Oasis690
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2001
- Posts
- 336
Very amusing, especially from a guy's point of view:
The Perfect Day For HER:
8.15
Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30
Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8.45
Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents (expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner)
9.15
Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00
Light work out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10.30
Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00
Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45
Catch sight of husband's/partner's ex and notice she has gained 7kg
1.00
Shopping with friends-unlimited credit
3.00
Nap
4.00
Three dozen red roses delivered by florist, from secret admirer
4.15
Light workout at club followed by massage by strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30
Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parading before full length mirror
7.30
Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing with compliments received from other dancers/diners
10.00
Hot shower (alone)
10.50
Carried to bed (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00
Pillow talk. Light touching and cuddling
11.15
Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day For HIM:
6.00
Alarm
6.15
Blow job
6.30
Massive satisfying dump whilst reading the sports section
7.00
Breakfast (rump steak, eggs, coffee and toast) cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30
Limo arrives
7.45
Several whiskeys on the way to the airport
9.15
Flight in private Lear jet
9.30
Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job on route)
9.45
Play front nine (2 under)
11.45
Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15
Blow job
12.30
Play back nine (4 under)
2.15
Back to the airport (plus several whiskeys)
2.30
Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30
Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all naked)
4.30
Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5.00
Fly home. Massage and hand job by naked Elle Mc Pherson
6.45
Shit, shower and shave
7.00
Watch news; Michael Jackson assassinated/marijuana and porn legalised
7.30
Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits
9.00
Napoleon brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall sized TV watching International Match of the Day (England beating Germany 11-0)
9.30
Sex with 3 women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00
Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30
A night cap blow job
11.45
In bed alone
11.55
Laugh yourself to sleep
The Perfect Day For HER:
8.15
Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30
Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8.45
Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents (expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner)
9.15
Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00
Light work out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10.30
Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00
Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45
Catch sight of husband's/partner's ex and notice she has gained 7kg
1.00
Shopping with friends-unlimited credit
3.00
Nap
4.00
Three dozen red roses delivered by florist, from secret admirer
4.15
Light workout at club followed by massage by strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30
Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parading before full length mirror
7.30
Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing with compliments received from other dancers/diners
10.00
Hot shower (alone)
10.50
Carried to bed (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00
Pillow talk. Light touching and cuddling
11.15
Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day For HIM:
6.00
Alarm
6.15
Blow job
6.30
Massive satisfying dump whilst reading the sports section
7.00
Breakfast (rump steak, eggs, coffee and toast) cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30
Limo arrives
7.45
Several whiskeys on the way to the airport
9.15
Flight in private Lear jet
9.30
Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job on route)
9.45
Play front nine (2 under)
11.45
Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15
Blow job
12.30
Play back nine (4 under)
2.15
Back to the airport (plus several whiskeys)
2.30
Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30
Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all naked)
4.30
Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5.00
Fly home. Massage and hand job by naked Elle Mc Pherson
6.45
Shit, shower and shave
7.00
Watch news; Michael Jackson assassinated/marijuana and porn legalised
7.30
Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits
9.00
Napoleon brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall sized TV watching International Match of the Day (England beating Germany 11-0)
9.30
Sex with 3 women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00
Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30
A night cap blow job
11.45
In bed alone
11.55
Laugh yourself to sleep
