The Opposite

[ImagineMe2]

I'm glad I can safe ly change it without being gawked at---I hope it isnt causing anyone to ----well---do things--

Do what, Play Battle of the Sexes? No who would gawk at anyone's picture around here?

 

[walkingeagle]

Do what, Play Battle of the Sexes? No who would gawk at anyone's picture around here?

Good now I know I can freely change it---

 

[ImagineMe2]

Good now I know I can freely change it---

You may change it at any time without interference from me, just remembered I should go shower.

 

[walkingeagle]

Now I'm not thinking of you in the shower--soaping up in all kinds of places that dont interest me at all--

 

[ImagineMe2]

Now I'm not thinking of you in the shower--soaping up in all kinds of places that dont interest me at all--

I am so glad I am not contributing to any indecent thoughts you may have.

 

[walkingeagle]

I am so glad I am not contributing to any indecent thoughts you may have.

I havn't had any indecent thoughts about you all day--

 

[ImagineMe2]

I havn't had any indecent thoughts about you all day--

Just the two of us? How sad, can you think of anything we might do to entertain ourselves?

 

[WetBiMoose]

What's worse than two, only three! I think it's terrible to be aroused and awake at this hour. Impure thoughts are wrong.

 

[walkingeagle]

Oh no there are others in here-----I hope she doesnt----

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm glad I'm the only one who posts in here---

 

[merryohmd]

I hate this thread and the fact that some woman has 3 guys to choose from in this game.

 

[may_I_please]

Oh look at you two with your scaly tongues and untalented hands, a girl would have to be some kind of idiot to walk in here expecting any kind of enjoyment from either of you two

 

[walkingeagle]

Oh look at you two with your scaly tongues and untalented hands, a girl would have to be some kind of idiot to walk in here expecting any kind of enjoyment from either of you two

I'm not excited to see a real live curveless woman in here with me---I hope shes not gawking at my profile--

 

[SoraXD]

And now I show up and things just get even worse. The plot thickens.

 

[ImagineMe2]

Nobody has been here for a week, sure hope this thread doesn't perk up today.

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm glad shes not here now--

 

[may_I_please]

I really used to hate this thread

 

[walkingeagle]

I really used to hate this thread

I'm so sad to see those nasty lips above me---

 

[may_I_please]

Well don't expect me to jump into your arms and kiss you hard because that ain't happening

 

[walkingeagle]

Well don't expect me to jump into your arms and kiss you hard because that ain't happening

Well that wouldn't arouse me at all----I'm always flaccid when you are around--

 

[may_I_please]

I am aware of that, no matter what I say or show you, I am never able to get any kind of satisfying reaction. I shall give up completely and accept that I'm just not your type.

 

[walkingeagle]

I am aware of that, no matter what I say or show you, I am never able to get any kind of satisfying reaction. I shall give up completely and accept that I'm just not your type.

You didnt make me sad at alll by saying that, I wouldnt miss your wit or your tits--

 

[badjanus]

I despise the old guard showing up still when its the new posters that everyone wants to see.

 

[may_I_please]

I am not interested in you showing us what you've got at all. It is clear to me that you cannot excite or thrill me so you may as well keep your gollum-like body away from me. You wouldn't enjoy touching me anyway, I always freeze up and lie there like a limp fish.

 

[badjanus]

Bite me!!
you clearly have little to be desired, words tumble from your thin lips like rubbish from a bin. These poorly conceived sentences which lie flat and lifeless on a page like a fish out of the water...