The Political ads are getting too nasty.

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sources for "Attack Ads, Circa 1800"
Oct. 29, 2010 9:30 am

For those interested, here are some of our sources for the statements made in "Attack Ads, Circa 1800."

John Adams is a blind, bald crippled toothless man

http://books.google.com/books?id=GH...=adams blind, bald crippled toothless&f=false

who secretly wants to start a war with France.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/sep/19/going-negative-is-in-the-dna-of-our-democracy/

While he’s not busy importing mistresses from Europe

http://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/historyonline/scandal.cfm

he’s trying to marry one of his sons to a daughter of King George III.

http://millercenter.org/academic/americanpresident/adams/essays/biography/3

John Adams is a hideous hermaphroditical character with neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-08-22/...hemings-vice-president-jefferson?_s=PM:LIVING

Murder, robbery, rape, adultery and incest will be openly taught and practiced, the air will be rent with the cries of the distressed, the soil will be soaked with blood and the nation black with crimes.

http://millercenter.org/academic/americanpresident/jefferson/essays/biography/3

Are you prepared to see your dwellings in flames? Female chastity violated? Children writhing on the pike?

http://books.google.com/books?id=YO...="female chastity violated" "children&f=false

Jefferson is the son of a half-breed Indian squaw raised on hoe-cakes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_People_and_Their_Place_in_History

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08036/854713-51.stm

Hamilton is a Creole bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1071513/posts



Hoe cakes cracks me up...



http://reason.com/blog/2010/10/29/sources-for-attack-ads-circa-1

 

[Liar]

Person politics. And it's inevitable cancer.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Person politics. And it's inevitable cancer.

Is it?



... its denotes possession, the odd exception to the rule.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Note that we are still marrying our daughters off to heirs to the crown...





(If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out. )

 

[Recidiva]

The addition of nationwide media access does make politicians more honest in what they say to different groups and what accusations and promises they make.

The political promises and insults that would be tailored to each whistle stop on a campaign were scaaaaawy things.

Mmm. Hoe cake.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/hoecakes-recipe/index.html


I think it's a Comanchero dish.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Feed me hoe cake woman!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/hoecakes-recipe/index.html


I think it's a Comanchero dish.

Are you not prepared to see your dwellings in flames?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Are you not prepared to see your dwellings in flames?

No, not at all.


I do as Sura says . . . "kill them all."

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, not at all.


I do as Sura says . . . "kill them all."

Creole bastard!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Creole bastard!

Hardly. Too many Teutons in my family tree.


No Boudreaus or Thibadauxs either.


But I did see a fat bastard on TV last night named Thibadaux. He has a killer Camaro, but the guy in the other lane had one that was just a tad better.


And it was hauling 200 fewer pounds, too.


That was a fat Cajun bastard.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We know you're the grandson of a Creole mailman!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, he was an ice man, and he was irish.


Or Welsh.


Actually, there really is a funny story there, but one more generation removed.


I think that I should like to see
some scoundrels in my family tree . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

In an octopussy garden with me!


I need to import me some more European mistresses. Ukrainian brides...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Now you're talkin'.


Ten Bears would give us the entire west coast for a handful of them.


Then we could live in teepees after all.


And drive the latest greatest Model A's.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My mule is highly insulted at the quality of squaw that he has been traded for...!

 

[Liar]

Hoe cake.
Any good?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

As he should be.


No worries.


I shall apologize to him.


Maybe later.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My hermaphroditic mule likes hoe cakes but not hos...



He might be a racist or a jackass of discerning taste; I am not sure of which.

 

[Recidiva]

Hoe cake.
Any good?

If the hoe is reasonably clean.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

How many hos will fit in a model A anyway?


Someone needs to experiment, and it might as well be me.


Do they even have any model A's in Ukraine?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mini-hos okay?

 

[Recidiva]

Mini-hos okay?

Preferably cast iron with enough thickness to hold the heat.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My candidate bakes hoecakes.


Your candidate does nasty sexually-oriented things with/to them.


And speaks with the double tongue.


So the hoecakes are doubly tasty.

 

[Liar]

My candidate bakes hoecakes.


Your candidate does nasty sexually-oriented things with/to them.

Well, I vote for candidates I can relate to.