The Pinball Teachers

[Fantasies_only]

The concept is school children play at a pinball arcade at recess, and after school, those quarters go towards a peep show for their older brothers and sisters.

I decided a novel approach to all this (not pornographic) would be to have a story based on reality (mild adult scenes).
Since it is real, legal issues, health issues, emotional issues, and most importantly, moral and ethical issues would have to be considered.

I find something immoral about paying money (or merchandise) to see nudity, however, if the same amount is paid anyway, and someone just happens to be undressing at the same time (such as pinball games for a peep show) then I don't feel too bad about it.

Let me assure you, although the highschool kids are minors, they see no nudity or are in any sexual scene.


Rules for customers:
Nobody under 18 may enter the back rooms of arcade (adult rooms on second floor).
All males under 33 must be accompanied by parent or wife.
Parent or wife may participate in peep show if desired (unless father or gay male).
Tip is not necessary.

Rules for non customers:
You will not get paid extra money for stripping.
Stripping for customers will not be considered a job, but a hobby.
Non customers will not be called workers, but hobbyists.
You will be paid the standard rate (minimum wage) for arcade workers.
You will not be required to strip, but you are required to come to work (health permitted).
Advanced stripping will require touching body parts (including genitals) of the same gender.

Pricing:
25 cents for 20 minutes a day.
50 cents for 40 minutes a day.
75 cents for an hour a day.
4 quarters for an hour and a half.

Customers are allowed private showings with chaperone and parent or wife.
Minors must not be allowed on premises during private shows (we can make arrangements ahead of time).

How many people (females/non nudists) here would strip in public for free?

By the way, I didn't say this is my reality or present day reality.

 

[GratefulFred]

The concept is school children play at a pinball arcade at recess, and after school, those quarters go towards a peep show for their older brothers and sisters.

I decided a novel approach to all this (not pornographic) would be to have a story based on reality (mild adult scenes).
Since it is real, legal issues, health issues, emotional issues, and most importantly, moral and ethical issues would have to be considered.

I find something immoral about paying money (or merchandise) to see nudity, however, if the same amount is paid anyway, and someone just happens to be undressing at the same time (such as pinball games for a peep show) then I don't feel too bad about it.

Let me assure you, although the highschool kids are minors, they see no nudity or are in any sexual scene.


Rules for customers:
Nobody under 18 may enter the back rooms of arcade (adult rooms on second floor).
All males under 33 must be accompanied by parent or wife.
Parent or wife may participate in peep show if desired (unless father or gay male).
Tip is not necessary.

Rules for non customers:
You will not get paid extra money for stripping.
Stripping for customers will not be considered a job, but a hobby.
Non customers will not be called workers, but hobbyists.
You will be paid the standard rate (minimum wage) for arcade workers.
You will not be required to strip, but you are required to come to work (health permitted).
Advanced stripping will require touching body parts (including genitals) of the same gender.

Pricing:
25 cents for 20 minutes a day.
50 cents for 40 minutes a day.
75 cents for an hour a day.
4 quarters for an hour and a half.

Customers are allowed private showings with chaperone and parent or wife.
Minors must not be allowed on premises during private shows (we can make arrangements ahead of time).

How many people (females/non nudists) here would strip in public for free?

By the way, I didn't say this is my reality or present day reality.

This thread by F.O. has been quoted just in case F.O. decides once again to remove it.

I have to hand it to you F.O. - you have bested me in the comedy department. I am amazed at how you pretend to be serious when it is so unbelievalbly clear that this is the work of a kiddie porn wannabee trying to justify his obsession.

Let me pay homage to your hillarious post.

Just examine the undertones of this...

"I find something immoral about paying money (or merchandise) to see nudity..."

Paying with merchandise? A stroke of brillance!

...or better yet...

"All males under 33 must be accompanied by parent or wife."

Hey ma...ya wanna go to the peep show/pinball joint with me for my 33 birthday? Yowza!

...and who can forget how the kiddie porn wannabee breaks down...

"Minors must not be allowed on premises during private shows (WE CAN MAKE ARRANGEMENTS AHEAD OF TIME)."

...and F.O. you missed a great post in the general boards. Too bad! And of course for any of you die-hards who could've forgotten perhaps the greatest line...

Originally Posted by Fantasies_only
In fact I don't really want to submit anything here, or else I would be perceived by the main stream surfer as being a pervert who is into porn.

Worth the edit!

 

[Fantasies_only]

This thread by F.O. has been quoted just in case F.O. decides once again to remove it.

I have to hand it to you F.O. - you have bested me in the comedy department. I am amazed at how you pretend to be serious when it is so unbelievalbly clear that this is the work of a kiddie porn wannabee trying to justify his obsession.

Let me pay homage to your hillarious post.

Just examine the undertones of this...

"I find something immoral about paying money (or merchandise) to see nudity..."

Paying with merchandise? A stroke of brillance!

...or better yet...

"All males under 33 must be accompanied by parent or wife."

Hey ma...ya wanna go to the peep show/pinball joint with me for my 33 birthday? Yowza!

...and who can forget how the kiddie porn wannabee breaks down...

"Minors must not be allowed on premises during private shows (WE CAN MAKE ARRANGEMENTS AHEAD OF TIME)."

...and F.O. you missed a great post in the general boards. Too bad! And of course for any of you die-hards who could've forgotten perhaps the greatest line...

Originally Posted by Fantasies_only
In fact I don't really want to submit anything here, or else I would be perceived by the main stream surfer as being a pervert who is into porn.

Worth the edit!

I am hurt, annoyed, and insulted that you would think this of me and spread slanderous lies (liable) about me which any random Web surfer and Federal agent can misinterpret.

Yes I want minors in the story only as a plot device for other characters, not sexualized in any way.
I said "we can make arrangements," meaning to take children off the hands of the viewer.
I forgot a rule for customers that would make more sense:
Females must not be over 32.
Males under 33 must be accompanied by parent or wife.

If TV shows like "A Shot At Love With Tilla Tequilla 2" holds true, men can be such shitheads most of the time, but may not be in the presence of their mom or wife.
Even your sarcasm was wrong because he would have to be under 33.

I do not want to submit anything on the Web, and that means ANYTHING!
My plan was to work with someone else who would submit it for me.
You are just showing your intelligence when you post trash about me.
Please stop this now!
We all know how moronic you can be trashing others to feel good about yourself.

Stop bothering me and go rent American Beauty.

PS: A character that can be read is a letter, not a syllable, and at least 5 characters are what you must write to clear a post.
If I had sworn, my entire post would have been deleted, shifting the responses to the top.

 

[GratefulFred]

I am hurt, annoyed, and insulted that you would think this of me and spread slanderous lies (liable) about me which any random Web surfer and Federal agent can misinterpret.

Yes I want minors in the story only as a plot device for other characters, not sexualized in any way.
I said "we can make arrangements," meaning to take children off the hands of the viewer.
I forgot a rule for customers that would make more sense:
Females must not be over 32.
Males under 33 must be accompanied by parent or wife.

If TV shows like "A Shot At Love With Tilla Tequilla 2" holds true, men can be such shitheads most of the time, but may not be in the presence of their mom or wife.
Even your sarcasm was wrong because he would have to be under 33.

I do not want to submit anything on the Web, and that means ANYTHING!
My plan was to work with someone else who would submit it for me.
You are just showing your intelligence when you post trash about me.
Please stop this now!
We all know how moronic you can be trashing others to feel good about yourself.

Stop bothering me and go rent American Beauty.

PS: A character that can be read is a letter, not a syllable, and at least 5 characters are what you must write to clear a post.
If I had sworn, my entire post would have been deleted, shifting the responses to the top.

I paid you a compliment as any one with half a brain can see the pure comedy of your posting. But since somehow you accuse me of slanderous lies (liable) and being "moronic" I might as well respond to protect my warped name.

When you bring the innocence of young boys/kids and pinball games into the equation and try and put porno just out of reach and tie everything together you are trying to justify your pedophile desires. You could've had a smoky adult pool hall with a brothel upstairs and it could've been plausible but your first inclination to include children is a sign of sickness in your train of thought.

And as for you concluding that men are shitheads save not in front of their parents/spouse because of some obscure American TV show is utter stupidity if you take yourself seriously as a non-writer.

Can someone else (not Fantasies) tell me where the ages of 32 or 33 are relevant? I could see the age of 69 holding special significance (right Snooper?)

And by the way F.O. payback's a bitch!

 

[KarennaC]

I thought spreading lies about someone was *libel*, not *liable*...

 

[GratefulFred]

I thought spreading lies about someone was *libel*, not *liable*...

Excellent point!!! Wish I could've caught it.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Because "liable" is also a word, my spell checker didn't catch it, plus it sounds the same as libel.
What can I say, English is funny.
For instance everyone says "The Boogeyman", when it's actually "The Buggy Man" (2 words).
Buggy means moving quickly as in "bugging out", generally after being scared as in being "bug eyed" (a racist term).
The Buggy Man was originally a (once mortal) phantom Ninja instead of a monster.

Think about what you're saying.
If I'm a pedophile as you claim (which you have no proof of), why would I risk exposure in an adult (erotic not pornographic) story on a porno Web site, or even join a pornographic story board at all?
Sure I said I don't want to submit anything myself, but even without a public bio and feedback section, everyone would know who really came up with the idea by coming to the boards.

A gang bang scene is pornography, annul sex is pornography, oral sex is pornography, intercourse is pornography, but touching and fondling genitalia is not porn, and public nudity itself certainly isn't!

Putting children in the story justifies the highschool theme (prostitutes would be too cliche).
The innocence and naivete of the kids makes of a hotter thrill of the taboo action, as if access to it is allowed by someone who doesn't know he or she is allowing it (illegal aphrodisiac/euphoria/poor decision making drugs replaces mind control, to be more realistic).

The location (a pinball arcade) is a neutral territory that doesn't just allow adults, but is a hang out for children as well as older teens (a brothel would be too cliche).
If you go to modern pinball arcades, they usually include video games that attract everyone from Highschool Freshmen to College Sophomores (most evident in the mid 70s to early 80s, when Wozniak was king).

In addition, this is not too out of the realm of reality (even if the idea came from anime), if you take rave parties (includes distribution of so called legal herbs) and combine it with the "show off what you got" mentality of older sexy sirens and just legals.

The statement that most men (myself excluded) can be shitheads, is not based on one TV show.
It just happens that show is included in that category.
I had made up my mind about males ever since highschool, and it wasn't just one instance either.
I was picked on at every chance the bullies got, and I saw the treatment other schoolmates got from them as well!

PS: Telling someone their post is funny when it's not meant to be is an insult in my book!

 

[GratefulFred]

Because "liable" is also a word, my spell checker didn't catch it, plus it sounds the same as libel.
What can I say, English is funny.
For instance everyone says "The Boogeyman", when it's actually "The Buggy Man" (2 words).
Buggy means moving quickly as in "bugging out", generally after being scared as in being "bug eyed" (a racist term).
The Buggy Man was originally a (once mortal) phantom Ninja instead of a monster.

Think about what you're saying.
If I'm a pedophile as you claim (which you have no proof of), why would I risk exposure in an adult (erotic not pornographic) story on a porno Web site, or even join a pornographic story board at all?
Sure I said I don't want to submit anything myself, but even without a public bio and feedback section, everyone would know who really came up with the idea by coming to the boards.

A gang bang scene is pornography, annul sex is pornography, oral sex is pornography, intercourse is pornography, but touching and fondling genitalia is not porn, and public nudity itself certainly isn't!

Putting children in the story justifies the highschool theme (prostitutes would be too cliche).
The innocence and naivete of the kids makes of a hotter thrill of the taboo action, as if access to it is allowed by someone who doesn't know he or she is allowing it (illegal aphrodisiac/euphoria/poor decision making drugs replaces mind control, to be more realistic).

The location (a pinball arcade) is a neutral territory that doesn't just allow adults, but is a hang out for children as well as older teens (a brothel would be too cliche).
If you go to modern pinball arcades, they usually include video games that attract everyone from Highschool Freshmen to College Sophomores (most evident in the mid 70s to early 80s, when Wozniak was king).

In addition, this is not too out of the realm of reality (even if the idea came from anime), if you take rave parties (includes distribution of so called legal herbs) and combine it with the "show off what you got" mentality of older sexy sirens and just legals.

The statement that most men (myself excluded) can be shitheads, is not based on one TV show.
It just happens that show is included in that category.
I had made up my mind about males ever since highschool, and it wasn't just one instance either.
I was picked on at every chance the bullies got, and I saw the treatment other schoolmates got from them as well!

PS: Telling someone their post is funny when it's not meant to be is an insult in my book!

Please respond more often Fantasies as this is really an excellent thread. I am laughing so hard that I just don't want to stop.

Anyone reading your post would wonder what sex you are F.O. I mean you refer to "most men" are shitheads, which are hardly words a guy would say. Moreover, when you made your mind up "about males" and not "about guys or men" is another strange reference for a guy to make. When you say "about males" it conotates that you are outside that group. You refer to having your ass kicked in constantly as another sign of someone weak and (no offense ladies) but totally feminine to share those things with total strangers. Are you going to break out and cry next? I'm sure plenty of ladies can and will kick your ass!

Since you are a guy, and an overly sensitive guy it seems, just looking at this statement of yours "the innocence and naivete of the kids makes of a hotter thrill of the taboo action" shows where your true passion lies. You are one of many sickos interested in exploiting children for some perverted sexual fantasy.

I gave you an out by telling you to leave the kids out of your story, but you just have to have your young pinball wizard boys.

Sicko!

But keep posting please as this is really a funny thread!

P.S. For all those PMing me about this thread let me apologize first for not delving into the libel/liable babel or that inane "Buggy-Buggy" nonsense. I also left off calling him a peodophile since I am pacing myself and I'd hate for him to run away like a coward once again.

 

[Fantasies_only]

For some readers it is more stimulating to have taboo actions/interaction allowed by one who doesn't know he or she allows it.

You know what, I'm tired of trying to justify myself to this shit.
Does anyone else have anything to say storywise?
Can we please get back to the subject of story ideas and not personal attacks and talking trash about me?

 

[GratefulFred]

For some readers it is more stimulating to have taboo actions/interaction allowed by one who doesn't know he or she allows it.

You know what, I'm tired of trying to justify myself to this shit.
Does anyone else have anything to say storywise?
Can we please get back to the subject of story ideas and not personal attacks and talking trash about me?

I'm sorry if you feel offended Fantasies but anyone looking to subject children to an adult story needs to be put in their place. Your insisting in incorporating children isn't a standard of acceptable behavior on this website.

The reason no one has jumped in (besides sending me PMs) is they didn't want to break up the sheer comedy going on in this thread and who could really blame them.

I have yet to encounter someone who's been so open to embarrass themselves listing such specific details that make absolutely no sense to a proposed story (and I could prepare a list).

I am a puppy compared to Jenny Jackson in blasting you away. She understands that I need to exercise restraint to keep this thread going.

I promise to hold off calling you a peodophile (even if it's true) if you'll just keep posting (the longer the better). Of course if you do run out like a coward I would be disappointed but would understand.

Now before your next post let me go grab some popcorn.

Oh...keep smiling!

 

[BedtimeStories77]

This shit is funny.

The first time i read this thread i thought "why the fuck (or where?) would kids play pinball at recess?" We had no arcade at our school growing up! Then again, this would be a good reason why American kids today are mostly all overweight. We ran, we played, we rode bikes. We were allowed to drink Kool-Aid with sugar in it because we burned it off!!

i was going to ignore this thread the first time i read it... Seems i am the SI bitch, after all. i didn't want to hurt Mr. Fantasys little feeling. lol

But anyway, the "males under 33 must be accompanied by a parent or wife" was funny as shit!!!!

 

[GratefulFred]

Yo bedtimeS', if you insist on being the S.I. bitch I want you my bitch Sugah!

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Yo bedtimeS', if you insist on being the S.I. bitch I want you my bitch Sugah!

*giggles*