The Person Below Me
- Thread starter MrPezman
- Start date
RedMonkeyButt
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 24, 2012
- Posts
- 1,107
False.
The person below me has at least one limb that has fallen asleep.
The person below me has at least one limb that has fallen asleep.
Zeb_Carter
.-- - ..-.
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2006
- Posts
- 20,583
False.
The person below me only works if you view threads oldest to newest. It doesn't work if you view them newest to oldest.
The person below me only works if you view threads oldest to newest. It doesn't work if you view them newest to oldest.
steve44uk
Baleful
- Joined
- Jul 4, 2010
- Posts
- 4,128
False. I work regardless of how you view threads...
The person below me had better have the ability to bear heavy weights...
Stella_Omega
No Gentleman
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2005
- Posts
- 39,700
Well-- they are heavy to me, but they might not be as heavy as you need.
The person below me knows where my camera is. Please, please?
The person below me knows where my camera is. Please, please?
TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2004
- Posts
- 13,163
TheOlderGuy
Purveyor of Pleasure
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2001
- Posts
- 21,959
NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2012
- Posts
- 9,973
Only if to get nice blobs to play with.
The person below me likes to sing sexy songs in the shower while slowly rubbing the body wash all over them.
Mmmmmm la la la.
Could be
The person below me likes to receive long lingering massages from firm hands
.
Stella_Omega
No Gentleman
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2005
- Posts
- 39,700
Oh, so true.Mmmmmm la la la.
Could be
The person below me likes to receive long lingering massages from firm hands
Especially right now after such a long fruitless hunt.
The person below me thinks Poodle Moths are a myth.
NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2012
- Posts
- 9,973
Oh, so true.
Especially right now after such a long fruitless hunt.
The person below me thinks Poodle Moths are a myth.
I think the person above me speaks many truths.
(I'm not rolling my eyes just looking up at you.) Where did you last have the camera? What photos were you taking? And then what might have happened, where might you have put it after taking those photos? Would it help to think through the last time you had the camera in your so capable hands?
The person below me has, I mean makes
, delicious buns for breakfast.
RedMonkeyButt
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 24, 2012
- Posts
- 1,107
Yeah. I've been told I have good buns.
The person below me turns the lights off and then runs real quick to bed so the monsters in their imagination don't get them before they get under the covers.
The person below me turns the lights off and then runs real quick to bed so the monsters in their imagination don't get them before they get under the covers.
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2007
- Posts
- 78,287
No - that was Cassius Clay.
I have a bedside lamp!
The person below me makes bloody terrible coffee
Stella_Omega
No Gentleman
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2005
- Posts
- 39,700
False-- that's my skinflint father who makes weak drip coffee and has the expectation that we use no more than in half cup of grounds per day, no matter how many people are drinking it. If that means it's even weaker than usual, so be it.
My camera is at my sister's house, so that's okay.
The person below me went out not dressed for the weather. Whatever that weather is.
johneb87
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 17, 2012
- Posts
- 7,399
Why the hell did I wear a sweatshirt in 70 degree weather?
TPBM likes a soft bite on the earlobe, but just won't admit it.
lovecraft68
Bad Doggie
- Joined
- Jul 13, 2009
- Posts
- 43,935
False it needs to be a damn bite not a nibble.
TPBM has written at least one story based on a true event.
TPBM has written at least one story based on a true event.
You want to play with nice... blobs? M'kay....Only if to get nice blobs to play with.
Well, I've been to Montreal and to the Oregon Coast, but... unless you're counting dreams, I'll say no.
TPBM has no luck in the garden.
Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
- Joined
- May 2, 2011
- Posts
- 7,412
False...I don't have one. 
TPBM likes to run naked in the rain while singing Thriller.
TPBM likes to run naked in the rain while singing Thriller.
johneb87
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 17, 2012
- Posts
- 7,399
Bahahaha! Whoops, damn phone auto correct.
False...I don't have one.
TPBM likes to run naked in the rain while singing Thriller.
Don't know about naked, I want to wear that slick outfit from the video.
TPBM will quote the entire movie Shrek to impress a date.
TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
- Joined
- May 4, 2006
- Posts
- 30,088
Actually, there are a few lines in that movie that do impress geeks and no, I will not tell you which ones.
TPBM will only have sex in the doggie position if their partner goes "Woof, woof".
NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2012
- Posts
- 9,973
Actually, there are a few lines in that movie that do impress geeks and no, I will not tell you which ones.
TPBM will only have sex in the doggie position if their partner goes "Woof, woof".
False. My partner of course has to go "mieouw mieouw".
TPBM likes to secretly walk on the early morning grass with bare feet.
damppanties
Tinkle, twinkle
- Joined
- May 7, 2002
- Posts
- 16,276
False. My partner of course has to go "mieouw mieouw".
TPBM likes to secretly walk on the early morning grass with bare feet.
Meh... early morning, early afternoon, late evening - same difference. I'm not too particular about the grass I walk barefoot on.
The person below me can do hand-stands.
johneb87
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 17, 2012
- Posts
- 7,399
Meh... early morning, early afternoon, late evening - same difference. I'm not too particular about the grass I walk barefoot on.
The person below me can do hand-stands.
Only if up against a wall.
TPBM loves to sing "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys in the shower.
NaokoSmith
Honourable Slut
- Joined
- Jul 10, 2012
- Posts
- 9,973
Only if up against a wall.
TPBM loves to sing "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys in the shower.
Huh? you what? Beastie boys, they sound like fun
. Nope, it's the Siamese Cat Song for Pussy Willow here
. TPBM likes to post pix of their pussy online
TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
- Joined
- May 4, 2006
- Posts
- 30,088
Huh? you what? Beastie boys, they sound like fun
Nope, it's the Siamese Cat Song for Pussy Willow here
TPBM likes to post pix of their pussy online
Heh! I have several cute pictures of my cat on Facebook.
TPBM likes peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Similar threads
