The Pissing Contest

[sirhugs]

A mixed group is picnicking in a secluded clearing. since it is not a proper park, there is no proper privy. The women discretely go into the trees to piss, but after a couple of beers, the guys just go to the edge of the clearing and turn their backs.

A couple more beer later, two of the guys go at once. One says to the other, "remember how we used to have pissing contests when we were kids?"

"Sure - who could pee furthest."

Well, guys being guys, after another beer, they are ready to try it again. They ask the women to judge. Which means the women see their cocks.

After a best out of three on distance, the loser proposes to see who can aim best. After the first round, the loser asks one of the women to aim the cock for him ...

Things to decide if you want to write it or just kibitz:
~ are there just two guys or more?
~ how many women?
~are they couples? co workers? students together? or is it a family reunion?
~ what sort of sex ensues?

 

[Leon_k]

~ are there just two guys or more?

More the merrier, it's a competition after all!!

~ how many women?

See above answer, but of diverse age and body group from skinny shaven teens to thick jungle-bushed milfs

~are they couples? co workers? students together? or is it a family reunion?

A hillbilly family reunion sounds very convincing.

~ what sort of sex ensues?

Incestuous.

 

[Carnevil9]

Reminds me of the story about the girl who challenges her boyfriend to a pissing contest, whoever gets the most distance wins. The BF happily accepts. Just as they are about to start, she adds one rule: "No hands!".......Carney

 

[shesnotcheating]

Drunk and highly competitive, remembering only that he always won these contests, hubby lines up with the other four guys. But, he's suddenly reminded why he and his wife never go skinny-dipping with the other couples - indeed, he's kept these excursions secret from his wife - when she gasps and exclaims, "My goodness, the other guys are all at least twice as big as you, honey."