The PMS Cure

[canadiancutie]

Chocolate works for me.

....I miss chocolate

 

[h_i_s]

Chocolate works for me.

me too ...

One of my fav quotes: "Forget love. i want to fall in chocolate.".

 

[rosco rathbone]

*patriarchal bump*

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Just once I wish you men could expreience PMS from a woman's prespective.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Just once I wish you men could expreience PMS from a woman's prespective.

Experienceing it from the man's perspective is more than enough.

The cure works, by the way. Some tears will flow but then you feel much much better.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Ah yes well that would cure about anything I'm thinking if used correctly but tears, I doubt that very much.
PMS IS the only thing that can make me cry.

Experienceing it from the man's perspective is more than enough.

The cure works, by the way. Some tears will flow but then you feel much much better.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Ah yes well that would cure about anything I'm thinking if used correctly but tears, I doubt that very much.
PMS IS the only thing that can make me cry.

I guess you are a hard nut to crack.

I'm talking about curing the bitchies, the itchies, the spiralling aggravation, anxiety, fur rubbed the wrong way....I've found the strap to be most efficacious--if followed with love. Even a bare hand works, really. I just like that picture because that's my exact belt. (Well worn).

 

[Blushing Bottom]

OK sold I'll try it and it just so happens that..well you know.

I guess you are a hard nut to crack.

I'm talking about curing the bitchies, the itchies, the spiralling aggravation, anxiety, fur rubbed the wrong way....I've found the strap to be most efficacious--if followed with love. Even a bare hand works, really. I just like that picture because that's my exact belt. (Well worn).

 

[Caitlynne]

I'm talking about curing the bitchies, the itchies, the spiralling aggravation, anxiety, fur rubbed the wrong way....I've found the strap to be most efficacious--if followed with love. Even a bare hand works, really. I just like that picture because that's my exact belt. (Well worn).

You certainly know the way to a girl's heart now don't you.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You certainly know the way to a girl's heart now don't you.

Don't you feel kind of sorry for folks to whom my PMS cure is simply out of the question?

"bend over dear, I learned this on the internet today"....

 

[Caitlynne]

Don't you feel kind of sorry for folks to whom my PMS cure is simply out of the question?

"bend over dear, I learned this on the internet today"....

As a matter of fact I do feel sorry for them.

To be frank, there is nothing quite like a good thrashing to level out whatever ails ya. Why people would let themselves really suffer, when it can all be made so much better with a little physical attention.. is beyond me!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

As a matter of fact I do feel sorry for them.

To be frank, there is nothing quite like a good thrashing to level out whatever ails ya. Why people would let themselves really suffer, when it can all be made so much better with a little physical attention.. is beyond me!!

It's also an excellent way to clear the air after a fight-many of which seem to happen during PMS time, curiously enough.

 

[Caitlynne]

It's also an excellent way to clear the air after a fight-many of which seem to happen during PMS time, curiously enough.

LOL... curiously enough!

As I recall, it was a sure fire way of settling things once and for all, in the shortest amount of time, and to everyone's satisfaction.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

The more you talk the more I'm inclined to believe you. I know my sweetness lives in my ass and a good whipping will bring it out every time.

So why not a cure for PMS. Stranger things have happened.

Don't you feel kind of sorry for folks to whom my PMS cure is simply out of the question?

"bend over dear, I learned this on the internet today"....

 

[graceanne]

I know my sweetness lives in my ass and a good whipping will bring it out every time.

*giggles*

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Well it's true.

I don't have all those cookies so I have to keep it somewhere.

*giggles*

 

[graceanne]

Well it's true.

I don't have all those cookies so I have to keep it somewhere.

I'm sure it's true, but the whole phrase just tickles my funny bone. hehe

 

[raven2]

Well it's true.

I don't have all those cookies so I have to keep it somewhere.

Mmmmmm Sweet cookies! *reaches for the paddle*

 

[Blushing Bottom]

*giggling*

mine too

I'm sure it's true, but the whole phrase just tickles my funny bone. hehe

 

[raven2]

The more you talk the more I'm inclined to believe you. I know my sweetness lives in my ass and a good whipping will bring it out every time.

Is it something like whipped cream?

 

[brioche]

I don't know if I'm going to have PMS anymore. My doctor's dealing with my iron-deficiency anemia by altering my birth control prescription so that I'll only have 4 periods a year. Or maybe 3. I forget. The hematologist kept saying things would get better in 3 months and I would say they wouldn't, I knew my body, and he eventually told me he didn't want to see me for a year, there was nothing he could do for me.
So far though my body is adjusting so ...let's say I've been losing little bits of iron for the last 5 weeks. I think it's just confused.
That being said, I found going on the pill very helpful so far as PMS went.
I still bloat and all, but the emotional stuff was much better.
Or maybe it was just age.
One of my friends gave me a keychain once that said "I don't suffer from PMS but everyone around me does!" when I was in high school.

If it came back I'd be willing to try this though...

 

[shy slave]

Brioche I would bet on PMS disapparing, my sister had a hysterectomy over 15 yrs ago and still gets it.

As for me, I am with BB in that I end up crying very quickly, and if I am in the wrong mood and that belt headed my way it could easily end up being wrapped around male body parts until the blood flow is severely restricted lol

 

[Caitlynne]

Maybe I was just weird then, but there was something about having a good reason to cry that let me get it all out. That, and I think that the endorphins must have pumped something into my body so a chemical change occurred. Something about a good whooping that just made everything fine again. Like some accelerated fast action PMS thing. I used to just get it all over at one time [although I'm no longer a victim of PMS--which is nice for everyone].

 

[graceanne]

I don't really pms. Not since I had my first child. I also don't cramp. Well not from the periods, I cramp cause my period's send me straight into a flare up. If your colon was bleeding you'd cramp, too. lol

 

[rosco rathbone]

I know my sweetness lives in my ass and a good whipping will bring it out every time.

This is a great line.