The Puppy Kicking Thread

[Never]

I've had a few comments/complaints about my being much more friendly than usual. In order to get my meanness factor back to par I've started this Puppy Kicking thread to show how hostile and antisocial I am.

*Kicks a bunch of cute, innocent puppies*
Take that!
And that! *boot*
And some of this you cute innocent puppy! *kick*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No kitten drowning?

Microwaving of chickens?

*kicks puppy*

*Paints pussy lavender*

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

well I was gonna say don't kick the puppys but;.....

*Punts a puppt to the roof*

What else mean are you gonna do?

 

[Never]

That's it people, get into the spirit of meanness.

*cuts Owen the Supercat's tail off and makes it into a bandanna*
Now to steal the canes from elderly posters; anyone over thirty will do.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

That's it people, get into the spirit of meanness.

*cuts Owen the Supercat's tail off and makes it into a bandanna*
Now to steal the canes from elderly posters; anyone over thirty will do.

Good thing you specified over 30......

I need my cane. (not i'm not over 30 so don't think of takeing it)

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I see you've met my puppy. Boris "the bonehead." He ate my family heirloom. He ate an avacado and threw up all over the yeti Chihuahua who rubbed it into the couch. He ate a 2x4. He ate the subwoofer. He ate two video game controls. He ate the roast I'd left on the table while rounding up the crew for dinner. He ate shoes, 5 pair so far. He ate the cover off of Brainsmasher. He ate my Lord of the Rings trilogy. *sighs*

Never, kick him harder. Think Cruella DeVille and how nice his soft puppy dalmatian pelt will feel when you make a string bikini for lavykins out of it.

 

[Laurel]

*cuts Owen the Supercat's tail off and makes it into a bandanna*

 

[Siren]

Oh fuck me Laurel

 

[Rambling Rose]

this thread deserves a stiff kick to the top!

look at Owen....I don't know whether to laugh or cry....I'm gonna go with the laughin'...it just feels too damn good!


*KICK!!!*

 

[Kymberley]

Quick Siren

Another day is too long to wait, no telling what they will do to poor Owen.


The shame of it all. That poor cat will never be able to live out his happy little cat life after being forced to pose for pictures intended to be posted on an internet porn site.

 

[Never]

Oh no! Laurel has become a purveyor of ... kitty porn! *gasps*

 

[modest mouse]

gut wrenching laughter

Just beginning to cruise around this site. Little did I know about the exploits of certain animal models and the trix they play. Got me laughing so hard I almost had to zip up ~


....while kicking puppies may be awful.....I prefer to tell all the Trick-or-Treaters that come by that their parents make them wear the mask because they r ashamed....really gets my Holiday spirit ready for the season.

 

[Kymberley]

Just beginning to cruise around this site. Little did I know about the exploits of certain animal models and the trix they play. Got me laughing so hard I almost had to zip up ~

Sssssshhhhhh everyone.....we might be scaring the little mouse away!

....while kicking puppies may be awful.....I prefer to tell all the Trick-or-Treaters that come by that their parents make them wear the mask because they r ashamed....really gets my Holiday spirit ready for the season.

Nope. False alarm. After reading his next post, I can see he will fit in just fine around this madhouse!

Welcome Mouse.....but watch out for that Owen. He has been mysteriously drugged by the Wicked Laurel and Her Evil Partner Manu, and it is up to Siren to save him from them. But, until then, I would watch out for that cat. No telling when they fed him last, and he might be a little hungry.

 

[modest mouse]

*cough cough*

.....(in deepest voice possible).......


thx kymberly, but I am a man. Or so I like to think.

 

[Kymberley]

Re: *cough cough*

.....(in deepest voice possible).......


thx kymberly, but I am a man. Or so I like to think.

Now see that is all your fault. If you would have posted a naked pic, this never would have happened.

 

[modest mouse]

Kymberly walked into thisone.........

How do I know your gender?

Not all ky(i)m's are female....kym thayall for one.

So I expect some pix very soon or I will(shit, dawns on me that I am powerless)........

 

[Kymberley]

But how many Kyms do you know that are moms?


Read a little, you will see, proud mommy, two sons.


And as for your little threat........


GO AHEAD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I DARE YA

 

[modest mouse]

I tried

So much for playing dumb. It was worth a try.

And dont antagonize me, I will send along some very nasty vibes (gives my monitor the EVIL EYE)

 

[Kymberley]

Re: I tried

So much for playing dumb. It was worth a try.

And dont antagonize me, I will send along some very nasty vibes (gives my monitor the EVIL EYE)

So just how does you handing over your evil eye to the monitor affect me again? And does this mean you are left with only your kind and gentler eye?

 

[modest mouse]

Shocker

When I was a kid I loved this movie calle "Shocker", or something like that. This lunatic could zap himself through eletrical devices, and all hell broke loose.

Well my EVIL EYE has this power. It will soon be rolling all over your home terrorizing small animals and raiding your refrigerator.

You have been warned.

....and yes my good eye is left. It will be hard to explain the eye patch after Halloween.

 

[Rambling Rose]

don't worry mouse

Just tell everyone that Owen did it!

 

[modest mouse]

Good Idea.....

Thats my plan Rose.....

B4 I am done I will have Owen in all kinds of trouble