The quality of the n00bs is seriously declining.

[warrior queen]

Every so often a new crop comes through.... and occasionally, one or two are interesting enough to have a chance....
But this lot
One wants to fuck a family member, another wants to talk to ladies while hungover, and another has a rancid dick.
And that's just the ones on this board.

 

[mercury14]

Every so often a new crop comes through.... and occasionally, one or two are interesting enough to have a chance....
But this lot
One wants to fuck a family member, another wants to talk to ladies while hungover, and another has a rancid dick.
And that's just the ones on this board.

How long have you been on GB? This actually sounds like an improvement to me.

 

[warrior queen]

How long have you been on GB? This actually sounds like an improvement to me.

Take away the political idiots, the lecturers, the hypochondriacs, and creepy old men, and you can sometimes find a few regular folks.
But this?

 

[mercury14]

Take away the political idiots, the lecturers, the hypochondriacs, and creepy old men, and you can sometimes find a few regular folks.
But this?

What's a rancid dick?

 

[warrior queen]

What's a rancid dick?

You didn't click the link, did you?
I have been fortunate to have never seen a penis less than perfect, but I'm almost certain that guys don't usually post a pic of their tackle in a public forum when it's got lesions on it.
What is the thought process that could make a guy do that?

A rancid dick is one most women would never ever go near after seeing it for the first time.

 

[mercury14]

You didn't click the link, did you?
I have been fortunate to have never seen a penis less than perfect, but I'm almost certain that guys don't usually post a pic of their tackle in a public forum when it's got lesions on it.
What is the thought process that could make a guy do that?

A rancid dick is one most women would never ever go near after seeing it for the first time.

Nope not clicking on some guy's penis lesions....

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Take away the political idiots, the lecturers, the hypochondriacs, and creepy old men, and you can sometimes find a few regular folks.
But this?

Gawd, I think I might be all of the above and you still talk at me...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You didn't click the link, did you?
I have been fortunate to have never seen a penis less than perfect, but I'm almost certain that guys don't usually post a pic of their tackle in a public forum when it's got lesions on it.
What is the thought process that could make a guy do that?

A rancid dick is one most women would never ever go near after seeing it for the first time.

Because it's an improvement from when they were a sea-green and yellow-grey colour?

 

[warrior queen]

Gawd, I think I might be all of the above and you still talk at me...

I selectively ignore

 

[warrior queen]

Because it's an improvement from when they were a sea-green and yellow-grey colour?

I chucked a teensy bit when I looked at the pic (curiosity got the better of me), but your description is putting me off my dinner

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I've been awake entirely too long already.


n00bs are like pilgrims . . . easy pickins'.


And Buzzard bait.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I chucked a teensy bit when I looked at the pic (curiosity got the better of me), but your description is putting me off my dinner

I admire my own restraint at not clicking, in fact, I only opened the thread to see what AV dolf would be leading the morning off with...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I've been awake entirely too long already.


n00bs are like pilgrims . . . easy pickins'.


And Buzzard bait.

Too early for me too; back spasms. I used to get them occasionally when I was still competing, but I was considering digging some post holes and they came back...

Hmmm...

So I did was any rational old-timer would do, I emailed my student and informed him that HE would be digging some post holes this morning...

 

[warrior queen]

I admire my own restraint at not clicking, in fact, I only opened the thread to see what AV dolf would be leading the morning off with...

I've never seen a bad penis. I have been very lucky.

Now I'm going to check out dolf's av.....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Too early for me too; back spasms. I used to get them occasionally when I was still competing, but I was considering digging some post holes and they came back...

Hmmm...

So I did was any rational old-timer would do, I emailed my student and informed him that HE would be digging some post holes this morning...

Dirt in . . . dirt out!!!


Unless he has hands of steel, make sure he brings gloves.


Post hole diggers can make some nasty blisters.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Dirt in . . . dirt out!!!


Unless he has hands of steel, make sure he brings gloves.


Post hole diggers can make some nasty blisters.

Blisters build character.

"What did you do before the war?"
"I dug holes."
"Now you shall fill them in!"
:shrug:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I've never seen a bad penis. I have been very lucky.

Now I'm going to check out dolf's av.....

I once saw one kinda bent at a 45° near the top and I thought, I'm not putting that thing in my mouth...

 

[warrior queen]

Blisters build character.

Not when they're on a penis, they don't

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The conversation with my neighbor on his way to the airport 90 minutes ago was better.


Of course, we were both still half-asleep.


Shovels are less cruel to the hands.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Not when they're on a penis, they don't

This is so very true.

The conversation with my neighbor on his way to the airport 90 minutes ago was better.


Of course, we were both still half-asleep.


Shovels are less cruel to the hands.

It probably was. I'm not pitching my 'A' game. I just took a handful of muscle relaxers.

Of course, now, my penis is in no danger of blisters no matter how hawt dolf's AV is.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think it has to do with the whole penis blister thing. It's "putting me off my feed".


Or maybe it has to do with the fact that I am going to drive an hour out of town here directly to work on some plumbing, which has never been my Favorite Thing.


Stimulus money is green, no matter whose wallet it comes from.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The good thing about plumbing any more is that the sellers of replacement plumbing are getting so clever that you can practically do it all by yourself, especially if you can tape and mud too!


An hour? Damn. Stimulating Exxon too!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, but it's a lovely drive . . .


on a road with numerous local yokel speed traps.


"Sir, your center brake light seems not to be working, and that is an egregious offense."


How egregious? What is the total body count? How many maimed or otherwise injured? How many dollars of property destroyed? Zero for all three??? Asshole, I got yer "egregious" swingin' . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah, I had to replace mine to pass "inspection."

Just seems like a mechanic employment scheme to me...

 

[run_silent]

Nope not clicking on some guy's penis lesions....

I'm glad you said that because I sure as hell wasn't going to open his post to say it.