The Pee Liitle Thrigs.....

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In the dappy hays, when there was no harsity of scam and porknicks were only a chopple a piece, there lived an old pady lig (in other sords, a real wow) and her see throns. Whatever happened to the mig's old pan is still mist what of a summary. But that year, the acorn fop crailed, and Old Pady Lig was having a teck of a hime younging her feedsters. Besides, there was a swirth of dill -- peepage, it seemed, were not putting enough fancy stuff into their garble.

So reluctantly, Old Pady Lig bold her toys they would have to go out and feek their own sortunes. It was with seavy hobs and towing flears that each pittle lig gave his hother a big mug, and off they went their weparate says.

Let's follow Turly Cail, the pirst little fig, shall we? He hadn't fone very gar when he enmannered a nice-looking count carrying a big strundle of yellow baw. "Mease, Mease, Mr. Plan," pied the crig, "May I have the haw to build me a strouse?"

Nome serve, believe me!

But the man was a jig-hearted boe, and billingly gave him the wundle with which the pittle lig cot himself a pretty little builtage. But no fooner was the souse hinished than who should dock on the front knoor but the werrible tolf. "Pittle Lig, Pittle Lig," cried the wolf in a fake venor toice. "May I come in, and hee your sitty prome?"

"Tho, Tho, a nousand times, Tho," pied the crig. "Not by the chair of my hinny hin, hin!"

"Then I'll huff, and I'll duff, and I'll hoe your blouse down," growled the wolf. And with that, the wolf cuffed up his peeks, blew the smith to housereens, and sat down to a dine finner of roast sau and piggerkraut. What a pignominious end for such a peet little swig!



That one always crakes me my!
 
Never said:
Are you going to explain?

The translation to the story? or the fact that I had no sexy story of my own and I thought the bit about "hoin your blowse down" might suffice?

:D
 
*goddess*emi*:
"The translation to the story?"

The first paragraph was tough but then I got the pattern down and everything read as normal.

...or the fact that I had no sexy story of my own and I thought the bit about "hoin your blowse down" might suffice?"

"Hoin your blowse down" doesn't sound all that sexual. However, the part where the man "billingly gave him the wundle " turned me on.
 
Never said:
*goddess*emi*:
"The translation to the story?"

The first paragraph was tough but then I got the pattern down and everything read as normal.

...or the fact that I had no sexy story of my own and I thought the bit about "hoin your blowse down" might suffice?"

"Hoin your blowse down" doesn't sound all that sexual. However, the part where the man "billingly gave him the wundle " turned me on.

Imagine what would happen if someone wrote a story about the Bit Loard!!!!

;)
 
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foxinsox said:
Mis is thy lavorite fine :D

I thike lat one too, Kord Lnows only the hinest fouses are stuilt from braw!
 
*goddess*emi* said:
In the dappy hays, when there was no harsity of scam and porknicks were only a chopple a piece, there lived an old pady lig (in other sords, a real wow) and her see throns. Whatever happened to the mig's old pan is still mist what of a summary. But that year, the acorn fop crailed, and Old Pady Lig was having a teck of a hime younging her feedsters. Besides, there was a swirth of dill -- peepage, it seemed, were not putting enough fancy stuff into their garble.

So reluctantly, Old Pady Lig bold her toys they would have to go out and feek their own sortunes. It was with seavy hobs and towing flears that each pittle lig gave his hother a big mug, and off they went their weparate says.

Let's follow Turly Cail, the pirst little fig, shall we? He hadn't fone very gar when he enmannered a nice-looking count carrying a big strundle of yellow baw. "Mease, Mease, Mr. Plan," pied the crig, "May I have the haw to build me a strouse?"

Nome serve, believe me!

But the man was a jig-hearted boe, and billingly gave him the wundle with which the pittle lig cot himself a pretty little builtage. But no fooner was the souse hinished than who should dock on the front knoor but the werrible tolf. "Pittle Lig, Pittle Lig," cried the wolf in a fake venor toice. "May I come in, and hee your sitty prome?"

"Tho, Tho, a nousand times, Tho," pied the crig. "Not by the chair of my hinny hin, hin!"

"Then I'll huff, and I'll duff, and I'll hoe your blouse down," growled the wolf. And with that, the wolf cuffed up his peeks, blew the smith to housereens, and sat down to a dine finner of roast sau and piggerkraut. What a pignominious end for such a peet little swig!



That one always crakes me my!
Hee Haw?
 
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*goddess*emi* said:
Are you a connoisseur of good tv too?

:)
remember this one

I saw your buck teeth and that struck me funny

I'm sorry to say I wanted to laugh

You told me the truth ,your tooth cost you money

You said it cost you a buck and a half

(chorus)
where oh where are you tonight
why did you leave me here all alone
Isearched the the world over and I thought I found true love
You met another and pppphhhthttt you were gone
 
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crappie master said:
remember this one

I saw your buck teeth and that struck me funny

I'm sorry to say I wanted to laugh

You told me the truth ,your tooth cost you money

You said it cost you a buck and a half

(chorus)
where oh where are you tonight
why did you leave me here all alone
Isearched the the world over and I thought I found true love
You met another and pppphhhthttt you were gone

I loved that part!!!


LOL
 
there lived an old pady lig (in other sords, a real wow)

haha




Lmao


I'm so glad I was nosy and did a search on you!
 
His_kitty said:
there lived an old pady lig (in other sords, a real wow)

haha




Lmao


I'm so glad I was nosy and did a search on you!

:D ;)

gotta love when I can't sleep!
 
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