The P.S.A. Thread

[IhateClowns]

This thread is for those who grew up with celebrities giving PSA's about anything. Whether it be drugs, drinking and driving, bullies etc etc....

Do you have a public service announcement to make. Something to make us all aware of the craziness that goes on in the PG? Please stand up for those who cannot type for themselves.

I will start.

Hi, my name is IHC. I want to bring attention the rampant number of family fucking threads that reside here in the PG. Do you feel that everywhere you turn, someone is fucking their mom or sister? Please realize you are not alone. Here at "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" we help you cope with said threads here in the PG.

Through group discussions and a 14 step program we help you heal from the inside out. Yes I said 14 steps because we here at, "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" feel the extra two steps taken show just how much we care.

Please realize that our organization does not picket these threads. We do not grab our bullhorns and scream just to be heard. Instead we talk amongst ourselves and heal together. Through, talking, song, and dance our organization teaches you way to cope and co-exist with family fuckers.

Our meetings are free to attend, we just ask you to donate $10,000 upfront for pizzas for our meetings. See we do care here at "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" because not only do we help heal you, we feed you as well.

I am IHC and please join me at our next meeting Jan 17th 2014 at 8pm. This is when "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" will meet again. We like to spread them out a bit to help keep costs down.

Thank you

 

[littlelovedove]

This thread is for those who grew up with celebrities giving PSA's about anything. Whether it be drugs, drinking and driving, bullies etc etc....

Do you have a public service announcement to make. Something to make us all aware of the craziness that goes on in the PG? Please stand up for those who cannot type for themselves.

I will start.

Hi, my name is IHC. I want to bring attention the rampant number of family fucking threads that reside here in the PG. Do you feel that everywhere you turn, someone is fucking their mom or sister? Please realize you are not alone. Here at "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" we help you cope with said threads here in the PG.

Through group discussions and a 14 step program we help you heal from the inside out. Yes I said 14 steps because we here at, "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" feel the extra two steps taken show just how much we care.

Please realize that our organization does not picket these threads. We do not grab our bullhorns and scream just to be heard. Instead we talk amongst ourselves and heal together. Through, talking, song, and dance our organization teaches you way to cope and co-exist with family fuckers.

Our meetings are free to attend, we just ask you to donate $10,000 upfront for pizzas for our meetings. See we do care here at "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" because not only do we help heal you, we feed you as well.

I am IHC and please join me at our next meeting Jan 17th 2014 at 8pm. This is when "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" will meet again. We like to spread them out a bit to help keep costs down.

Thank you

I had no idea there was such a support group. I myself do not suffer from such an affliction (I am more of an inabler than a sufferer ), however I will send my $$ since I feel it is such a good cause.

Will cashier's check do or should I send my credit card number??

 

[IhateClowns]

Hi my name is IHC,

I want to speak to you about an epidemic that is shooting faster through the playground than Ravi can change names and AVs. I am speaking about the overuse of emoticons.

There used to be a place for a strategically placed smiley face. Now the overindulgence of kissing lips, dancing bananas and dozens of roses has cheapened the effect that the smiley face was used for.

Litsters have become so bold in their own power that they will use 3 or 4 emoticons in a paragraph. Why should anyone not only have this power but feel they are above everyone else and abuse it?

This needs to stop. Please join me in a show of force against those that abuse the emoticon feature here in the PG. I will be holding a candlelight vigil on Christmas Eve at 9pm to take a stance against such abuse that affects us all.

Why then you ask? Because I only want those who are dedicated in fighting this affliction. Fuck your family time. Stand up an take control of our threads once again. Santa doesn't come till after midnight so your kids, wives, husbands and family will have to get the fuck over it.

Let's unite people. Let's show these fuckers once an for all how stupid they look when they abuse this privaledge.

My name is IHc and not only do I endorse this PSA I approve of it as well.

 

[sugarsmacked]

Hello. My name is Sugarsmacked and I am here to speak with you about the gratuitous use of "LOL".

Made popular by IMers and texters everywhere, "LOL" has become such an integral part of "speech" on the computer that many don't know when to quit.

Here are a few guidelines regarding "LOL".

1.) Do not use LOL at the end of your own sentence. If you have to tell us that you are laughing out loud, or that perhaps we should do so, it probably isn't that funny.

2.) Do not use LOL in response to every witty thing another person has to say. Overuse of LOL indicates a poor vocabulary and a slow wit, since you obviously cannot pull together a response to the aforementioned witty comment.

3.) If you simply can't stop using LOL at the end of your own sentences, at least limit it to ONE sentence in the conversation. The use of LOL as punctuation at the end of every sentence shows an extreme level of insecurity and uncertainty. If you are compelled to use LOL at the end of each sentence, you should probably stop typing. Immediately.

It is difficult, but you can break the LOL habit. The first step is becoming aware that you have a problem.

Then reach out. Call this number, where counselors are standing by to help you.

1-800-YOU-STFU

Call today.

 

[cowslinger64]

Hello. My name is Sugarsmacked and I am here to speak with you about the gratuitous use of "LOL".

Made popular by IMers and texters everywhere, "LOL" has become such an integral part of "speech" on the computer that many don't know when to quit.

Here are a few guidelines regarding "LOL".

1.) Do not use LOL at the end of your own sentence. If you have to tell us that you are laughing out loud, or that perhaps we should do so, it probably isn't that funny.

2.) Do not use LOL in response to every witty thing another person has to say. Overuse of LOL indicates a poor vocabulary and a slow wit, since you obviously cannot pull together a response to the aforementioned witty comment.

3.) If you simply can't stop using LOL at the end of your own sentences, at least limit it to ONE sentence in the conversation. The use of LOL as punctuation at the end of every sentence shows an extreme level of insecurity and uncertainty. If you are compelled to use LOL at the end of each sentence, you should probably stop typing. Immediately.

It is difficult, but you can break the LOL habit. The first step is becoming aware that you have a problem.

Then reach out. Call this number, where counselors are standing by to help you.

1-800-YOU-STFU

Call today.

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LOL!!

 

[sugarsmacked]

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LOL!!

How'd I know THAT was coming?

(note - only one smilie was used in this message!)

 

[cowslinger64]

How'd I know THAT was coming?

(note - only one smilie was used in this message!)

wanna spank me?

 

[sugarsmacked]

wanna spank me?

Darn it. There's no eyebrow-wiggling hubba hubba kind of smilie!

 

[cowslinger64]

Darn it. There's no eyebrow-wiggling hubba hubba kind of smilie!

here....put on your outfit:



https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSL1Ohy1rwhbTgIIJ6dNvxbaW5XmxzVJknMZbAyPS6DNHsVTMVRBQ

 

[sugarsmacked]

here....put on your outfit:



https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSL1Ohy1rwhbTgIIJ6dNvxbaW5XmxzVJknMZbAyPS6DNHsVTMVRBQ

hahahhahaaaa!!!!

That is a PSA waiting to happen, right there!

 

[respeito]

*standing in a landfill*

Do you know a Litster with an avatar of their dick or hoo-ha on display? Do your eyes actually bleed when you visit a thread only to be welcomed by someone's genitalia? Do you ever find yourself saying: obviously you can't read, because if you could, you'd know that those kinds of images are prohibited as an avatar image. Known as the silent killer, these images can strike at a moment's notice; affecting both men and women.

don't be a part of this deadly statistic!!!!


Please join me and other Litsters against the Fight For Improper Avatars at the Literotica Car Wash on Valentine's Day 2014 at the Shell gas station on 83rd and Poprocks Ave. in the warehouse district of the Playground. All proceeds will go to the IhateClowns bail bond and fish fry fund.

So bring your honda, toyota, skates, tonka truck, or gmc quad cab for a free wash!! We will have free hot dogs, cheeseburgers with no cheese, heart scans, balloons and sunny d.

Yes...for just pennies a day, you can help a wayward Litster get clean water, shelter, a bag of rice, and a proper avatar image.

this message is approved by no-coc : (national organization of citizens opposing cock-avs.)

 

[cowslinger64]

hahahhahaaaa!!!!

That is a PSA waiting to happen, right there!

Well...I'll be waiting on you...

*standing in a landfill*

Do you know a Litster with an avatar of their dick or hoo-ha on display? Do your eyes actually bleed when you visit a thread only to be welcomed by someone's genitalia? Do you ever find yourself saying: obviously you can't read, because if you could, you'd know that those kinds of images are prohibited as an avatar image. Known as the silent killer, these images can strike at a moment's notice; affecting both men and women.

don't be a part of this deadly statistic!!!!


Please join me and other Litsters against the Fight For Improper Avatars at the Literotica Car Wash on Valentine's Day 2014 at the Shell gas station on 83rd and Poprocks Ave. in the warehouse district of the Playground. All proceeds will go to the IhateClowns bail bond and fish fry fund.

So bring your honda, toyota, skates, tonka truck, or gmc quad cab for a free wash!! We will have free hot dogs, cheeseburgers with no cheese, heart scans, balloons and sunny d.

Yes...for just pennies a day, you can help a wayward Litster get clean water, shelter, a bag of rice, and a proper avatar image.

this message is approved by no-coc : (national organization of citizens opposing cock-avs.)

LOL....terrific girly..

 

[IhateClowns]

Hi folks. There is a social issue that needs to be addressed here in the PG. It is that of the attention whores. I myself am an attention whore and this why I have been chosen to do this PSA on others behalves.

There are many types of attention whores. I am a thread starting attention whore, but I am not here to talk about the thread starters of the PG. I am here to discuss the extra long signatures that a lot of PG'ers have. You know the ones I speak of.

They are the ones that have multiple pictures, multiple links, multiple quotes and sayngs that causes either our cell phones or even our computers to be extended beyond their limits. This is an addiction for those people much like heroin and they need our help.

Everyday or so their signatures get extended line by line. Their lonks get changed, added or deleted in hopes that we don't notice. Yet we do everytime. Their addiction to constantly adding and changing their signatures may affect us but not them. They are oblivious to their addiction.

I would like to lure them into a hotel where we can have an intervention. Help them see that have a 3 1/2 page long signature is not only ludicrous it is just well ludicrous.

I have a contact, an interventionist who will be there to help mediate things. These signature abusers will be taklen to a treatment center and after 4 years of therpy and meds they will be fully healed and they can join the rest of us who have maybe 1 or 2 lines at the most as our signatures.

Signature abuse is as hurtful and deadly as nursing home abusers. Granted no one is raped or beaten by an extra long signature but it does cause finger soreness from having to hold down the arrow key for an extra long time. It also causes eye soreness due to the images and links being flashed before our eyes.

Please join me in this intervention. I am renting out the Huston Astrodome because it is the only place where we can fit all of these abusers in one location. I have personally ased Joel Osteen to pray for us. Not or the signature abusers but for us who have to sift through them. With his prayers and guidance I feel we are fucked either way but I felt it is worth the extra effort.

Remember that God loves those with hardly any signature at all. The rest are heathens but can be fixed with the proper intervention.

Lets help those who cant help themselves.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

*shamed*

(LOL)

 

[respeito]

Hi folks. There is a social issue that needs to be addressed here in the PG. It is that of the attention whores. I myself am an attention whore and this why I have been chosen to do this PSA on others behalves.

There are many types of attention whores. I am a thread starting attention whore, but I am not here to talk about the thread starters of the PG. I am here to discuss the extra long signatures that a lot of PG'ers have. You know the ones I speak of.

*snip*

*hangs my head in shame*

sign me up....

 

[TheLM]

ITT: Internet complaints from 2002.

 

[IhateClowns]

*hangs my head in shame*

sign me up....

LOL we should all hang our heads in shame for many different reasons being on here Thanks for yours. It was great. Good to know you have a sense of humor.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

*standing in a landfill*

Do you know a Litster with an avatar of their dick or hoo-ha on display? Do your eyes actually bleed when you visit a thread only to be welcomed by someone's genitalia? Do you ever find yourself saying: obviously you can't read, because if you could, you'd know that those kinds of images are prohibited as an avatar image. Known as the silent killer, these images can strike at a moment's notice; affecting both men and women.

don't be a part of this deadly statistic!!!!


Please join me and other Litsters against the Fight For Improper Avatars at the Literotica Car Wash on Valentine's Day 2014 at the Shell gas station on 83rd and Poprocks Ave. in the warehouse district of the Playground. All proceeds will go to the IhateClowns bail bond and fish fry fund.

So bring your honda, toyota, skates, tonka truck, or gmc quad cab for a free wash!! We will have free hot dogs, cheeseburgers with no cheese, heart scans, balloons and sunny d.

Yes...for just pennies a day, you can help a wayward Litster get clean water, shelter, a bag of rice, and a proper avatar image.

this message is approved by no-coc : (national organization of citizens opposing cock-avs.)

My name is WolfsButterfly and I'd like to pledge a whole sack of pennies to this cause. Thank you and goodnight. LOL o

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Hi folks. There is a social issue that needs to be addressed here in the PG. It is that of the attention whores. I myself am an attention whore and this why I have been chosen to do this PSA on others behalves.

There are many types of attention whores. I am a thread starting attention whore, but I am not here to talk about the thread starters of the PG. I am here to discuss the extra long signatures that a lot of PG'ers have. You know the ones I speak of.

They are the ones that have multiple pictures, multiple links, multiple quotes and sayngs that causes either our cell phones or even our computers to be extended beyond their limits. This is an addiction for those people much like heroin and they need our help.

Everyday or so their signatures get extended line by line. Their lonks get changed, added or deleted in hopes that we don't notice. Yet we do everytime. Their addiction to constantly adding and changing their signatures may affect us but not them. They are oblivious to their addiction.

I would like to lure them into a hotel where we can have an intervention. Help them see that have a 3 1/2 page long signature is not only ludicrous it is just well ludicrous.

I have a contact, an interventionist who will be there to help mediate things. These signature abusers will be taklen to a treatment center and after 4 years of therpy and meds they will be fully healed and they can join the rest of us who have maybe 1 or 2 lines at the most as our signatures.

Signature abuse is as hurtful and deadly as nursing home abusers. Granted no one is raped or beaten by an extra long signature but it does cause finger soreness from having to hold down the arrow key for an extra long time. It also causes eye soreness due to the images and links being flashed before our eyes.

Please join me in this intervention. I am renting out the Huston Astrodome because it is the only place where we can fit all of these abusers in one location. I have personally ased Joel Osteen to pray for us. Not or the signature abusers but for us who have to sift through them. With his prayers and guidance I feel we are fucked either way but I felt it is worth the extra effort.

Remember that God loves those with hardly any signature at all. The rest are heathens but can be fixed with the proper intervention.

Lets help those who cant help themselves.

My name is WolfsButterfly and I have a signature abusing addiction.

 

[PrissOff]

This thread is for those who grew up with celebrities giving PSA's about anything. Whether it be drugs, drinking and driving, bullies etc etc....

Do you have a public service announcement to make. Something to make us all aware of the craziness that goes on in the PG? Please stand up for those who cannot type for themselves.

I will start.

Hi, my name is IHC. I want to bring attention the rampant number of family fucking threads that reside here in the PG. Do you feel that everywhere you turn, someone is fucking their mom or sister? Please realize you are not alone. Here at "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" we help you cope with said threads here in the PG.

Through group discussions and a 14 step program we help you heal from the inside out. Yes I said 14 steps because we here at, "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" feel the extra two steps taken show just how much we care.

Please realize that our organization does not picket these threads. We do not grab our bullhorns and scream just to be heard. Instead we talk amongst ourselves and heal together. Through, talking, song, and dance our organization teaches you way to cope and co-exist with family fuckers.

Our meetings are free to attend, we just ask you to donate $10,000 upfront for pizzas for our meetings. See we do care here at "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" because not only do we help heal you, we feed you as well.

I am IHC and please join me at our next meeting Jan 17th 2014 at 8pm. This is when "The only time I ever wanted to see my mom's vagina was when I was headed towards the light at birth" will meet again. We like to spread them out a bit to help keep costs down.

Thank you

LMAO!!

One request ... Is there any way that we can move the date of the next meeting up? Yanno, just in case the world ends this December, or something.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litsters my name is IHC and I want to discuss an activity that has raised the carpal tunnel syndrome rate over 75% in just the PG alone. Of course I am speaking of chonic masturbation. Apparently PG'ers do not believe in shaking hands anymore because there is no way their hands can straghten out considering the massive ampounts of masturbations that take place around here.

I have not done a study on how many folks on here masturbate. I can strictly go by thread count and by just doing that we employ more physical therapists than any other site on the internet.

Whether you are masturbating, left handed, right handed, upside down, in a car, right now, later, tomorrow, next week, on cam, reading a story, PM'ing, while someone watches, alone, at work, thinking of someone from lit, not thinking of someone from lit, texting, on the phone or really any other possible scenario imaginable there is a 1000 page thread for you on the PG.

Since there is a massive amount of masturbation takijng place, the cost of towels and lotion have sky rocketed over the past few years. Companies are marketing products such as towels and lotions together in one package to catch the eye of the masturbating lit consumer.

The epidemic has spread so much that we cannot be seen in public anymore. We all thought this place was anonymous to a certain extent, but more and more people are starting to see the middle/index fingers are 3 times larger on one arm and hand than on the other.

People have started pointing and whispering to each other as I try to pass them on the sidewalk. Problem is because my left forearm is so large I tend to walk in circles unless i can offset the huge difference by carrying something heavy in my right hand.

Our goal here isnt to stop masturbation, rather curtail it just a bit. Tell you what, if you are going to contnue to masturbate all the time do us all a favor and don't tell us all the time, where you do it, how you do it, and whether you were able to catch your own cum in your mouth this time or not.

I am not doing it because there are a 1000 threads on the subject. i am doing it so that those that are trying to ween ourselves off the masturbation train won't be inundated with those that are masturbating all the time. It will make it easier for us to fight through the urge to touch ourselves while driving to work as we facetime while the car next to us watches.

Please please please

 

[Edensgarden]

But if I stop masturbating then I will have to stop cumming to Literotica!

I just got here!

 

[IhateClowns]

But if I stop masturbating then I will have to stop cumming to Literotica!

I just got here!

Play the word game and letter threads...they are a hoot

 

[IhateClowns]

Hi my name is IHC and I want to bring to your attention the tragedy that is sweeping the literotica nation. Thousands upon thousands of posters have way too smooth upper legs.

As well all know all Litsters post in the nude. It is just a given that we all do and the het from our laptops is causing our upper leg and pubic area to catch fire. I know of 8 Litsters who have lost their homes due to fires started by their pubic region when masturbating. Unfortunately and I totally disagree with this, the insurance companies are saying they don't cover such incidents. That is horseshit as we all know insurance agents are the rockstars of lit.

So what do we do now?? We shave. That's right folks. Shave everything. We new to become the hairless posters. Literotica should require all posters to be hairless. If they require us to post in the nude then that should be a requirement as well.

I am tired of reading tragic pubic fire stories on here. Masturbating is rampant and because of the nude posting requirements people forget that their laptops are glued to their thighs. Masturbation used to be quick because we didn't want to get caught.

Now because we are all posting naked a we masturbate it takes 12 hours to cum. Those laptops get very hot and I turn become fire starters. That is how the Colorado Springs forest fire started. A play grounder was jerking it in the forest and their pubic region caught fire causing 1000's of acres of land to burn. So many animals lost their lives because of the requirements to post nude here.

People do what is right. Shave your packages. Remove the hair and we shall remove the danger.

Thank you.

 

[Mirisa]

*applauds*

Well done!