mlady_france
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lil_elvis said:
Ouch, my head hurts now.
The Out Crowd
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Ouch, my head hurts now.
impressive
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Colleen Thomas said:Being less butch than Imp, does it count if I'd like you to fuck me?
I'd also like her to watch me fucking you.
scheherazade_79
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readyrnot said:see how "out" I am. It's like I am not even here.
If you're out, you can be in, ready
Where did you spring from, by the way?
scheherazade_79
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Typo Fu Master said:
The out crowd always wants you
Geez, I must be wrecked... I'm actually starting to mellow out tonight
scheherazade_79
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Liar said:It's because I always gets your goddamn name spelled wrong.
I might be 'reborn' soon as something else. Too late for excuses, though, Liar - I'm already happily in the out crowd
mack_the_knife
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Far too many 'in' folk have infested this thread...
scheherazade_79 said:A place in the AH to come to for all the misfits like myself out there. If you're not part of anyone's sandwich, or haven't received any declarations that someone in the AH would like to fuck you, this is probably the place for you. If you don't have a faithful following to hang on to your every word, praise every story and statement that you write, and thrust their tongues up your sphincter at every given moment, you already belong.
Home Sweet Home.
Dar~ said:nerd, I told you that you would be on my list in a moments time.
Damn that orientation thing, eh? But the real question is, would you thrust your tongue up my sphincter and hang on my every word?!(Don't answer that! The answer may embarrass me!)
Dar~
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Nah, sphincter tongue thrusting will have to be left to the professionals, I wouldn't want to cause an accident.McKenna said:
(Don't answer that! The answer may embarrass me!)
CrimsonMaiden
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I know I'm on at least one person's shag list (thank goodness for small miracles), but I definitely belong in the out crowd considering about 90% of my posts in the AH get no response.
I'll just plunk down in a chair over here and get comfy.
I'll just plunk down in a chair over here and get comfy.
LukkaBloom
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My post title says it all really......
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impressive
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Shit! I thought this was a thread about belly buttons.
oggbashan
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CrimsonMaiden said:
But even if you are in the IN crowd, whoever they are, 90% of their posts get no response either. You are so far out that you're in again.
The secret of the AH In crowd is that there is no such thing. We all feel that we are on the outside looking in at the others having a great time. We are AUTHORS. We are sensitive, self-centred, self-regarding, egoists who have to feel rejection to justify our miserable existence.
Only individuals confident enough about their own work dare expose it to public gaze and when we do we lose all our self-confidence because THEY might not like it, or might vote low or worst, not vote at all.
All of you who think you are out are no more out (or in) than the rest of us. Stop worrying about the threads about who wants to fuck whom or who wants to be in a sandwich. Most of us would be happy with a squeeze of the hand from someone we like. We write about sex to make up for what we DON'T do or to experience what we'd like to do but daren't.
Stop moaning. You are all on any list I might create as people I'd like to be involved with, to meet, to f**k (depending on your and my sexual proclivity) and all get a virtual hug.
You are all officially IN. King Og has decreed it.
Og
PS. My Executioner is sharpening his axe for use on anyone who doesn't accept my decision. Democracy? What's that?
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this man!! 
AppleBiter
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scheherazade_79 said:A place in the AH to come to for all the misfits like myself out there. If you're not part of anyone's sandwich, or haven't received any declarations that someone in the AH would like to fuck you, this is probably the place for you. If you don't have a faithful following to hang on to your every word, praise every story and statement that you write, and thrust their tongues up your sphincter at every given moment, you already belong.
Oh, I am sooooo in the out crowd.
Wait . . . doesn't that mean I'm in with the out crowd? I'm so confused. 
