The Opposite

[ImagineMe2]

I normally don't, but I did yesterday. We didn't have anything else to talk about, so I figured,
"why the hell not? let's have a sexy chat and see if we can get each other off!"



please do. I sincerely hope he never darkens the door of my inbox again, it was a horrible experience the first time and I hope never to repeat it.

He is quite modest, you will probably never hear a word from him again.

 

[Stillstiff]

It's a shame that you are so shy Honey.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

He is quite modest, you will probably never hear a word from him again.

oh, but i hear from him all the time! very unpleasant, really, especially when he talks about young women for whom he obviously has no familial affection. it must be awful to have him as one's close relation.

It's a shame that you are so shy Honey.

But I feel so awkward talking to people that I hardly know! What do you suggest I do about it?

 

[Stillstiff]

I would suggest that you keep your clothes on and hide your pictures.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I would suggest that you keep your clothes on and hide your pictures.

so you're saying that you think new friends would feel more comfortable if I show less skin? Sexy Davesmith42 will be so happy to hear that i'm putting my clothes back on.

i'll delete all of my nakey pics right away. you wouldn't happen to want copies before I do that, would you?

 

[Bluespark]

so you're saying that you think new friends would feel more comfortable if I show less skin? Sexy Davesmith42 will be so happy to hear that i'm putting my clothes back on.

i'll delete all of my nakey pics right away. you wouldn't happen to want copies before I do that, would you?

I would never want to see nakey pictures of Honey.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I would never want to see nakey pictures of Honey.

you never have, and you most certainly never will again in the future.

I would never want to see nakey pics of your bum either, Sparky.

 

[Bluespark]

you never have, and you most certainly never will again in the future.

I would never want to see nakey pics of your bum either, Sparky.

My gigantic bum never is to be seen. It is too revolting.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My gigantic bum never is to be seen. It is too revolting.

I am sure you must be right. thank you for sparing me from such a stomach-turning sight. *retch*


gigantic bums are the worst, especially on women, don't you agree?
good thing mine is smaller than average and entirely jiggle-free. *whew*

 

[Bluespark]

I am sure you must be right. thank you for sparing me from such a stomach-turning sight. *retch*


gigantic bums are the worst, especially on women, don't you agree?
good thing mine is smaller than average and entirely jiggle-free. *whew*

I like tight skinny butts. Hard and flat as a coffee table and as much fun to spank or bounce on.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I like tight skinny butts. Hard and flat as a coffee table and as much fun to spank or bounce on.

i'm not feeling my butt right now. I already know in my heart that it is the perfect practically-non-existent butt that you are longing to smack and lick.

 

[Bluespark]

i'm not feeling my butt right now. I already know in my heart that it is the perfect practically-non-existent butt that you are longing to smack and lick.

My tiny little cock shrivels even smaller thinking about smacking you teeny-tiny ass.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My tiny little cock shrivels even smaller thinking about smacking you teeny-tiny ass.

Sparky, you're such a romantic at heart. You know how that lovey-dovey stuff makes me swoon.

 

[Bluespark]

Sparky, you're such a romantic at heart. You know how that lovey-dovey stuff makes me swoon.

You are such a gentle flower I would never ever pluck you as the morning dew glistens on your rosebud.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You are such a gentle flower I would never ever pluck you as the morning dew glistens on your rosebud.

I wish you would try harder to say nasty things to me in a sweet way. you never make me melt.

 

[Bluespark]

I wish you would try harder to say nasty things to me in a sweet way. you never make me melt.

I hate the way you melt when I tell you how bad it would feel to fill your box.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I hate the way you melt when I tell you how bad it would feel to fill your box.

stay here with me and keep talking, Sparky. I like it when my box is empty.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

stay here with me and keep talking, Sparky. I like it when my box is empty.

I think your new AV is a total turn off...certainly not sexy at all!

 

[Bluespark]

I wish you would try harder to say nasty things to me in a sweet way. you never make me melt.

stay here with me and keep talking, Sparky. I like it when my box is empty.

Your empty box makes me flop like a wet noodle.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think your new AV is a total turn off...certainly not sexy at all!

i'm not grateful at all for your sweet compliment.

Your empty box makes me flop like a wet noodle.

feel free to keep hanging around out here on the threads, Sparky. i'm sure it's much more exciting than any other offer you've had today.

 

[Bluespark]

i'm not grateful at all for your sweet compliment.



feel free to keep hanging around out here on the threads, Sparky. i'm sure it's much more exciting than any other offer you've had today.

If I thought you were lying in bed waiting for me I would just stay here playing.

 

[walkingeagle]

I hope its safe in here now--

 

[ImagineMe2]

We're all safe aren't we?

 

[walkingeagle]

We're all safe aren't we?

I think we might be---

 

[walkingeagle]

Ahh peace and quiet--