The Problem with Literotica

[AwkwardMD]

Yes - thanks for filling in my laziness. I couldn't be bothered thinking of the whole list.

Nonsense. The list is organic, and never really complete. We're adding new ones all the time. Nobody is keeping track of them all, not even me.

 

[cw5523729]

Nonsense. The list is organic, and never really complete. We're adding new ones all the time. Nobody is keeping track of them all, not even me.

So we need a separate thread for them, is what you're saying?

 

[AwkwardMD]

So we need a separate thread for them, is what you're saying?

With all the on-going problems, we should really be rationing new threads just in case we run out. Wouldn't want to waste one on this.

 

[cw5523729]

With all the on-going problems, we should really be rationing new threads just in case we run out. Wouldn't want to waste one on this.

So we should just commandeer someone else's thread, Robin Hood-style? Steal from the thread rich to give to the thread poor?

 

[AwkwardMD]

So we should just commandeer someone else's thread, Robin Hood-style? Steal from the thread rich to give to the thread poor?

Way ahead of you.

 

[cw5523729]

Heck, if we merged all the threads discussing posting delays, we could free up an entire server room somewhere.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Keeping Awkward and Awkwardly set apart is keeping me a bit ... well ... awkward.

 

[cw5523729]

Keeping Awkward and Awkwardly set apart is keeping me a bit ... well ... awkward.

Are we sure they aren't really the same person? Has anyone seen them together in a room at the same time...?

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Are we sure they aren't really the same person? Has anyone seen them together in a room at the same time...?

Which one is the superhero and which one is the alter ego?

 

[SimonDoom]

@AwkwardMD already has that drinking game covered.

There's a bunch of topics that go through the place on regular cycles, and on occasion a new one rises to the top. At the moment, it's pending stories, a while back it was AI story rejections. The old faithful is the underage rule (will my story breach it?), the non-con content debate, and one or two others. After a while there's a calming predictability about it all, like tides on the beach.

So you're saying the problem is really the tides. It's the moon's fault!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Which one is the superhero and which one is the alter ego?

Which one is the superego?

 

[AwkwardMD]

Which one is the superego?

Me

 

[cw5523729]

Which one is the superhero and which one is the alter ego?

Well, just look at @AwkwardMD's avatar

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Me

Mine is totally bigger.

 

[cw5523729]

I'll bet some unsolicited ego pics are being sent around right now

 

[ElectricBlue]

So you're saying the problem is really the tides. It's the moon's fault!

Could be. It was a full moon the other night, one of these special ones that get a name.

 

[Bamagan]

So you're saying the problem is really the tides. It's the moon's fault!

Lunacy for the win!

 

[AwkwardlySet]

As I mentioned in a different thread, the only thing that stands out as a possibility for the criteria to enter the privileged group is the number of recent submissions? It seems absurd, but that's the only thing I noticed that has some merit, according to what people report. I really hope she has more sense than that.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

As I mentioned in a different thread, the only thing that stands out as a possibility for the criteria to enter the privileged group is the number of recent submissions? It seems absurd, but that's the only thing I noticed that has some merit, according to what people report. I really hope she has more sense than that.

Doesn't seem likely. I went several months without any submissions. My next one took 2 days, then I went almost a month without one, and the next was next day.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Doesn't seem likely. I went several months without any submissions. My next one took 2 days, then I went almost a month without one, and the next was next day.

Yeah, I admit it's not something that seems likely to me, too. I'm just trying to extrapolate something from these different reports, but it all feels too random still.

 

[cw5523729]

 

[KittyOfSteele]

tl;dr - tough titty said the kitty

You people better stop putting words in my mouth and start putting dicks instead.

[THIS USER WAS FLOGGED FOR THIS POST]

 

[Dark_Logan_]

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Just like all the stories sat in purgatory I suspect the use of AI here

 

[TheNovelist2000]

Glazing Laurel achieves nothing. She doesn't really care or has the time to care. Stop convincing yourself that glazing her would prompt her to do something about these pendings. Either she doesn't have the power to solve the problems or doesn't care about them.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

View attachment 2576239Glazing Laurel achieves nothing. She doesn't really care or has the time to care. Stop convincing yourself that glazing her would prompt her to do something about these pendings. Either she doesn't have the power to solve the problems or doesn't care about them.

Nah, you clearly weren't polite enough. Have you not seen what some of the veterans said? Have you not seen the likes on those posts? Go stand in the corner.