The power of the pussy

[sunstruck]

Ya know, I've just been sitting here balencing some books and thinking about the situation in Iraq, world politics (I fell asleep watching Ask the Prime Minister last night, love that show) and the pussy.

Basically George W wants to go into Iraq and take away any Weapons of Mass Destruction that Sandam may have hidden away because we, the American people and Alied Nations, don't think he is responsible or well, sane enough to have them.

So then someone sent me something that made me think about the pussy. Forget WMD. The pussy is the most powerful weapon known to mankind. Wars are fought for it, fortunes are lost over it, empires have fallen to it.

So who regulates the pussy possesion? I mean, I think we all know there are some women out there who missuse their pussy on a regular basis. They manipulate with it, scam with it, steal with it. I'd say that's pretty piss poor (no pun intended) use of what really should be a wonderful thing.

I think we need a task force, and before all the men jump up and try to enlist, forget it. You have no power over the pussy and we don't have the ability to deal with anymore casualties.

Missuse your pussy too often, and we sew it the fuck up.

Thank you.

 

[Guest]

Can you give assistance in misusing my dick?

 

[intrigued]

Ya know, I've just been sitting here balencing some books and thinking about the situation in Iraq, world politics (I fell asleep watching Ask the Prime Minister last night, love that show) and the pussy.

Basically George W wants to go into Iraq and take away any Weapons of Mass Destruction that Sandam may have hidden away because we, the American people and Alied Nations, don't think he is responsible or well, sane enough to have them.

So then someone sent me something that made me think about the pussy. Forget WMD. The pussy is the most powerful weapon known to mankind. Wars are fought for it, fortunes are lost over it, empires have fallen to it.

So who regulates the pussy possesion? I mean, I think we all know there are some women out there who missuse their pussy on a regular basis. They manipulate with it, scam with it, steal with it. I'd say that's pretty piss poor (no pun intended) use of what really should be a wonderful thing.

I think we need a task force, and before all the men jump up and try to enlist, forget it. You have no power over the pussy and we don't have the ability to deal with anymore casualties.

Missuse your pussy too often, and we sew it the fuck up.

Thank you.

Is there a question in here somewhere? I mean, what is, is.

 

[Shadowann2]

I think this is a wonderful idea! Someone needs to be responsible for those who don't know how to be!

 

[sunstruck]

No question. lol Just cometary.

Feel free to respond however you want.

 

[Linedrive]

We're such simple minded, easy to please, one dimensional and one focused cell masses...me mean no harm to your planet.

 

[Black_Bird]

Quite to the contrary, I think it would be a shame to attempt to enforce cunt regulations. I mean, how would we go about deciding who should and who should not have a cunt? Is it my business to say that a man who wishes to have a cunt can not? Is it my business to say that a woman who wishes to forsake her cunt should not be allowed?

Further more, I think there are plenty of natural restrictions already placed on cunts; these being childbirth, periods, and menopause. These natural restrictions on the misuse of cunt have, in the past, prevented women from abusing the power they naturally have over men.

The next question would be, what about breast misuse; well, ladies, that's why the bra was developed.

 

[intrigued]

No question. lol Just cometary.

Feel free to respond however you want.

Lol, I believe I did....

I'll elaborate though...its not the pussy in and of itself, (OKOK, thats debatable) it's the wiles and what not's of the woman attached to it. Even withholding pussy works.

 

[sunstruck]

The next question would be, what about breast misuse; well, ladies, that's why the bra was developed.

True, but breasts are really a half goal. In order to do any real damage there has to be a promise of pussy.

I mean how many men would give over their life savings for a boob grope? No matter how luscious and perfect the boob in question. But for pussy? Happens all the time.

 

[Lancecastor]

Feel free to respond however you want.

I vote you sew your typing fingers shut while you're at it.

Ha!

 

[Rubyfruit]

All I know is that my pussy needs some tender, lov'n care right now.

 

[Black_Bird]

True, but breasts are really a half goal. In order to do any real damage there has to be a promise of pussy.

I mean how many men would give over their life savings for a boob grope? No matter how luscious and perfect the boob in question. But for pussy? Happens all the time.

This is true, but as I explained before, there are plenty of natural restrictions placed upon pussies and they seem to work, otherwise men would not be the dominant gender.

The only alternative I see, is resorting to using ass as a weapon, but men already have developed a powerful counter-measure so well... pull my finger.

 

[Black_Bird]

All I know is that my pussy needs some tender, lov'n care right now.

Aw! Does it need to be petted or played with?

 

[intrigued]

Quite to the contrary, I think it would be a shame to attempt to enforce cunt regulations. I mean, how would we go about deciding who should and who should not have a cunt? Is it my business to say that a man who wishes to have a cunt can not? Is it my business to say that a woman who wishes to forsake her cunt should not be allowed?

Further more, I think there are plenty of natural restrictions already placed on cunts; these being childbirth, periods, and menopause. These natural restrictions on the misuse of cunt have, in the past, prevented women from abusing the power they naturally have over men.

The next question would be, what about breast misuse; well, ladies, that's why the bra was developed.

and the

nah...I better leave before this gets any more whacked.

I took this thread humorously...I must have been wrong again.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Aw! Does it need to be petted or played with?

I think it needs some petting and some gentle licking today.

Thanks.

 

[Black_Bird]

and the

nah...I better leave before this gets any more whacked.

I took this thread humorously...I must have been wrong again.

Um. So did I....

 

[Black_Bird]

I think it needs some petting and some gentle licking today.

Thanks.

Hmm... Don't cats usually clean themselves?

...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

is there not a classic movie line stating the reason men hate women? Something along the lines that they control half the worlds money and all the pussy...yas, I think that is it...

 

[Guest]

All I know is that my pussy needs some tender, lov'n care right now.

K

 

[sunstruck]

and the

nah...I better leave before this gets any more whacked.

I took this thread humorously...I must have been wrong again.

It is! lol Storm is just playing.

 

[Guest]

It is! lol Storm is just playing.

Always

 

[Rambrat]

True, but breasts are really a half goal. In order to do any real damage there has to be a promise of pussy.

I mean how many men would give over their life savings for a boob grope? No matter how luscious and perfect the boob in question. But for pussy? Happens all the time.

I really hate you...