The otters are out of control!

[Wings]

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2012/08/02/2nd-woman-attacked-by-otter-in-minnesota/


"For the second time this summer, a Minnesota swimmer has been attacked by an otter.

The first incident happened a few weeks ago, near Duluth. This weekend, a woman was attacked near her family cabin in McGregor. Now, it’s making her think hard about going in the water again."


Right, now I'm really wondering what's going on. Maybe the heat has gotten to them too.

 

[run_silent]

Crap. I thought it was bears we were supposed to worry about. Now it's evil otters? At least with the otters a pointy stick may solve the problem.

 

[Wings]

Otters are sneaky, wily little bastards but they don't normally attack humans.

 

[blobfish]

Beavers and Michelle Bachmann.

 

[Disgustipated]

Can the otter come to Cali and attack one idiot from Minnesota?

 

[Wings]

I'll see if they'll do appearances.

Or maybe hits.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Ban the otters....this is just way to out of control and if we let it slide now they could become al qaeda operatives.

 

[Wings]

They are so damn cute though, cutest baby animal I think, ever.

 

[bronzeage]

Otters are sneaky, wily little bastards but they don't normally attack humans.

Oh yeah?

 

[Wings]

Oh yeah?

That looks like a gay orgy gone wrong.

 

[Super-Surprise]

The first incident happened a few weeks ago, near Duluth. This weekend, a woman was attacked near her family cabin in McGregor. Now, it’s making her think hard about going in the water again."[/I]

Do people really live in Duluth?

 

[BotanyBoy]

That looks like a gay orgy gone wrong.

Dangers of rooting around at night for some beaver.....you might get a terrorist otter...

 

[Wings]

Do people really live in Duluth?

Duluth is one of the most beautiful cities in Minnesota, it's actually my favorite one here and lots of people live there. They love it too.

 

[Wings]

Dangers of rooting around at night for some beaver.....you might get a terrorist otter...

With really big....teeth!

 

[Super-Surprise]

That looks like a gay orgy gone wrong.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrix3y_caligula-1_animals?search_algo=1

 

[bronzeage]

That looks like a gay orgy gone wrong.

This is what passed for a "man's magazine" before Hugh Hefner.

 

[BotanyBoy]

This is what passed for a "man's magazine" before Hugh Hefner.

Bleh...Hugh is weak sauce too...

^^knew his smut...

 

[run_silent]

Duluth is one of the most beautiful cities in Minnesota, it's actually my favorite one here and lots of people live there. They love it too.

My best friend lived there. I thought it was a lovely place. Well, except for the Satan possessed otters. Still a pointy stick solved the problem.

 

[parodyluvr75]

And also.
Never instigate a close encounter with river otters. They have been known to attack humans, and females with young are unpredictable.



http://wdfw.wa.gov/living/river_otters.html

 

[neci]

Otters are sneaky, wily little bastards but they don't normally attack humans.

it sounds like they are taking back what is rightfully theirs.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Am I the only one who thought "otters" was a WingedKiss euphemism for "breasts" and "control" a euphemism for "brassiere"?

*sigh*

 

[neci]

yes. i am thinking of rabid little happy animals.

 

[Lorilei]

Am I the only one who thought "otters" was a WingedKiss euphemism for "breasts" and "control" a euphemism for "brassiere"?

*sigh*

Yep..

 

[girlsmiley]

They are so damn cute though, cutest baby animal I think, ever.

I just spent the last half hour looking at pics of baby otters.
They're super cute.

 

[Minalick]

Nice tits oh Winged One.