The Ovulatin' Hornies

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've got the ovulatin' hornies, it's time again my dear
You know I'm so damn glad, that you ain't no queer
So drop those there trousers, and get on over here
And put the wood to it baby, put me into gear

I'm so fucking horney - I'm so fucking wet - right now honey, you don't bore me - so stick it in me my little pet and fuck me baby right now - c'mon fuck me baby right now

I'm lubed up just perfect, no need for foreplay
My legs are wide open, and yer welcome to stay
Right in between my thighs, long as the longest day
Round this time of the month, yeah I'm screamin' to say

Fuck me baby - fuck me
Fuck me all day long
I've got the ovulatin' hornies - no time to write stories - so fuck me baby right now

Fuck me baby - fuck me
You know that I've got to have dick
In only a few short hours - my pussy will turn sour - so fuck me baby right now

So ladies of the board, when yer feelin' that itch
Right around that certain time of the month
Make sure yer man, he takes care yer business
Or feel the wrath of a bitchy cunt grump

And fucking like this, during this time of the month, hey baby it relieves cramps too
Hey baby it relieves cramps too

 

[Countess DeWinter]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Spark, were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I don't know.....

After I saved myself from drowning (in the bath water ya know) - I crawled for miles and miles and years and years - (or so it seemed) and then Romulus and Remus like - I was taken in by two dike Gypsy nuns who had broken away from the Catholic Church to pursue a life of hedonism, but only with animals of nature - thus not breaking their vows. Growing up there with them I often wondered about the strange lumps on my head and often asked them, those Gypsy nuns about them. They simply placed their hands on them and told me I'd live a long a bewildered sort of life.

Maybe that's what happend - maybe I was once dropped on my head - maybe - a bunch of times.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I was dropped on my head as a baby. I have a scar through my eyebrow to prove it. And I'm just fine! In fact, I bet it was an improvement.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Me too MS!!

My dad was playing with me, tossing me over his shoulder but catching my ankles before I went on over. One time, he missed!
He still teases me about it!

 

[Nobody Special]

I think Sparky needs to get laid....

E

 

[Mustang Sally]

My dad was playing with me, tossing me over his shoulder but catching my ankles before I went on over. One time, he missed! He still teases me about it!

OMG, that's awful! How could he tease you about it? Do you have a scar? You should be using that to make him feel guilty every chance you get. LOL

My uncle (who was 14 at the time) was holding me, but I didn't want to be held and I squirmed right out of his arms. There was a nail sticking out of the bottom of the couch, and that caught me just above my right eye. They had to rush me to the hospital for stitches. The doctor didn't believe my mom when she said it was her brother who dropped me.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

No scars, MS. I believe I bounced.

 

[Nicole]

OHMYGOD Countess and Sally I am LMAO here, sorry but that is just so funny.

Countess you bounced? LMFAO Sorry I have this image going through my head of this baby bouncing along.