The Princess Bride

[Blade409]

Wouldn’t this be a perfect story to put an erotic spin on?


I mean, just think of it, Buttercup & Wesley, Buttercup & Humperdinck, Mad Max could make a potion to make his wife super hot, and Inigo could have to pleasure her because they don’t have much money.

There are so many avenues this could go!

 

[Blade409]

Exactly!

That could used in such a dirty & fun way!

Thank you for getting it.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

I have a thing against the Princess Bride because i never seen it and when anybody finds out they be like WHAT???!!! WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN PRINCESS BRIDE!!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE!!! LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!! RIGHT NOWWWW!!!!!!

I mean come on. Wtf

 

[Blade409]

Reproductive
Organs
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Size

That is genius! I have no idea what to do with it. But it is genius nonetheless!!!

 

[Blade409]

I have a thing against the Princess Bride because i never seen it and when anybody finds out they be like WHAT???!!! WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN PRINCESS BRIDE!!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE!!! LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!! RIGHT NOWWWW!!!!!!

I mean come on. Wtf

I am not going to react that way, but it is a wonderful movie. You should make time to watch it at your leisure, and I’m sure you will enjoy it.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

At this point in my life I have decided I WILL NOT EVER WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

I am not going to react that way, but it is a wonderful movie. You should make time to watch it at your leisure, and I’m sure you will enjoy it.

But thanks

 

[Blade409]

Thanks!

you are welcome to use it, or maybe we can collaborate together on a story

I would love to collaborate! Who are some of the pairing you think we need? I definitely think Buttercup has to sleep with Veccini & Inigo on the boat after she is kidnapped. Their postcoital confusion can be when she tries to escape.

 

[Blade409]

At this point in my life I have decided I WILL NOT EVER WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE

That is your right, but I do think you are missing out. Plus I doubt you’ll get any of the stuff we discuss in here.

 

[Blade409]

definitely need to use the six fingered man...that alone leads to some ideas

That sounds like you’d like to spend an hour or two with the 6 fingers man…

 

[ronde]

May you stumble blindly into the Fire Swamp and experience the ROUS's nibbling on your private parts for thinking of defiling such a wonderful fairy tale.

 

[Blade409]

Why do I get the feeling you wouldn’t mind if Hump-Her-Dink also had his knickers down & was somewhere near your mouth…

Just a sense I’m getting.

 

[Blade409]

May you stumble blindly into the Fire Swamp and experience the ROUS's nibbling on your private parts for thinking of defiling such a wonderful fairy tale.

Sorry. But why not? It’s not sacred, it’s a freakin movie with Fred Savage & Cary Elwes.

 

[Blade409]

definitely need to elaborate on "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

OMG! That has to be said while she is tittyfucking Wesley, right?!?!?

 

[Blade409]

But thanks

You’re quite welcome.

 

[Blade409]

definitely need to elaborate on "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

Could we find a giant woman as a love interest for Fessik? Or maybe we see Wesley become the Dread Pirate Roberts, but he has to lay an entire female crew on another ship, instead of slaying them???

 

[MikeXIrons]

At the very least a prequil to the Pricess Bride telling all the tales of the Dread Pirate Roberts. I’m sure he was a rakish pirate who made the maidens swoon… not to mention the raiding and plundering and taking young lasses captive.

 

[Rob_Royale]

This is good stuff. We do have fan fiction challenge coming this September that this would be perfect for. Maybe @sirhugs could pin this or another thread for the that because I've got lots of ideas.

 

[Benny98]

The brute squad would be good to use for a gang bang scene. They could go around from house to house and use both men and women.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Mad Max could make a potion to make his wife super hot, and Inigo could have to pleasure her because they don’t have much money.

Or nix the potion and just have Inigo have to pleasure the old woman while Mad Max sits there with a bag of peanuts critiquing him, and the wife arguing with her husband over the advice and criticisms.

Inigo could be silent the whole time, except for his internal monologue that is both irritated and finding the whole situation oddly arousing.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Inigo could be silent the whole time, except for his internal monologue that is both irritated and finding the whole situation oddly arousing.

Another thought I had, was instead of him the internal monologue, Fezzik asks him afterwards how it went, and he replies, "It was at once the most irritating and satisfying sex of my life." To which Fezzik responds, "Oh, so you were a virgin then." Then it takes the flabbergasted Inigo a moment to spit out, "No!"

 

[Blade409]

Or nix the potion and just have Inigo have to pleasure the old woman while Mad Max sits there with a bag of peanuts critiquing him, and the wife arguing with her husband over the advice and criticisms.

Inigo could be silent the whole time, except for his internal monologue that is both irritated and finding the whole situation oddly arousing.

I like this idea, but we are making this for an audience, and I’m not sure said audience wants to picture wrinkly old Carol Kane as she was in the film, even cutting her age down by 30 years, making her somewhere around 60 for the sexual “payment” I think gives the reader some more enjoyment than hearing bones creaking & getting a skin rash from all the wrinkles.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I like this idea, but we are making this for an audience, and I’m not sure said audience wants to picture wrinkly old Carol Kane as she was in the film, even cutting her age down by 30 years, making her somewhere around 60 for the sexual “payment” I think gives the reader some more enjoyment than hearing bones creaking & getting a skin rash from all the wrinkles.

You might be surprised at what some people are into. But yeah, might reach a wider audience with a younger woman.

 

[Blade409]

You might be surprised at what some people are into. But yeah, might reach a wider audience with a younger woman.

I am not here to kink shame, if someone wants to write that section of the story with a 99 year old Mrs. Max, I’m here for it, just not my particular brand of vodka…

 

[Blade409]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I fucked your mother. *unzips and unleashes his huge cock* Prepare to die...of pleasure.

So, do we make Count Rugan bi? Or does he cuckold Count Rugan & fuck Count Rugan’s daughter. (She & Inigo would be about the same age) And instead of death, the revenge on the count is that his grandson is the offspring of Inigo… that’s actually pretty good & properly dark.