The Procreation Police

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

That'd be a good band name.

 

[Calamity Jane]

But Lavy... don't you get it. Some people are just genetically superior, and it's in the best interests of all humanity to regulate the 'breeding stock'.

 

[kotori]

Might make a good movie. Let's do a treatment, take a meeting, etc., etc. Now, we need some high concept. Umm. Robocop meets Parenthood? Where's Dixon? I need an agent.

 

[Dillinger]

I heard a comedy routine recently about how stupid people shouldn't be allowed to procreate. It was pretty crude and not that funny.

It also reminds me of some science fiction books I've read...

 

[sunstruck]

But Lavy... don't you get it. Some people are just genetically superior, and it's in the best interests of all humanity to regulate the 'breeding stock'.

Yeah, but I think all the perfect people would get bored with no one to mock regularly.

 

[Calamity Jane]

But mocking is BAD sunstruck. we're all supposed to be nice to each other. Perhaps if we weeded out all the inferior people, we'd all be better behaved.

 

[Rambling Rose]

But...but...I like to mock.

 

[Dillinger]

I prefer my mocking in the company of turtles.

 

[sunstruck]

But mocking is BAD sunstruck. we're all supposed to be nice to each other. Perhaps if we weeded out all the inferior people, we'd all be better behaved.

Life without mocking.....nope...not worth living.

 

[Phoenyx]

I am the most genetically superior male here.
All women inorder to ensure a more genetically perfect species should breed with me.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ya'll are mucking up my mocking, damn it!

 

[Dillinger]

Ya'll are mucking up my mocking, damn it!

Are you saying we're not properly understanding you? *lol*

You know, muck and mock go hand in hand... so why not just fuck a cock?

Where were we?

Ah yes...

1862

THE MOCK TURTLE'S SONG

(Early Version)

by Lewis Carroll

THE MOCK TURTLE'S SONG -

BENEATH the waters of the sea

Are lobsters thick as thick can be-

They love to dance with you and me,

My own, my gentle Salmon! -

CHORUS -

Salmon, come up! Salmon, go down!

Salmon, come twist your tail around!

Of all the fishes of the sea

There's none so good as Salmon! - -

THE END

 

[sunstruck]

Are you saying we're not properly understanding you? *lol*

You know, muck and mock go hand in hand... so why not just fuck a cock?

Where were we?

Ah yes...

1862

THE MOCK TURTLE'S SONG

(Early Version)

by Lewis Carroll

THE MOCK TURTLE'S SONG -

BENEATH the waters of the sea

Are lobsters thick as thick can be-

They love to dance with you and me,

My own, my gentle Salmon! -

CHORUS -

Salmon, come up! Salmon, go down!

Salmon, come twist your tail around!

Of all the fishes of the sea

There's none so good as Salmon! - -

THE END

Damn! I would kill for a spicy salmon roll!

 

[Dillinger]

sunstruck:

In all non-mocking, serious flirting mode...

HAVE I GOT A SALMON ROLL FOR YOU!

 

[Rambling Rose]

*rimshot*