The P.U.-Litzer Prizes for 2001

[lavender]

 

[Rick DeVille]

On David Letterman's show in October, Roberts gushed: "I am, I will just confess to you, a total sucker for the guys who stand up with all the ribbons on and stuff, and they say it's true and I'm ready to believe it. We had General Shelton on the show the last day he was chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and I couldn't lift that jacket with all the ribbons and medals. And so when they say stuff, I tend to believe it."

Who can argue with that? This should be applied to White House press conferences

 

[modest mouse]

Thanks for the post, Todd.

 

[lavender]

 

[G.R.]

Thanks for the post, Todd.

Talk about surreal.


Oh, and lavender,
To add to your list...... Last night in the grocery store I heard Techno Christmas music. It really fucked my head all up.
Where is my holiday glowstick and my nativity themed binkie?

 

[modest mouse]

What crawled up your ass and died?

Perhaps your sense of humor.

 

[lavender]

 

[AskACumSlut]

Modedst Mouse, what's the problem with your av. Polly Jean leave you?

 

[modest mouse]

Oops. You may have my ass back now.

Back that booty over here, a big serving of scrumptious lavender ass. Mmmm, finger licking good.

Modest Mouse, what's the problem with your av. Polly Jean leave you?

She'll be back, she said I was crowding her. Women, sheesh!