The plant jizz question thread

[MSH2]

this arose as part of a discussion.

Which is worse? being used for sex by plants? and essentially having plants cum all over you so that you can do spread the cum over new plants? (Polinating plants)

Or eating the plant fetuses and pooping them out in another location? (eating fruits and pooping the seeds)



Enquiring minds need to know

 

[sirius65]

If this about sex in a garden or a greenhouse, i'm in.

 

[Lovely2222]

Pollination is better.


Shit! You mean all this time I could have said I was really studying botany!!

 

[elli1]

this arose as part of a discussion.

Which is worse? being used for sex by plants? and essentially having plants cum all over you so that you can do spread the cum over new plants? (Polinating plants)

Or eating the plant fetuses and pooping them out in another location? (eating fruits and pooping the seeds)



Enquiring minds need to know

i'd rather have cum all over me than eat a fetus, but i might be weird like that....

 

[Lovely2222]

i'd rather have cum all over me than eat a fetus, but i might be weird like that....

That makes two of us...

 

[elli1]

wait, i just remembered i'm allergic to most plant cum... fuck

 

[Lovely2222]

I thought to myself what type of mind comes up with such a thread. Then I realized that is my third post in said thread.

Perhaps it ain't him, but me.....

 

[Lovely2222]

wait, i just remembered i'm allergic to most plant cum... fuck

Precisely!!!!!

 

[MSH2]

I thought to myself what type of mind comes up with such a thread. Then I realized that is my third post in said thread.

Perhaps it ain't him, but me.....

*nonchallantly points towards Elli*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*nonchallantly points towards Elli*

*mock surprise*

 

[Lovely2222]

*nonchallantly points towards Elli*

A ha!!! You people are up to shenanigans and I wasn't invited!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

feed me, Seymour.

 

[elli1]

*mock surprise*

lil elli is a curious girl

 

[MSH2]

lil elli is a curious girl

Yup, she wanted to know about the birds and the bees, so cute

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yup, she wanted to know about the birds and the bees, so cute

*chirp* *chirp*

 

[MSH2]

*chirp* *chirp*

yes, you're cute too

 

[elli1]

*chirp* *chirp*

no, that's a cricket, you got it all wrong

 

[MSH2]

no, that's a cricket, you got it all wrong

Yup, they're not involved in the great Plant Sex Conspiracy

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

yes, you're cute too

thank you. *giggles*

no, that's a cricket, you got it all wrong

you're dumb.

 

[sereneone4u]

Just when I think I have heard everything...

 

[beachbaby179]

Just when I think I have heard everything...

I said the same thing yesterday during the calf butchering conversation. Smh... Hee hee!

 

[elli1]

Just when I think I have heard everything...

one never stops learning and thinking "wtf?"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

one never stops learning and thinking "wtf?"

*nods*

 

[Bitesback]

I've never considered this enquiry before... Maybe I should be more careful next time I toss a salad

 

[sirius65]

Is there anything more erotic and more healthy than tossing a salad? Not very filling though, shame.