The Plumber

[TheBigCheese123]

Hi, this is my first post on any of the forums, I’m wondering if this idea is worth writing, or if it’d be too cheesy to bear.

A slightly ironic, self aware story about a plumber who arrives at a house owned and used by pornstars. After being able to watch a few scenes being filmed live, someone assumes that he’s one of the actors, and has some fun with him pre-shoot - eventually leading to him being part of the porno.

 

[sirhugs]

should work. but is he immensely enrowed? In a porno that would be inevitable, but in a Lit story, you could play with the trope.

 

[ericrodman101]

You could have him mistaken for a porn actor from the start. He turns up dressed as a plumber carrying his tools, knocks on the door where the porno is about to be filmed and is told to wait in a room. Maybe other tradesmen arrive, an electrician, a painter, a window cleaner, etc and they all wait to be called. I imagine him having strange conversations about the owners getting so much work done and they look at him like he is a nut job. One by one they are called and leave the room, but they disrobe first down to their underpants and fold their clothes, which utterly confuses him. And then when he is called, someone looks in at the door and asks why he isn’t undressed. Thinking it’s some kind of eccentric person who has contracted him and pays tradesmen to work scantily clad, he undresses and leaves his underpants on, steps into the kitchen and the thick of the orgy. Before he can explain he’s there to unblock the pipes, he’s unblocking the pipes.

 

[Carnevil9]

Sounds like a great story idea. Nothing wrong with cheesy; there's an audience for everything. It's best if you give a succinct story description to go along with the title so people know if they want to read it or not.

Oh, and welcome to the forums!

 

[sirhugs]

Sounds like a great story idea. Nothing wrong with cheesy; there's an audience for everything. It's best if you give a succinct story description to go along with the title so people know if they want to read it or not.

Oh, and welcome to the forums!

If you want cheesy shouldn't he be an exterminator?