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This is where the two hens are supposed to bicker. PSA.
Rob is totally unavailable. He is on a sex-tourist junket in search of trannies in a locale that the internet has not yet reached.
Also, he never shows up for these fights he picks. Only not-Rob sock-puppets.
I wish they would. Individually I like them both, but when they're twanging one another's bra straps it's like watching two congenital idiots trying to plait fog.
Rob and I rarely bicker. He is far too cowardly to go toe to toe with me. Instead he snipes in third person about my children or my marriage or his fantasies about my sexuality, then retreats to hide behind his army of sock-puppets.
Unless by Rob and I squabbling you are acknowledging the patently obvious, that the army of sock-puppets casting aspersions are, as is obvious to the most daft numpty, Rob.