The question is.....

[Internet porn basher]

How fat must you people really be?

 

[Shelby]

Hey now. I've been dieting religiously for the last 15 minutes and have wittled my arse down to a petit 93" which nicely balances my 51" bustline.

I get regular exercise going from one end of the trailer to another looking after my 8 kids from 9 different fathers (including my own, I'm proud to say.) If my car hadn't rusted out and fallen apart then I could go to one of those fancy gyms. It just simply is not safe to walk into town through the swamp.

 

[DarkAngel]

I am the Swamp thing

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

How fat are you?

.

 

[Shelby]

I am the Swamp thing

I rest my case

 

[Internet porn basher]

I weigh 30 pounds. Talk about the opposite of fat!!

 

[DarkAngel]

I am the Swamp thing

I rest my case

Thank you... finally someone agrees with me

 

[Guest]

I weigh 30 pounds. Talk about the opposite of fat!!

If you weigh 30 lbs, then you are a child, and therefore NOT welcome on this adult site.

 

[Internet porn basher]

A child? A child that is 6'8"??

 

[DarkAngel]

I weigh 30 pounds. Talk about the opposite of fat!!

If you weigh 30 lbs, then you are a child, and therefore NOT welcome on this adult site.

Or an eithopian

 

[DarkAngel]

A child? A child that is 6'8"??

WOW.. I feel sorry for your mother

 

[Internet porn basher]

I am 6'8" and I weigh 30 pounds. So sue me!!

 

[Guest]

Hee hee hee. Silly dragon boy.

 

[DarkAngel]

I am 6'8" and I weigh 30 pounds. So sue me!!

Okay... Can I have your address so I can have my lawyer get in contact with you

 

[Internet porn basher]

Sure my address is 613 Middle Essex Nashville TN 38133

 

[Shelby]

I am 6'8" and I weigh 30 pounds. So sue me!!

So a good strong wind would probably blow you away, right? Or do you tether yourself to something when outdoors?

 

[DarkAngel]

Sure my address is 613 Middle Essex Nashville TN 38133

excellent.. Now I will have the toon partol get in touch with you

 

[Internet porn basher]

Usually, I just walk with big boulders tied to the bottom of my shoes.

 

[DarkAngel]

really... I just blend into the swamp.. hehe

 

[Internet porn basher]

Swamps are for sissies.

 

[DarkAngel]

true.. but then again only the smart can last in one... I guess that leaves you out...

 

[*bratcat*]

IPB???

 

[DarkAngel]

Re: IPB???

You won't find anyone to suck you here, dear. They don't like you!

How about me???

 

[Xander]

WHO FARTED!!!

Something smells in here.

 

[DarkAngel]

Shhh.. we don't want to hurt his/her feelings