The problem with catgirls

[Brandnewbuddy]

The idea comes from my relatives: their neighbors had a massive clan of Orange Tabbys and my relatives knew the names of all of them. So if you didn’t know the context you’d think there was some wild incestous family running around getting into gang fights etc.

The idea: scientists really want to make animal people (catgirls/bunnygirls/etc). Maybe they just have a weird fascination with anthros, maybe they want to make a subservient group that is human enough to be attractive to the mainstream but not too human.

The first and second generation work well and they get released onto the public, where the problems all start. Turns out there’s more than a little animal still in them.

 

[Carnevil9]

This has a hint of "Island of Dr. Moreau" in it. Good opportunity for some erotic horror. But it might be perceived as too close to bestiality for this platform.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

This has a hint of "Island of Dr. Moreau" in it. Good opportunity for some erotic horror. But it might be perceived as too close to bestiality for this platform.

That’s fair and I do see it running up against that issue but I think if it takes a more tongue in cheek approach (with a “be careful what you wish for element” it could work

For example: bunnygirls. Sure, having a fit young woman who is always read to have sex sounds nice, but their population starts exploding. On top of that, their faster metabolism means that they are constantly eating and…needing to go to the bathroom.

So guy gets one and when she arrives she’s in the full outfit and DTF…3 months later he’s calling customer service as she’s pregnant with her third litter, she’s eaten everything in the home, clogged the toilet, and they forgot to tell him rabbits have continually growing teeth so she’s always wanting to gnaw on something. Also when she kicks him out of bed, she sends him flying.

 

[Carnevil9]

That would be a great humor story!

Maybe you could skirt the bestiality issue if the bunnygirl was created using recombinant DNA with a human?

 

[33RPMVinylPants]

Could be a take one of those "Fertility is dropping and humanity is going extinct" dystopia settings.

A last ditch effort to save the human race, scientists start genesplicing animal DNA into people to boost libidos and encourage litter births.

Side effects may include big floppy bunny ears or going into heat for the girls who get the bunny or cat treatment, and Horsecock syndrome or wolfpack behaviors for the guys who get the horse or wolf injections.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Or pig girls/guys: maybe not the most popular type in this world but with higher intelligence they tend to buck a lot of the animal eccentricities out and are great supports. Sure you gotta keep them cool but people tend to really enjoy their company.

Of course then people take them camping and well…

Before the trip:
Woman: what up fam! Me and Sir Porksalot are going to be offline for a few days but when we come come back we’ll show off all of our camping vids! Sir Porksalot! Show off your cute little outfit!

SP: (adorable little pig guy) of course! You always pick out the best outfits for me, mistress!

Woman: isn’t he cute?

After the trip:

Woman: so uh…Daddy, I mean, Lord Porksalot and I had a bit of change in our power dynamic over our trip. *groans* We had a really great rutting-bonding experience and we’re now equal *starts bouncing up and down in LP’s lap* mates-I mean, partners. Oh god just breed me already!

LP: *muscular, hairy boar man* sorry fam, camping videos might take awhile and will be on a different platform. Seems I’m not the only one who went a little feral in the woods.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Well, in the wild, animals are very inclined to not inbreed... Unless they're domestics gone feral, for some reason that's been bred out of the little scamps.

Does sound like a fun premise though!

 

[33RPMVinylPants]

Cuck puts out an ad looking for a bull

Gets an actual bull

 

[Rob_Royale]

But it might be perceived as too close to bestiality for this platform.

Hmm. If the writer describes them like Cheetara from Thundercats, I wouldn't think so. Would fit nicely in non-human.

On a side note, this has me remembering a particularly curvy actress I once saw on stage at a showing of the musical, Cats. Rowr!

 

[NuclearFairy]

On a side note, this has me remembering a particularly curvy actress I once saw on stage at a showing of the musical, Cats. Rowr!

What if no one in that musical was in costume, what if someone through witchery or science turned the actors and actresses into that so that they could better portray their characters?

 

[Aviastroitel]

"The Problem with Catgirls"

Great title (almost) for a Lee Meriweather - Julie Newmar - Eartha Kitt catfight for Adam West's affections that degenerates / evolves into "138" (two 69s) before becoming a five way including Burt Ward.

Heck, toss in Burgess Meredith, Cesar Romero, and Frank Gorshin and have a party!

And there are threads online that say Tina Louise was contacted about playing Poison Ivy in a (later canceled) 4th season.

(Newspaper Headline) "CRIME RATE HITS ALL TIME LOW AS DYNAMIC DUO DOUBLE TEAM"

 

[dirk2024]

What if no one in that musical was in costume, what if someone through witchery or science turned the actors and actresses into that so that they could better portray their characters?

That would create a shedding problem.

 

[NuclearFairy]

That would create a shedding problem.

Well, the title of the thread is, "The problem with catgirls." Sooo... that tracks.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Anthro stories? Yuck, who would read that?



Jim owes Frank money and Jim tries to tell him he'll give him an IOU. It's the fifth one in a month.
Frank: "Oh no, you're not going to weasel your way out of this one!"
Jim: "I'm a stoat, you speciesist pig!"
Frank: *oinks*

 

[anthrodisiac]

The real problem with catgirls: Hairballs.

 

[anthrodisiac]

The sequel: The problem with dogboys.

Husky anthro is cheating with his neighbor's human wife.
Lissa: "Max, you better hurry, we only have five minutes before-"
Max: *knots her* "... Sorry, what'd you say?"
Lissa: "...before my husband gets home."

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

The platypus girl/guy

Scientist: …platypus doesn’t even make sense normally. Did we expect anything other than a howling void of chaos?

Horse girls:

Scientist: …we’re being sued by Cygames.

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I was thinking that maybe the series could be called “don’t ask about the catgirls” with a catgirl never appearing and just the various issues whenever someone asks about one.

“Look, we tried making cougars by mixing a little Cougar DNA in…it’s not like anyone died…according to the settlement.”

“So we actually had better success with the furrier variant…but they wouldn’t stop shedding.”

“What was the problem? Well, here’s my cat, Gregory. He’s big on kissing and licking palms to see if there’s any food or sweat on them…note how rough that is? Now imagine if it was human sized and was rubbing against a much more sensitive part of your anatomy.”

“We only had one success: she was perfect. Just a tail and ears like the consumers always wanted. Mild but playful attitude. Had periods of going into heat but enjoyed sex even when she wasn’t”

“So what was the problem?”

“Well, turns out her dander was like a cat and our unlucky tester found out he was allergic half way through a very intimate encounter…some nights I still see the rashes

 

[anthrodisiac]

The platypus girl/guy

Scientist: …platypus doesn’t even make sense normally. Did we expect anything other than a howling void of chaos?

Horse girls:

Scientist: …we’re being sued by Cygames.

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I was thinking that maybe the series could be called “don’t ask about the catgirls” with a catgirl never appearing and just the various issues whenever someone asks about one.

“Look, we tried making cougars by mixing a little Cougar DNA in…it’s not like anyone died…according to the settlement.”

“So we actually had better success with the furrier variant…but they wouldn’t stop shedding.”

“What was the problem? Well, here’s my cat, Gregory. He’s big on kissing and licking palms to see if there’s any food or sweat on them…note how rough that is? Now imagine if it was human sized and was rubbing against a much more sensitive part of your anatomy.”

“We only had one success: she was perfect. Just a tail and ears like the consumers always wanted. Mild but playful attitude. Had periods of going into heat but enjoyed sex even when she wasn’t”

“So what was the problem?”

“Well, turns out her dander was like a cat and our unlucky tester found out he was allergic half way through a very intimate encounter…some nights I still see the rashes

Also, you should see the size of the fleas on these things.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

“We did try some avian variations: but clients wanted functional wings so that was a bust…we did get a duck man though.”

“He looks like a normal guy.”

“Yeah, we didn’t want to get sued so we minimized duck features to sexual organs…George, could you lower your pants?”

“Oh god!”

“Yeah, the length is impressive but the explosive way it shoots out isn’t the best…he did once get a gig on the rodeo circuit making a lasso out of it”

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“Here’s our newest product: opossum girl! Everyone give a big hand to her!”

“Did she die?”

“No. Just play-being an opossum. We feel she has a lot of potential. Normal opossums have the risk of tuberculosis, but vaccines take care of that! Flea and tick shampoo take care of pests and as long as the clients don’t have pools or unsecured trash cans, I think she’ll be a big hit! …and she’s eating the insulation.”

“If you were going to start using trash eating animals, why didn’t you just use a raccoon?”

“They started bathing the clients.”

“What’s wrong with…oh.”