
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Opiates, he mentioned morphine earlier.
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i was leaning towards E.
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it's a bit.
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Pleasing you is my top priority and I'm sorry I let you down. I shall redouble my efforts to make you proud.
I believe you're thinking of someone else, as I'm fairly certain I've never posted anything about morphine.
It was purely facetious outrage, a poor attempt at humor. I apologize for any confusion or hurt feelings.
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Bless me Father for I have sinned.
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multiplication by zero is the way to go.
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My wife told me about when her boyfriend in college wanted a quickie between classes. He took her into a rarely used stairwell and laid into her. He had her skirt up and her panties down and was plowing her doggie style. She said they were trying to be somewhat quiet, but the place was like an echo chamber. Right in the middle of it, she could here people using the stairwell on lower floors, and the risk of getting caught added to the excitement. She said he was a wild motherfucker with an un-cut cock that felt like a fire hose. She said the worst part was going to her next class with a loaded pussy.
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Seems a bit extreme for an egg based bakery product.
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I think you are correct, sorry
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Roll on top of last night's closing time conquest and give her a quickie.
You'll feel better.
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Had a good one...
My girlfriend used to clean a small travel agency when it was closed on Saturdays and I would sometimes help her. One day we were both feeling frisky and when we were in the place's small bathroom we started kissing…and then caressing…and one thing quickly led to another. She opened my jeans and started stroking me. I opened hers and pulled them and her panties down to her ankles. She sat on the countertop and spread her legs and guided me into her. She was already very wet and we just fucked as quickly as possible while smiling at each other, kissing, gazing at my glistening cock in her sweet pussy and trying to get off as quickly as possible. No one else was in the place, but the front door was unlocked and we'd left the bathroom door only partly closed. We could have gotten caught. That definitely added to the thrill. The whole encounter probably took five minutes, but we both came…hard. A quickie in the right place and circumstances can be very hot for both lovers.
My girlfriend used to clean a small travel agency when it was closed on Saturdays and I would sometimes help her. One day we were both feeling frisky and when we were in the place's small bathroom we started kissing…and then caressing…and one thing quickly led to another. She opened my jeans and started stroking me. I opened hers and pulled them and her panties down to her ankles. She sat on the countertop and spread her legs and guided me into her. She was already very wet and we just fucked as quickly as possible while smiling at each other, kissing, gazing at my glistening cock in her sweet pussy and trying to get off as quickly as possible. No one else was in the place, but the front door was unlocked and we'd left the bathroom door only partly closed. We could have gotten caught. That definitely added to the thrill. The whole encounter probably took five minutes, but we both came…hard. A quickie in the right place and circumstances can be very hot for both lovers.
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